Joke: Three sons-in-law.

? Once upon a time, there was an old rich man who had three daughters. The eldest daughter married a scholar; The second daughter married a biscuit seller; Only the youngest daughter married the most worthless farmer.

? One day, the old rich man's 60th birthday, his daughter and son-in-law came, and when he was having a good time, the old rich man said, "Come with a doggerel to help sober up." . The topic went round and round, missing half, messy and quiet.

? The eldest son-in-law is a scholar, and reciting poems is a little kiss for him. After a little reflection, he replied: the moon in the sky is round, half covered by dark clouds, and the stars are chaotic and boundless. After that, everyone in the room praised his ability. He is a scholar with ink in his stomach.

? Then the second son-in-law went to bed. The second son-in-law is a flexible businessman. Doesn't he think his baked wheat cake is round? So, he suddenly thought of how to answer, saying: My baked wheat cake is round, half of it is missing, so I chew it in my mouth and swallow it quietly. Not bad, that's right.

? Finally, the third son-in-law was a little embarrassed. He doesn't know a word. He deals with fields every day. How can you tell him to make up for it? At this time, he saw the father-in-law across the street as fat as a ball, and he knew how to answer: the father-in-law was round and round, one died, half disappeared, the funeral was a mess, and the whole family died quietly. When he said this, he survived and made his father-in-law angry.