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I was so anxious that I burst into laughter

1. Go to a friend or relative's house to do something. When I left, that handsome brother sent me out. I said to him affectionately: Take care.

2. The remaining four women in Taiwan Province Province, Lin Chi-ling, Lin Xilei and Bide Shilan, got married by half in one week. Big S is married, and the groom is not Vic Zhou. Lin Xilei is married, and the groom is not Zhu Xiaotian. Bidai Syulan is getting married, and the groom is not VanNess Wu. If Lin Chi-ling gets married, will the groom be Jerry Yan? F4, you guys are amazing.

3. My boyfriend went to the company to participate in the ugliest clothes contest. He wore a simple white T-shirt with a photo of my makeup remover on it, and won the first prize!

4. I downloaded a mobile phone browser, and when it started, it showed the detected fonts and something, with a progress bar, 1%, 2% ... the speed was slow, so I waited patiently. Time is long, 99%, 100%! I am so excited! Finally finished the test! Guess what I saw? …… 10 1%、 102%。