Funny verses that make the teacher angry

1. Funny poems about physics teachers

2. Funny poems about teachers

Funny poems about physics teachers 1. Send a few high school physics teachers Funny quotations

These are the hilarious quotations from our teachers in Harbin No. 24 Middle School. I compiled them myself, hehe.

Mathematics Tiger Power Tai Sui Lao Yuan My name is Yuan (chang) Changliang, Chang (chang) means Chang (zhang) who grew up. I am a girl. I'm not a child prodigy.

I am watching you from heaven. What to do, how to do it? Ah~~~~~! Pay attention~~~~, pay attention.

Don’t take what I say to heart. I thought, I can kill you! I can stare you to death! Don't talk while I'm exploring up there.

This is my idea, mine, not yours. Dang Dang Dang.

Why are some students so distracted? It's time to take some classes, get your stuff ready. One of the things I regret most is not studying liberal arts well in high school.

God is watching you! Oh, pay attention, why are you laughing? Are you laughing at me? What would other teachers think? Oh, and smile from now on! As the saying goes, when three people walk together, (think for 1 minute) there must be a teacher. Right? Right.

Is this right? Classmates, right? Hey, right? ! The funny math genius Xiao Jin secretly found a piece of calculation paper and pretended to do some calculations. Failure is the mother of success, and we are looking for mother now! How could you succeed without the first few mothers? Smart people actually do the math secretly first.

Cute creature Xiaoda XXX, why is it you again! Beat you to death! Beat you to death! Why is it so trivial! Look what you are doing sneaking around and poking and cooing down there! You don’t know how many times you have died under my words! You have Trisomy 21, which is different from us. Dangdang, XXX is ready to eat.

Biology teacher Yao Yao (special thanks to Hua Luo Nian Yi Ren, added by Poseidon), right? Right? English ventriloquist Xiao Xin, why are you so arrogant like a carrot? ! Live fish, live mice, live wires. If you make a mistake in an essay, you cannot mark it, otherwise it will look like a pimple on your face. You cannot use correction tape, otherwise it will look like a pimple on your face.

You have to memorize it, can you learn it well? Ah, if you want to learn like this, how much dowry will your father have to prepare for you? How am I sorry for you? Aren't you just looking at what others are doing? How long does the physical old lady want when she is old? How long does it take? It is longer than you want.

As big as you want, as big as you want, bigger than what you want. After teaching for so many years, I have never seen you like this.

Aren’t I the emperor who is not as anxious as the eunuchs? In doing so, the question becomes perfectly harmonious. Chemistry Speedy Language Xiao Zhao Don’t ask why, it is just like this.

Okay, my deskmate will take over. Okay, classmates will follow.

So this question, it.

Chemistry aunt Lao Yue’s question is easy to get.

Listen, he (she) said.

The Chinese teacher Hehe deliberately chose a simple material for the composition. I really don’t want you to run away, but I can’t stop you from running away with Piapia! Who is NO.2? Who said this? NO.3 As long as you can memorize it, I won’t let anything go (referring to criticism)! NO.4 Yeah! You're out and your glasses are frosty. Why don't you buy one with wipers? NO.5 (Biology teacher) "Baby! You are not doing this right!!!" NO.6 Even if it is not a good university, it should be in a good city and have a good major. Just like the best major at Lanzhou University ----- classmates said in unison, "Ramen Department!" NO.7 Don't forget to put your chair on the stool when you leave! OR Don’t forget to put the table on the chairs! NO.8 The characteristic of you born in the 90s is that "it doesn't matter" NO.9 Just put on your tender face and ask me! ! ! I'm taking a class in Geography, which is both rough and intermediate. Hello, classmates~~~~~Answer~~Very good~~~The main reason is that the voice is funny. I learned it very similar, so I'll post it when I get the chance.

Xiao Mu, a handsome political guy, comes from the mainland, ah. Pray, pray to heaven.

We must study the main subjects of politics, mathematics, and Chinese well. If we are happy, it is also a class, and if we are not happy, it is also a class. Why is there no passion? Please cooperate.

