Golden sentences of driving school coaches in 2022 (78 sentences)

I have never understood mathematics since I picked up a pen that fell to the ground in the first grade. A humorous remark can make people feel relaxed. How many sentences are suitable for humor? The following is a collection of "Golden Sentences of Driving School Coaches in 2022 (78 sentences)". Welcome to reading. I hope you can read it and keep it.

? 1. When the ramp started, the coach said, "Release the clutch gently, find the linkage point, let the car shake before stepping on the brakes." I did, and I felt that the car was obviously shaking. I grabbed the shift lever, put the brake in neutral, and the car suddenly slipped back. The coach quickly put on the brakes and shouted, "What do you want?" I don't understand: "I'm in semi-continuous gear!" ""... ""Oh, I thought semi-continuous gear was between first gear and second gear. "

? 2. My classmate was very nervous when taking the mm road test, and kept saying, "Fasten your seat belt!" ! ! ! "Then I put my seat belt in the hole of the co-pilot ~ The examiner asked her," Aren't you scared? "

? On the way, I gave a tip in a roadside shop. Master showed my brother how much oil was left when he came out. Brother unscrewed the fuel tank cap and looked in, but could see nothing. My buddy took out a lighter and got it done. Fortunately, the master reacted quickly and kicked his brother to the ground. Otherwise, there wouldn't be such a story, and it's all over.

? 4. The story of our driving school, the road test, the examiner said: Turn left around the island in front, and the students said: I get it. Turn left around the island in front. After turning around, the examiner said, get off, fail, and the students don't understand. Can you let me die? The examiner said in a daze: you count how many times you turned before you turned around ~ ~

? After getting on the bus successfully, a candidate sat in the driver's seat and lit a fire. After stepping on the accelerator to check the instrument, he said to the examiner, "Report to the examiner that the instrument is normal and request to take off." (It is estimated that candidates have the ideal of being a pilot since childhood. After listening, the examiner calmly replied: "Permission to take off, pay attention to the high voltage ahead."

? 6. The exam is almost over, and the examiner said, "Stop in front." Unexpectedly, there is a fire hydrant in front. The student was shocked and replied, "Report a fire hydrant. You can't stop in front. "

? 7. Remember to tell people not to install speakers for you when buying a car. Anyway, you rely on yelling.

? 8. Coach: Yes, you can follow this idea. If you take the exam, the maximum deduction will be 100.

? 9. Change lanes to the right and turn into a left turn signal. The coach said to me, "Why, confuse the enemy behind?"

? 10. Coach: The steering wheel is out of order, out of order. Me: How can I kill myself?

? 1 1. I tied a piece of meat to the front of the car, and the dog drives better than you!

? 12. Turn the steering wheel to get there. Go back! I'll call you back!

? 13. "Sorry, coach, I stopped awry again". No way, the road is crooked!

? 14. Coach: Why are you tugging at the steering wheel? Do you want to take it home?

? 15. The coach said that you should learn to fly in the last class after learning your driver's license. It's great to be able to fly so soon.

? 16. Poor throttle control when driving. Coach: You're kicking me out of Ferrari's auditory effect.

? 17. "You must wear a helmet when driving out." "Why?" "I'm afraid people will get off and hit you."

? 18. failed the first exam. Coach: I don't blame your poor driving skills, but our coach is worthless.

? 19. Coach: I used to know that you couldn't tell the difference between East and West, but now it seems that you can't tell the difference between left and right.

? 20. "See the man in front? It is not good to kill him. This is not good. Why the fuck didn't you brake? ! "

? 2 1. "Why are you driving so fast? I want to see MM on the roadside. No wonder I can't find a wife ... Are you raising fish in your mind again? "

? I suggest you learn a racing driver's license in the future! You are not fit to drive such an ordinary car!

? 23. The coach shouted, "Put your head out, put your head out! Brake! Brake quickly! One day my car will be scrapped by you! "

? 24. Put it in gear! ! ! ! Brake! ! ! ! It's off again ! You can't step on the assembly! ! ! ! Turn on the turn signal! ! ! ! What's with the headlights ! ! ! You! ! ! !

? 25. Master, did I pour it in? Master: "There is still a distance from China."

? 26. About the beginning, there was also a "buddy who said he did it because he was nervous: the instrument was all right" and asked to get up. The examiner was happy when he heard it: haven't you woken up yet? Allow to get up

? 27. He said, "Why are you driving so fast?" ! Is there any money ahead? "Slowly open, he said," are you still moving? "

? 28. "When you get your license and buy a car, you must drive to the training ground and let me have a look, so that I can remember you well. When I meet you driving on the road in the future, I can hide! "

? 29. Step on the gas! It's in gear! Did you hit the clutch? Where are the brakes? Can't you see it's about to hit! Brake gently! Catch up and wait for food! Turn on the turn signal! Turn off the steering wheel! Go down like a fool!

? 30. The coach often says, "It's a good thing I don't have a heart attack, otherwise ..."

? 3 1. The girl who just got on the bus for the road test was so nervous that she handed the bank card to the examiner as an ID card. The examiner was silent: where is the password?

? 32. On another occasion, I heard the coach next to me training the students: "You can't learn like this, learn by yourself!" I'm still meditating. Me!

? My colleague learned to walk on the road a few days ago. The coach told her to step on the gas. She fished for a long time without stepping on it. She blurted out, "Where is the oil? Where is the oil? " Make the coach happy: "In the supermarket, there are vegetable oil and peanut oil. What kind? "

? For your future safety, it is actually necessary to be scolded when learning to drive. No matter how heavy your mouth is, I will never move. Maybe I can take this opportunity to exercise my little heart, so that I can make bold moves in society in the future. There are friends who have never learned to drive. When you meet such a coach, you will follow!

