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Wensong, what kind of trouble are you trying to make?
Housekeeper: Today is our wedding reception for Miss Wenfu. The four great talents of Su Xin passed the audition. stand out. Now please give me a warm round of applause, the four great talents. Make your debut.
Little Shenyang: We are Su Xinsi
The second child: Da
The third child: Cai
Butler: That kid. Ah, lost. That's great you have one less competitor. The three gentlemen, please sit down and welcome the ladies to your stage with warm applause.
Third brother: Miss Wen’s eldest brother is extremely beautiful.
Second brother: It looks like a fairy descended to earth.
Little Shenyang: You two worthy brothers, I can’t let you go.
Second brother: The eldest brother is talented in essays, but the younger one is not inferior to you
Third brother, the eldest brother is also slightly better than you in terms of appearance.
Xiao Shenyang: Then let’s compare.
Second brother: Don’t mess with that useless thing.
Little Shenyang: What are you doing?
Second brother: What are you doing?
Little Shenyang: Is it locked?
Butler: Stop. Is it unbecoming of a talented person to do this?
Little Shenyang: What are you doing? I fell into disarray.
Third brother: What a decent person you are.
Second brother: This time I was knocked down
Butler: Young masters, please sit down. Applause encourages the eldest daughter of our family to make a shining debut.
Little Shenyang: Where is the eldest lady?
Housekeeper: This is the eldest lady.
Second brother: Don’t make trouble, isn’t this just security?
Butler: no, this is the eldest lady. Our Wen family is seeking marriage for two young ladies at the same time. The premise is that after our eldest lady gets married, the remaining two young masters will have a chance to win over our second young lady.
Little Shenyang: So that’s what happened
Third brother: Brother, in this situation, I want to recite a poem.
Little Shenyang: Yin Lai
Third brother: Three brothers came for a blind date, and Cheng Yaojin came out halfway.
Second brother: What do you want to ask? Do it
Eldest brother: Two brothers-in-law, please take the trouble
Second brother: What is this?
Little Shenyang: Okay, okay, let’s not fight anymore. Today we have a fair competition for the second lady. As for the eldest lady, it depends on who has a higher point and a lower point? Let's get started, Butler
Butler: Then our marriage recruitment meeting will begin immediately. First, we will ask our eldest lady to pose a question. If anyone can answer it, he or she will be lucky enough to become the son-in-law of our Wen family.
Miss: Hahahahahahahaha, I just heard that, you guys want to see me? They're already fighting, haha, don't be so impatient.
Little Shenyang: Brother, please come up with a question.
Miss: Okay, brother, please listen to the first question. It is very difficult. What is one plus one? Start answering, answering, one plus one, is it so difficult?
Housekeeper: Miss, it’s not the question, it’s that they don’t want to rush you to answer the questions and replace them with compulsory questions.
Miss: I understand. You are the brother, you answer the required question
Xiao Shenyang: How much is one person in a family? This question should be a mathematics question? I study literature but know nothing about mathematics. My second brother, please tell the eldest lady about your family’s ancestral mathematics.
Second brother: Mathematics is indeed passed down from generation to generation in our family. It is passed down from female to male.
Little Shenyang: This is wrong. Your nickname is 3.1415926. Tell the eldest lady quickly.
Miss: Say it quickly.
Second brother: This question, if I guess correctly, should be one, multiplication, one five is five two five. By May 1st, three-five, 25, three-five, 35, three-five, forty, it was too difficult. Not simple at all.
Miss: Sit down quickly and worry about this hard work. You answer.
Third brother: Ah
Eldest lady: What are you doing?
Third brother: Asleep.
Miss: Can you answer this question: What is one plus one equal to? One plus one equals two. Do you know? Okay, what is one plus one equal to?
Third brother: Yes, it will rain the day after tomorrow.
Miss: It won’t rain the day after tomorrow.
Third brother, I am determined not to marry you.
Miss: Housekeeper, what do you think of this?
Housekeeper: Miss, this time you ask a question that they can’t refuse.
Miss: If you want to marry me, you must treat me well, so the next question is. If your mother and I fell into the river, who would you save first? I'll choose one and see who answers first. You are the boss, you answer first.
Second brother: The eldest lady usually likes to play checkers.
Miss: You answer this question.
Second brother: Which river did you fall into?
The eldest lady: Ah
The second brother: Which river did you fall into?
The eldest lady: I ??don’t know which river did you fall into?
Second brother: Don’t you know? You have to tell me which river you two fell into so I can rescue you, right?
Miss: I mean if you fall into the river.
Second brother, if you fall into the river, what does it have to do with me? I don’t know if.
Miss: I mean if you fall into the river.
Second brother: If I don’t know him, what does it have to do with me if he falls into the river? You keep asking me this kind of question, can I call you up?
Miss: I am just making an analogy.
Second brother: You are using an analogy. For example, I know him and he is my friend. Why would you hit him? Why are you so rude? Why are you using metaphors? I tell you that I can never agree
Eldest lady: You go back
Second brother: Hey
Eldest lady: Too much Grinding. You answer, he fell asleep again. You answer this question if your mother and I fell into the river. What's going on
Xiao Shenyang: I'll go take a look.
Miss: Do you still want to leave when you come back? Answer this question for me.
Little Shenyang: I will save my mother first.
Miss: I just like your filial piety.
Xiao Shenyang: No. I should save first, can I not answer.
Miss: No, I have to answer.