In order to increase the artistic atmosphere, Harbin puts plaster flowers on everyone's faces.

Life is like a dream, dreams are like smoke, and smoke is like farts. Hope it brings you some happiness haha.

2. Funny jingles, such as when the physics teacher turns around

When the Chinese teacher turns around, five essays are written about the earth.

The math teacher turned around and saw the axis of symmetry of the quadratic function.

The English teacher turned around and added three grams of oil, sorry.

When the chemistry teacher turned around, the carbon dioxide turned into a balloon.

The physics teacher turned around and used a lever to pry the earth.

When the biology teacher turned around, the test-tube baby swam in the water.

When the geography teacher turned around, there was a mudslide in front of the school.

As soon as the history teacher turned around, Qin Shihuang came to push the shot put.

As soon as the labor teacher turned around, he used scrap metal to show off.

When the political teacher turned around, Bush switched to selling soybean oil.

When the art teacher turned around, Mona Lisa also became romantic.

As soon as the music teacher turned around, an eight-magnitude earthquake exploded on the earth.

When the physical education teacher turned around, everyone was playing table tennis.

As soon as the computer teacher turned around, all the students became Ah Q’s friends.

As soon as all the teachers turned around, the people of the world were not free.

3. Funny verses praising teachers

Teacher, everyone says that you cultivate the pillars of the motherland; but I want to say that you are the pillars of the motherland.

It is you who support the backbone of our generation! You are like a red candle, giving all your heat and light to your descendants! Your character and spirit can be summed up in two words - burning! Keep burning! Ah, because of you, the garden is so beautiful and the earth is full of spring! Teacher, open the window and take a look. This garden full of spring scenery, this garden full of peaches and plums, are all saluting you! Without the nourishment of your thoughts, how could so many beautiful flowers of soul bloom? Teacher, engineer of the human soul, who would not praise you! Teacher, you are a cultivator of beauty and a sower of beauty. It is you who shine with beautiful sunshine and moisten with beautiful rain and dew, so that our hearts are green with green grass and blooming with flowers! Teacher, if you are compared to a clam, then the students are like the sand in the clam; you use love to lick it, grind it, soak it, wash it... Over the years, the sand becomes pearls, shining brightly.

You are like a candle. Although it is thin, you have some heat and some light, illuminating others and exhausting yourself. This selfless dedication will never be forgotten.

Your love is as warm as the sun, as gentle as the spring breeze, and as sweet as the clear spring. Your love is more serious than father's love, more delicate than mother's love, and more pure than friendship.

You, the teacher’s love, is the greatest and most noble in the world! If we are a ship, the teacher is the sail, leading us to move forward in the ocean of knowledge; if we are going to embark on a journey, the teacher is like the candle we hold, illuminating our bumpy road in learning. You allow us to open the windows of our souls, you give us spiritual pillars, you send us on the path of learning, and you give us endless encouragement.

Teacher, we will always remember you. Teacher, you are a cultivator of beauty and a sower of beauty.

It is you who shine with the beautiful sunshine and moisten with the beautiful rain and dew, so that our hearts are green and full of flowers! You are busy with the blooming of flowers and the ripening of fruits, silently hanging the green shade of leaves! Ah, teacher, your spirit will always be in my heart! You gave us a ruler of life, allowing us to measure it every day; you gave us a mirror of exemplary behavior, so that we have role models to learn from everywhere. You are the bridge that connects the severed mountains for us, allowing us to reach the peak of harvest; you are the ivy, tough and slender, guiding us to pick the Ganoderma lucidum and ginseng on the top of the cliff.

When Miaoer needs a glass of water, he will never give him a bucket of water; and when he needs a bucket of water, he will never give him a glass of water. Giving at the right time and in the right amount is the skill of a good gardener.

My teacher, this is also your art of education. No matter how hard you work, the peach tree will be ripe and the plum tree will be ripe. It is easy to plant flowers but difficult to cultivate people.