? If people are too nervous, they don't know what they are talking about. Last time, there was a student driving test in our driving school. After getting on the bus, everything was ready, but the car just wouldn't start. The examiner asked if he was ready. The student said he was ready, and the examiner asked, why don't you start the car and go? The student said, report to the dog officer, there is an examiner in front of the car!

? 36. I practiced piling again and suddenly heard the coach say, "Where are you going?" My heart tightened, so I rushed in the opposite direction to play. I heard the coach say, "Where are you going to play?" ! "I'm nervous again, turn it off, depressed. Looking back, the coach is training students in another car.

? 37. I heard my uncle tell a joke about the car test (years ago): At that time, everyone tried their best to please the examiner and used all bt tricks. One got on the bus, didn't light the fire first, and smirked at the examiner around him. The examiner smiled and asked him what he was smirking about. He said: I think you look like my uncle ... the examiner is unconscious.

? 38. Another man got on the bus and said to the examiner, "I'm so nervous that I can't drive." The examiner gave him a white look: "Don't be nervous, drive yours well." Then the man began to say to himself, "In fact, I also know that there is no need to be nervous, but I can't control myself. Just now, I asked the students who just came down if there was any way not to be nervous. They told me: Don't think about anything when you get on the bus, just think that you are alone in the car now, or sitting next to a dog ... "The examiner fainted again ~ ~ ~

? 39. "Shift gears when it's time to shift gears. Don't wait for me to remind you! Look ahead! Look ahead! Look in the rearview mirror! Slow down, slow down, fly the plane? ! Come on, come on, shift up! Downshift, downshift, why do you still refuel? ! Turn the wheel and get back to normal! What's the matter, are your hands dancing on the steering wheel? ! Call as many times as you want! ! ! "

? 40. To tell the truth, one of my students felt the dark side for the first time while taking the driver's license test.

? 4 1. The green light starts slowly. Coach said, what's wrong? Can't you choose your favorite color?

? 42. The four subjects are all one-off and have no right to speak.

? 43. The coach said he couldn't learn how I drive when I was drunk.

? 44. Others step on clutch, and I step on joys and sorrows.

? 45. Don't blame your poor driving skills, blame our coach for being worthless.

? 46. I got up at 5: 30 in order to get a driver's license. It's really tangled.

? If you like this steering wheel, you can take it with you when you leave later.

? 48. I passed the exam five times for the third time. I will never touch the car unless I have to.

? 49. I retaken the second exam twice, and the worst thing was that I died on a curve.

? 50. Touch porcelain dog, square dance, driving school coach 250.

? 5 1. I just thought that I didn't learn to drive in the southeast and northwest before I realized that I didn't know if I was left or right.

? 52. The score of this test is 100.

? 53. I failed the subject three exam and came back to pay the make-up fee. Others asked: How did I fail the exam? The girl sighed: alas, that condom is not worn. Ann ... all ... settings ...

? 54. It seems that you should learn to drive well after all. There is no one to rely on except yourself.

? 55. The fear of being dominated by driving practice and punching cards every day has no enthusiasm for learning to drive.

? 56. I realize that people's mood will really fall to the bottom because they want to learn to drive.

? 57. On the first day of learning to drive, I was not angry that there was something wrong with the DMV system. I'm not angry at all.

? 58. Can I start school or not? I have a strong desire to learn driving these days.

? 59. I am speechless. Talking about learning to drive every day makes me dream of driving yesterday.

? 60. How can I stop my parents from forcing me to learn to drive? I really don't want to learn to drive. I'm too afraid to drive.

? 6 1. I never thought that I learned to drive so slowly because I couldn't make an appointment for the exam. It's boring to be at home every day!

? 62. I am learning to drive again. I am confident that my life span is 200 years, and I will be a water hammer with a distance of 3,000 li.

? 63. Everyone must pay more attention to safety when crossing the road in the future. Ben, who can ride a bike, began to learn to drive.

? 64. It's too hot. Why is it so hot? I'm tired of learning to drive. How time flies. I am dried salted fish!

? 65. My brother has many difficulties in learning to ride a bike. I seemed to understand the coach's mood when I was learning to drive.

? 66. Coach: See the man in front? Hit him! Me: I dare not. Coach: Don't be afraid to step on the brakes!

? 67. I'm a little nervous because I'm going to take subject two tomorrow. I hope we can have one. But I haven't won my first victory yet.

? 68. It is not necessarily the boss who draws Chinese, but the driving school coach.

? 69. My friends wish me a smooth promotion in driving school subject 2 tomorrow, 3Q.

? 70. If the red light and the green light don't go, is there no color you like?

? 7 1. When the driver of the same car was practicing turning, the coach asked him to see if there was a car behind him. Sure enough, he turned around!

? 72. I tried to reverse my car before taking the second exam, but I succeeded once, with the same width on both sides.

? 73. I saw a car on the road in the morning, and put a sign on the back of the car, marking a sentence: I was expelled from the driving school and became a teacher.

? 74. The ramp is too narrow. Turn the steering wheel left and right. The coach said, are you here to screen chaff or drive?

? 75. I'm glad to talk to you for so long today. Let's call it a day. I feel broken. I found that there are many friends in the exam tomorrow. I hope you can help.

? 76. When can menstruation come? I have to take the second exam today. I like koi fish so much. Is this an unexpected good thing?

? 77. I got a tan after learning to drive. Now my arms, legs and feet have become zebra crossings.

? 78. When I was practicing driving, I heard a coach next to me training students: