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A beautiful little snake who was not sensible saw a frog with beautiful patterns and super good skin at the water's edge, and couldn't help but give birth to love.
The little snake said to the frog, can we associate?
The frog said: Yes, yes.
So the two of them live together.
One day, while they were sleeping, the little snake involuntarily wrapped the frog in his sleep. The frog felt suffocated, so he struggled desperately, stomped on the snake's abdomen with his hind legs, bounced it out, and then ran away quickly and never came back.
The sad little snake healed her wound, but it could not heal her wound. She was afraid of this handsome frog and thought she would be hurt. Since then, she has lived a single life.
On this day, an ugly toad found the little snake and thought she was very beautiful. She couldn't help admiring her.
Toad said to the little snake, can we associate?
The little snake looked at the ugly toad and thought his eyes were sincere. Her lonely heart shook. She thought the toad was so ugly that she should cherish her beautiful little snake and said, OK, OK.
So the two of them live together.
One day, while they were sleeping, the little snake involuntarily wrapped the toad in her sleep. Toad felt suffocated and struggled. The venom spurted from his back and shot into the little snake's eyes. The snake scattered in pain, and toad took the opportunity to escape and never came back.
This story tells us: Don't think that only handsome guys can hurt girls, and ugly guys can hurt girls, so why don't you choose handsome guys for beautiful girls?
Joke edition
A friend of mine asked me! Do you know why frogs marry toads?
I said, "Because the frog is sitting in the well, it only has a toad in its eyes! So marry a toad! "
My friend is absolutely right! ~
My friend asked me again! Why did the toad divorce the frog again?
I've been thinking about it for a long time! Finally give him an answer!
Because the toad wants to eat swan meat, it divorced the frog!
Friends are speechless. . . . . . .
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