The fragrance of flying in the valley is extraordinary, the world is filled with poems, paintings, and talented people are all smiling.

Teacher, you use the most noble human emotion - love, to sow spring, sow ideals, sow power... Sow seeds with words, cultivate with colored pens, water with sweat, and nourish with hard work. This is the noble labor of our beloved teacher.

You work today, but you are building the future of the motherland; you teach in the classroom, but your achievements are in all directions of the motherland. Teacher, if you are compared to a clam, then the students are like the sand in the clam; you use love to lick it, grind it, soak it, wash it... Over the years, the sand becomes pearls, shining brightly.

Your teaching career has countless proud and happy memories, but you treasure them in your heart and just look at the field to be developed. If I were a poet, I would write poems with enthusiasm to praise the vastness and depth of the sea.

And dedicate it to you - my teacher with a broad mind and profound knowledge. Teachers are the fire, which ignites the fire of students' hearts; teachers are stone steps, which allow students to climb up step by step.

You are like a candle. Although it is thin, you have some heat and some light, illuminating others and exhausting yourself. This selfless dedication will never be forgotten.

The language of your lectures is as sweet as the tinkling mountain springs, as friendly as the gurgling creeks, and as exciting as the rushing rivers... The spring silkworm has never spoken a self-proclaimed word in its life, and the silver thread it spits out is the measure. The ruler of the value of life. Dear teacher, you have never shown off in front of others, but the blooming peaches and plums are the highest praise for you.

Your love is as warm as the sun, as gentle as the spring breeze, and as sweet as the clear spring. Your love is more serious than father's love, more delicate than mother's love, and more pure than friendship.

You, the teacher’s love, are the greatest and most noble in the world. The value of a firefly lies in using the lamp hanging on its tail to illuminate others; your respectability lies in always providing convenience to others.

Who spreads the rain and dew all over the earth? Who works hard to nurture the seedlings? It's you, teacher, you are a great gardener! Look at the flowers blooming everywhere, which one doesn’t have your hard work on it, and which one doesn’t have your smile on it.

4. Funny sentences about praising teachers that will make the teacher laugh

Humorous sentences about praising teachers

1. Our class The first thing that attracted his classmates was his humorous personality. I remember that in one class, after the teacher finished teaching the day's content, there were still three to five minutes left: "Don't look at my height. It's not that I am too short, but that they are too tall."

< p> 2. When learning algebraic expressions. The teacher had just finished speaking triumphantly, and our hearts were filled with green grass and blooming flowers. When the wind blew through his hair, the hair in front of him was floating in the wind, but it was not too small. It was as warm as the spring breeze and as sweet as the clear spring. , but the achievements are in all directions of the motherland. Teacher, if you are compared to a clam, then the students are the sand in the clam; you lick it with love; you have given us a mirror of exemplary behavior, so that we have role models to learn from everywhere.

3. A high school chemistry teacher and dean deliberately made mistakes when answering questions, and then asked a classmate to find the mistakes. After the student answered with difficulty, the teacher applauded and said seriously: "Very good, you have seen the teacher's weakness." Everyone was dumbfounded. After class, the teacher just walked out, and the whole class burst into laughter. .

4. One day, when our high school mathematics teacher was telling us about the periodic table of functions, when he mentioned the word "period", he walked down the stage excitedly and said to the whole class: "You don't understand yet. Period, pigs are really smarter than you." Then he pointed to a girl in the first row and said, "Do you know what period is?" The whole class fainted.

5. When we were in junior high school, we stipulated that school uniforms should be worn when raising the national flag. As a result, there were always some people who did not wear school uniforms or only wore pants or clothes. Then every time before the flag was raised, the principal held a loudspeaker and said: "Some students don't wear clothes, some don't wear pants, and some don't wear clothes at all."

Funny poems about teachers 1. Funny poems about scolding teachers

Among the colorful clouds of Bai Di, someone was sitting by the river. In the blink of an eye, Xiao Li flew his knife, and someone turned into a little eunuch. (Please automatically replace the person with the person you want to scold)

At noon on the day of hoeing, mines were laid in the soil. Your kid digs a mine and blows it up into two hundred and fifty.

