Campus humorous joke stories

Selection of campus humorous jokes and stories

1.

This morning, my sister called and said that her brother-in-law hit her. I was very sad. Angry,

No matter how hard a man is, he can’t hit a woman! I went to my sister’s house, held down my brother-in-law and beat him.

Fortunately, I am taller than my brother-in-law, so I can beat him. My sister was frightened and told me that today was April Fool’s Day and she was joking with me. I guess, I don’t like this. What should I do if this person is beaten? Thirty-six tactics, run away. ,,,

I remember when I was in high school, it was also April Fool’s Day. The first class was math class, and the teacher came.

Our whole class said it was an English class, but the teacher went to the wrong classroom, and then the teacher said he was sure. It was okay,

This period was a math class, but we all agreed that it was an English class, and he left. . . .

Later, we invited him to class and said it was an April Fool’s Day joke, so he wouldn’t come to class. .

2.

Xiao Qiang: Xiao Ming, if you bully me again, I will let my dad beat you!

Xiao Ming: Then I will let my dad beat your dad !

Xiao Qiang: Then I will let my mother beat your father! My father said that men in the world are afraid of their wives!

Xiao Ming: Then I will let my mother beat your mother! I Dad said that to deal with 38, we still need 38?

　3.

　XX: Today I want to test you.

Me: You said.

XX: Your mother and I fall into the water, who do you save first?

Me: Don’t ask such cliche questions, okay? Can we save you together?

XX: This question must be answered today. Only one can be saved first.

Me: Dad, don’t play like this, okay?

4.

As a broadband maintenance technician, my friend often goes to the computer room for inspections. The computer room of this community is in the basement, and few people usually go there. Something went wrong while busy, and my friend accidentally locked himself in the computer room. There is no signal on the mobile phone. This is really making the sky and the earth silent.

5.

In a remote rural area, village cadres convened a meeting of all women in the village to promote the family planning policy. It seems that more than an hour has passed and the meeting is still endless. After a while, a middle-aged woman stood up and walked towards the door. ?Sister-in-law Zhang, the meeting is not over yet. Why are you going to my house? I have children. I have to go back and take a look. ?Sister-in-law Zhang is gone. The meeting still continues. After a while, another young woman stood up and walked towards the door. ? Yu Yu, where are you going? You don’t have children at home yet? Yu Yu didn’t even look back: ? If I keep sitting here in meetings, I will never have children. ?;