Little Shenyang, I am actually an orphan. When my mother was born on Weibo, she fell into the river. I wish I had a mother who loves me so much, mother. Why do you ask this question, why.
Third brother: Brother, I’ve searched all over the river outside. My mother didn’t fall into the river.
Butler: Stop, are you looking for a bride? Are you still looking for your mother?
Little Shenyang, there is something wrong with the eldest lady.
Second brother: Yes
Little Shenyang: Second young lady, come and ask me.
Second brother: Second young lady, come and ask me a question
Second young lady: Then let me ask a question
Eldest young lady: You, go back to me. Go home, go back, and ask questions. What questions are you asking? Are you worried about getting married? How hard I worked. I guess I can see how many of you are still pretending to be the top four talents here? Your diplomas are just big rapeseeds
Xiao Shenyang: Who are you calling bastard?
Miss: I’ll ask you questions, so you dare to answer them.
Xiao Shenyang: Dare to answer.
Miss: Please listen to the next question and each of you will act out a love story for me. What if someone acts like me? Who should I marry?
Little Shenyang: Come on, come on.
Miss: Who comes first?
Little Shenyang: I’ll come first.
Miss: The second child comes first. Are you willing?
Second brother: I have no voice.
Little Shenyang: Don’t let your brother down.
Miss: Next, we will also share a story about the White Snake.
Second brother: Miss, I think this scene is very good, but we are also in need of people, there is Xu Xian in The Legend of White Snake
Miss: Yes
Second Brother: Is it right for you to play Fahai? No one plays White Snake, right? You ask the second lady to come out and she plays White Snake.
Miss: What kind of Fa Hai should I play? I'm a white lady and didn't notice it.
Second brother: Who are you playing?
The eldest lady: White Snake.
Second brother: That can’t be performed, there’s still a shortage of people. You play the White Snake, right? Xiao Qing is right next to you, right? You two are inseparable, right? You'd better let me, Miss Second, come out. Butler, please call me. Then what about us
Miss: Hahaha, can we deal with you without props? Can you act?
Second brother: Neng
Eldest lady: Let’s start, Mr. Xu, Mr. Xu. You see, it's getting late, why don't we go to the West Lake and take a bath, hahahaha. Your husband is your husband.
Second brother: Ah. Xiaoqing, why are you biting me?
Missy: What happened to her?
Little Shenyang: The eldest lady said that artificial respiration can save him. Come on, Mr.
Second brother: Third brother, should I go see your mother? Which river did you fall into? It must have fallen into the river. I tell you, third brother: I am with you.
Miss, come on, big brother, let’s do my favorite next, The Legend of Min Yue.
Third brother: Your Majesty.
Little Shenyang: Yue'er.
Miss: This is older than my father.
Xiao Shenyang: I can’t act. Please tell me how I will act in the plot.
Miss: Actually, this one is simpler. Because of the love story between Min Yue and Da Wang, the two of them are in love, loving Min Yue and loving Da Wang. Da Wang loves Min Yue.
Xiao Shenyang: Let’s talk about the main point. The ending is very important. What’s the ending?
Missy: The ending is quite tragic, that is, the king dies. But we won’t do this part.
Little Shenyang: What’s wrong, Your Majesty?
The eldest lady: The king is dead
The second brother and the third brother: Big brother, big brother, I'm here to pick you up. We're fine
Miss: How did I, the king, carry me down?
Housekeeper: Miss, I realized that you are not good at choosing the drama. Even if you run away and die, won't you still be unable to get married?
Miss, why do I have to go to such trouble to find a king? So what can't be found?
Your Majesty, Your Majesty. Just follow me.
Butler: Ah
Little Shenyang: The housekeeper has a butler
The eldest lady: Ah, I haven’t finished choosing yet.
Extended information
Xiao Shenyang, formerly known as Shen He, was born on May 7, 1981 in Kaiyuan City, Tieling City, Liaoning Province. He is a Chinese actor, singer, director, and host.
In 2006, he became a disciple of Zhao Benshan; in 2007, he participated in the first TV series "Endless Love" and began to stand out and officially entered the film and television industry. In 2009, she performed in the sketch "Not Short of Money" with Zhao Benshan, Bi Fujian and Maomao at the CCTV Spring Festival Gala. In the same year, she starred in the film "Three Guns Surprise" directed by Zhang Yimou. In 2010, she starred in the action comedy film "Laughing in the Rivers and Lakes". In 2010, he participated in the sketch "Donation" in the CCTV Spring Festival Gala; in 2011, he starred in the TV series "The Strange Man Ouyang De"; in 2012, he starred in the TV series "The Chef"; in 2014, he performed the sketch "Really Want to Go Home" at the Beijing Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala. On February 8, 2016, the movie "Journey to the West: Monkey King Three Fights the Bone Demon" was released nationwide; in the same year, he starred in the movie "A Very Deal" and the comedy suspense action film "Everything I Say is True"; in the same year, he participated in Beijing Won the third place in the finals of the satellite TV star reality show "Crossover Singer". In September of the same year, he hosted his first variety show "Crossover Comedy King". In December 2016, he starred in the movie "Love Saint" with Xiao Yang and was released. In 2017, it was confirmed that he would continue to play Zhu Bajie in the movie "Journey to the West". In June 2017, he starred in the movie "Under the Ice" which was shortlisted for the 20th Shanghai International Film Festival. In January 2018, the movie "Moths Crossing the River" that he directed and starred in was released nationwide on June 15, 2018.
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