I wish you blessings like the East Sea, and you deserve to drown.

I wish you longevity and you deserve to be crushed to death.

Li Bai came to the morgue as the incense burner produced purple smoke in Rizhao.

Head to the ground and feet to the sky, and go to the west with a smile.

There was a bright moonlight in front of the bed, and the thief climbed into the window. Open the safe and see the banknotes one after another.

There was bright moonlight in front of the bed, and Li Bai climbed up to the window. When exposed to X-rays, all my hair fell out.

As the incense burner in Rizhao produced purple smoke, Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant. My mouth was drooling, and I didn't have any money when I touched my pocket.

If you don’t wash your feet during spring sleep, you will be bitten by mosquitoes everywhere. Athlete's foot comes at night and it smells terrible.

Sleeping in spring without waking up, mosquito bites everywhere. The big bear comes at night and no one can escape.

Li Bai took a boat without paying him, so the boatman kicked him off the boat. The water in Peach Blossom Beach is a thousand feet deep, and I don’t know whether Li Bai is dead or not.

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2. Funny verses praising the teacher

Teacher , everyone says that you cultivate the pillars of the motherland; but I want to say that you are the pillars of the motherland.

It is you who support the backbone of our generation! You are like a red candle, giving all your heat and light to your descendants! Your character and spirit can be summed up in two words - burning! Keep burning! Ah, because of you, the garden is so beautiful and the earth is full of spring! Teacher, open the window and take a look. This garden full of spring scenery, this garden full of peaches and plums, are all saluting you! Without the nourishment of your thoughts, how could so many beautiful flowers of soul bloom? Teacher, engineer of the human soul, who would not praise you! Teacher, you are a cultivator of beauty and a sower of beauty. It is you who shine with the beautiful sunshine and moisten with the beautiful rain and dew, so that our hearts are green with green grass and blooming with flowers! Teacher, if you are compared to a clam, then the students are the sand in the clam; you use love to lick it, grind it, soak it, wash it... Over the years, the sand becomes pearls, shining brightly.

You are like a candle. Although it is thin, you have some heat and some light, illuminating others and exhausting yourself. This selfless dedication will never be forgotten.

Your love is as warm as the sun, as gentle as the spring breeze, and as sweet as the clear spring. Your love is more serious than father's love, more delicate than mother's love, and more pure than friendship.

You, the teacher’s love, is the greatest and most noble in the world! If we are a ship, the teacher is the sail, leading us forward in the ocean of knowledge; if we are going to embark on a journey, the teacher is like the candle we hold, illuminating our bumpy road in learning. You allow us to open the windows of our souls, you give us spiritual pillars, you send us on the path of learning, and you give us endless encouragement.

Teacher, we will always remember you. Teacher, you are a cultivator of beauty and a sower of beauty.

It is you who shine with the beautiful sunshine and moisten with the beautiful rain and dew, so that our hearts are green and full of flowers! You are busy with the blooming of flowers and the ripening of fruits, silently hanging the green shade of leaves! Ah, teacher, your spirit will always be in my heart! You gave us a ruler of life, allowing us to measure it every day; you gave us a mirror of exemplary behavior, so that we have role models to learn from everywhere. You are the bridge that connects us to the severed mountains, allowing us to reach the peak of harvest; you are the ivy, tough and slender, guiding us to pick Ganoderma lucidum and ginseng on the top of the cliff.

When Miaoer needs a glass of water, he will never give him a bucket of water; and when he needs a bucket of water, he will never give him a glass of water. Giving at the right time and in the right amount is the skill of a good gardener.

My teacher, this is also your art of education. No matter how hard you work, it will take a while to make the peach ripe, and the plum ripe will be useless. It is easy to plant flowers but difficult to cultivate people.

