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Across the galaxy, across the moon
Is the only thing I want to do now
Across the galaxy, across the moon
Meet a better self
The anxiety about girls being fat has been lingering in my heart, especially every time I take girls out to buy clothes, I am going crazy.
There is another performance in the afternoon.
I don't look good in anything. I spend money on clothes, but people are tired and annoyed.
Oh, my God! If someone buys me clothes, even if I turn the whole city around a few times, I will be full of energy.
I often doubt whether my two children are my own, and I am not sensitive to clothes, let alone hobbies.
Emotional intelligence is too low to know what their hobbies are.
Girls are determined to lose weight when they are admitted to graduate school. Nearly two months have passed, and the result is just talk.
I told girls that if a girl can't even control her figure, then don't talk about anything else.
Talk is bullshit!
Although I bought a bottoming shirt today, it is very expensive. The point is that it's useless. My anger came at once.
I said if you don't lose weight, I won't buy you clothes!
She was also angry, saying that no one disliked her being fat, except me!
I said you were too fat to walk. It's none of others' business. People laugh at you behind your back. What's more terrible is to look down on you!
She told me to shut up and left alone.
Alas! I was born by myself, so what?
Then I went to get glasses, and she went to the hospital for nucleic acid testing.
Go their separate ways for a while.
I often go to optical shops, and many people wear glasses. I found myself a pair of glasses frames.
I discussed the price with the proprietress for a long time and finally reached an agreement.
Just about to prepare, the girl's phone came. She asked me if I was in the shop where I often wear glasses. She has reached the door.
When I looked up, she had already come in.
She said that she went to the railway station to finish the work, which was faster or better.
We were supposed to have hot pot together in the evening, but I took her advice and ate mala Tang, which may also be the result of my dislike.
The spicy shop is her own dish, so I can't eat spicy food. I watched her finish, and then the girl went home, and I went for an intravenous drip.
Yes, it is not the truth that awakens a person, but the south wall.
People don't have their own appearance anxiety, and I'm worried about it. No, it's obviously looking for trouble for yourself.
Anger is asking for it.
Let go of yourself, let go of that girl.
It's not easy to live, just be happy!
Bless yourself.
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