I am an unfortunate star. How do you feel after reading it?

My mother bought me a new book, which is the sequel to Shuai and The Story of Peas Laughing. It tells an interesting story about peas, pets with peas, smelly pigs and smiles send us light. Pea's father is also very interesting. Let me tell you some jokes.

The first joke is: the pinyin abbreviation of pea is city WD, and the pinyin abbreviation of smiles send us light is city XY. And Wang Cheng's pinyin abbreviation is WC (toilet).

The second joke is: Doudou's father Lao Dou built a named place. A man came to ask Lao Dou's name. The man's surname is Ma, and his name is easy to remember. Old Dou named the man's son a toilet.

The third joke is: The juvenile newspaper read by Pea issued a press card, and you can go wherever you want. Peas want to run into the ladies' room, but their smiles send us light. Pea said, "I have a press card." Xiao Ya said, "That won't do either." With that, I kicked the peas away.

The fourth joke is: Doudou wants some money to buy a roast duck. Lao Dou doesn't give money. Lao Dou said, "People will improvise poems, and you only know how to eat." The pea said, "I want it, too." Listen, Rizhao butcher shop produces purple smoke, and roast duck is by the fire! My mouth is watering for three days. thousands of feet wants to buy my dad without giving money! "You listen to the old bean fell down.

The last joke is: Lao Dou wants to go shopping with the stinky pig, and the stinky pig says, "The government has regulations that the owner of pet feces on the street should be responsible for cleaning up." Lao Dou said: "They have policies in the world and we have countermeasures in the next." After that, the stinky pig went to the streets with Lao Dou. The old bean stuck a bucket on the smelly pig's ass. The old bean looked at it and said, "Smelly pig, do you want to shit or pee?" The stinky pig said, "I want to fart." The bucket farted like a rotten pig said. I hit Lao Dou in the face.

This book really made me laugh my teeth off and burst into laughter. Those jokes are so good that every time I feel depressed, I will definitely watch this. This is much better than a busy campus, but it is better to watch less.