The fragrance of flying in the valley is extraordinary, the world is filled with poems, paintings, and talented people are all smiling. Teacher, you use the most noble human emotion - love, to sow spring, sow ideals, sow power... Sow seeds with words, cultivate with colored pens, water with sweat, and nourish with hard work. This is the noble labor of our beloved teacher.

You work today, but you are building the future of the motherland; you teach in the classroom, but your achievements are in all directions of the motherland. Teacher, if you are compared to a clam, then the students are like the sand in the clam; you use love to lick it, grind it, soak it, wash it... Over the years, the sand becomes pearls, shining brightly.

Your teaching career has countless proud and happy memories, but you treasure them in your heart and just look at the field to be developed. If I were a poet, I would write poems with enthusiasm to praise the vastness and depth of the sea.

And dedicate it to you - my teacher with a broad mind and profound knowledge. Teachers are the fire, which ignites the fire of students' hearts; teachers are stone steps, which allow students to climb up step by step.

You are like a candle. Although it is thin, you have some heat and some light, illuminating others and exhausting yourself. This selfless dedication will never be forgotten.

The language of your lectures is as sweet as the tinkling mountain springs, as friendly as the gurgling creeks, and as exciting as the rushing rivers... The spring silkworm has never spoken a self-proclaimed word in its life, and the silver thread it spits out is the measure. The ruler of the value of life. Dear teacher, you have never shown off in front of others, but the blooming peaches and plums are the highest praise for you.

Your love is as warm as the sun, as gentle as the spring breeze, and as sweet as the clear spring. Your love is more serious than father's love, more delicate than mother's love, and more pure than friendship.

You, the teacher’s love, are the greatest and most noble in the world. The value of a firefly lies in using the lamp hanging on its tail to illuminate others; your respectability lies in always providing convenience to others.

Who spreads the rain and dew all over the earth? Who works hard to nurture the seedlings? It's you, teacher, you are a great gardener! Look at the flowers blooming everywhere, which one doesn’t have your hard work on it, and which one doesn’t have your smile on it.

3. Humorous sentences to describe teachers

Teachers are like candles, burning themselves and illuminating others.

We are the flowers of our motherland, and teachers are hard-working gardeners.

The teacher is like a long bridge leading to the coast of knowledge.

The teacher is like a candle, burning himself and illuminating us.

The teacher is like a big tree, protecting us from wind and rain.

Teacher, everyone says that you cultivate the pillars of the motherland;

But I want to say that you are the pillars of the motherland.

It is you who support the backbone of our generation!

You are like a red candle, giving all your heat and light to the future generations!

Your character and spirit can be summed up in two words

- Burning! Keep burning!

Ah, because of you, the garden is so beautiful and the earth is full of spring!

Teacher, open the window and take a look. This garden full of spring scenery, this garden full of peaches and plums, are all saluting you!

Without the nourishment of your thoughts, how could so many beautiful flowers of soul bloom?

Teacher, engineer of the human soul, who would not praise you!

Teacher, you are a cultivator of beauty and a sower of beauty.

It is you who shine with your beautiful sunshine and moisturize with your beautiful rain and dew.

Our hearts are filled with green grass and blooming flowers!

Teacher, if you are compared to a clam, then the student is the sand in the clam;

You use love to lick it, grind it, soak it, wash it... < /p>

Over the years, the sand grains become pearls, shining brightly.

4. Funny verses praising teachers

Teacher, everyone says that you cultivate the pillars of the motherland; but I want to say that you are the pillars of the motherland.

It is you who support the backbone of our generation! You are like a red candle, giving all your heat and light to your descendants! Your character and spirit can be summed up in two words - burning! Keep burning! Ah, because of you, the garden is so beautiful and the earth is full of spring! Teacher, open the window and take a look. This garden full of spring scenery, this garden full of peaches and plums, are all saluting you! Without the nourishment of your thoughts, how could so many beautiful flowers of soul bloom? Teacher, engineer of the human soul, who would not praise you! Teacher, you are a cultivator of beauty and a sower of beauty. It is you who shine with beautiful sunshine and moisten with beautiful rain and dew, so that our hearts are green with green grass and blooming with flowers! Teacher, if you are compared to a clam, then the students are the sand in the clam; you use love to lick it, grind it, soak it, wash it... Over the years, the sand becomes pearls, shining brightly.

You are like a candle. Although it is thin, you have some heat and some light, illuminating others and exhausting yourself. This selfless dedication will never be forgotten.

Your love is as warm as the sun, as gentle as the spring breeze, and as sweet as the clear spring. Your love is more serious than father's love, more delicate than mother's love, and more pure than friendship.

You, the teacher’s love, is the greatest and most pure in the world! If we are a ship, the teacher is the sail, leading us forward in the ocean of knowledge; if we are going to embark on a journey, the teacher is like the candle we hold, illuminating our bumpy road in learning. You allow us to open the windows of our souls, you give us spiritual pillars, you send us on the path of learning, and you give us endless encouragement.

Teacher, we will always remember you. Teacher, you are a cultivator of beauty and a sower of beauty.

It is you who shine with the beautiful sunshine and moisten with the beautiful rain and dew, so that our hearts are green and full of flowers! You are busy with the blooming of flowers and the ripening of fruits, silently hanging the green shade of leaves! Ah, teacher, your spirit will always be in my heart! You gave us a ruler of life, allowing us to measure it every day; you gave us a mirror of exemplary behavior, so that we have role models to learn from everywhere. You are the bridge that connects us to the severed mountains, allowing us to reach the peak of harvest; you are the ivy, tough and slender, guiding us to pick Ganoderma lucidum and ginseng on the top of the cliff.

When Miaoer needs a glass of water, he will never give him a bucket of water; and when he needs a bucket of water, he will never give him a glass of water. Giving at the right time and in the right amount is the skill of a good gardener.

My teacher, this is also your art of education. No matter how hard you work, it will take a while to make the peach ripe, and the plum ripe will be useless. It is easy to plant flowers but difficult to cultivate people.

The fragrance of flying in the valley is extraordinary, the world is filled with poems, paintings, and talented people are all smiling. Teacher, you use the most noble human emotion - love, to sow spring, sow ideals, sow power... Sow seeds with words, cultivate with colored pens, water with sweat, and nourish with hard work. This is the noble labor of our beloved teacher.

You work today, but you are building the future of the motherland; you teach in the classroom, but your achievements are in all directions of the motherland. Teacher, if you are compared to a clam, then the students are like the sand in the clam; you use love to lick it, grind it, soak it, wash it... Over the years, the sand becomes pearls, shining brightly.

Your teaching career has countless proud and happy memories, but you treasure them in your heart and just look at the field to be developed. If I were a poet, I would write poems with enthusiasm to praise the vastness and depth of the sea.

And dedicate it to you - my teacher with a broad mind and profound knowledge. Teachers are the fire, which ignites the fire of students' hearts; teachers are stone steps, which allow students to climb up step by step.

You are like a candle. Although it is thin, you have some heat and some light, illuminating others and exhausting yourself. This selfless dedication will never be forgotten.

The language of your lectures is as sweet as the tinkling mountain springs, as friendly as the gurgling creeks, and as exciting as the rushing rivers... The spring silkworm has never spoken a self-proclaimed word in its life, and the silver thread it spits out is the measure. The ruler of the value of life. Dear teacher, you have never shown off in front of others, but the blooming peaches and plums are the highest praise for you.

Your love is as warm as the sun, as gentle as the spring breeze, and as sweet as the clear spring. Your love is more serious than father's love, more delicate than mother's love, and more pure than friendship.

You, the teacher’s love, are the greatest and most noble in the world. The value of a firefly lies in using the lamp hanging on its tail to illuminate others; your respectability lies in always providing convenience to others.

Who spreads the rain and dew all over the earth? Who works hard to nurture the seedlings? It's you, teacher, you are a great gardener! Look at the flowers blooming everywhere, which one doesn’t have your hard work on it, and which one doesn’t have your smile on it.