Chat code daquan funny

1, A: One person is beautiful and two people are beautiful? B: a person is beautiful! Interpreted as: single (lingering) beauty 2, a: dead vine and old tree faint cry b: wear a pair of autumn trousers to go home 3, a: tortoise cover ground tiger b: chicken stewed mushrooms. 4. A: "Will it rain today? A: "It won't rain today"-Jade Guanyin 5. A: "Don't you drink, sir? A: Do you have any aspirin? " -"Latency" 6, A: Sweet potato sweet potato I am sweet potato B: Sweet potato I am sweet potato 7, A: The earth shakes and the mountains shake, and the western hills show the eternal B: The door faces the sea, and the three rivers flow all the year round ... 8, A:- You are sick! B: I'm not sick. You are very rude. Let's forgive each other's imperfections, shall we? 9.A: Glory belongs to my emperor. B: Your father and your mother 10, A: Who is Kobe? B: God-like man 1 1, A: Married. B: There is no doubt about love. 12, A: Viagra is in hand B: All over the world. 13, a: all loves. An apricot crawled out. 14, A: Brother Chun is a pure man. B: A man of iron and blood. A: I am a cloud in the sky. You are a piece of shit on the ground. A: A specific detonation frequency. B: the details are not convenient to disclose. Who are you? B: I am who I am. A: With the light on? The hood is on fire. How many stars are there in the sky? B: The pagoda on the ground is 18. Answer: If you don't eat, you will eat, and you will be as proud as a bone. B: Loyalty is on the rise. Be reasonable and don't talk about feelings. 19, A: Worry can rejuvenate the country. Closing your eyes can refresh you. A: The heavenly king covers the land. Cats catch mice. 2 1, A: When will there be a bright moon? B: Look up for yourself. A: A plate of pork head. B: 22: 23: A: The mountains cover the day. B: 24: Mowing Day. A: Riverside Scene on Qingming Festival B: River Demon in Baota Town 26, A: Potato, Potato B: I'm beef 27, A: Yangtze River, Yangtze River B: I'm Yellow River 28, A: Station Gaogang B: Xishan School is an eternal show 29, A: The door faces the sea B: Three rivers have been flowing in parallel for 30 years A: Clear clouds and clear cattle and sheep B: The mountains are high and the water is long. Second, Oriental Middle School holds up the sun of tomorrow. Third, anxiety and fatigue can rejuvenate the country, and closing your eyes can restore your energy. Fourth, the heavenly king covers the earth tiger, and the kitten catches the mouse. 5. When will there be a bright moon? Look up for yourself. Six, a plate of pig's head meat, two or two attractive. Seven, the mountain covers the day, and the weeding day is noon. Eight, Tianma meteor boxing, send you a pack of salt. Nine, Qingming Riverside Map, Baota Town River Demon. Ten, potatoes and potatoes, I am beef. Yangtze River, Yangtze River, I am the Yellow River. Twelve, the land occupies a high position, and the mountains and rivers are eternal. Thirteen, the door is close to the sea, and the three rivers have flowed together for thousands of years. It's sunny today, and there are good scenery everywhere, good scenery. Are you going to Peach Blossom Island? I have a boat. The chat code is funny. 1. But now I remember that night, that storm-eating supper. 2. Go to Gulangyu-wait for your friends. However, as long as China keeps our friendship, I will wait for you here. 4. Spring flowers and autumn moon-rain or shine. 5. How much sadness can there be? I don't know where to go. Peach blossoms are still smiling in the spring breeze. Seven, spring morning, I woke up carefree. Mosquitoes bite everywhere. When those red berries come in spring. Nine trees grow in spring. Until, holding up my cup, I asked the moon. * * * Drink Radix Isatidis. Ten, get the paper and feel shallow. I implore you, sir, to broaden your horizons by 300 miles and give me some advice. Twelve, wear long pants. I know the rainy season. Thirteen, I will wet my shoes when I walk. Romantic figures through the ages-still see today's heroes 15, hundreds of mountains without birds-thousands of waters converge into rivers 16, an inch of time and an inch of gold-a thousand dollars is hard to buy for a thousand dollars 17, a dead vine and an old tree faint crow-wear a pair of autumn trousers to go home 18, and the sun is high. 2, sweet potato sweet potato. I am a potato. 3, Tianwang Gai Di Hu, Baota Town River Demon. 4, pull the mountain to smother the world, when it is unfavorable, it will not die. 5. Does the boss want vinegar? Can you still be an old man without drinking vinegar? 6.will it rain today? It won't rain today, but it will tomorrow. 7. Clear away the dark clouds and clear the mountains and clear the water to see cattle and sheep. 8. There is no way for mountains and rivers to be suspicious, and there is another village. 9, Gorkon, a school of western hills show through the ages. The door faces the sea, and the three rivers flow side by side for thousands of years. 10, open sesame. 1 1, kung pao chicken, shredded pork with fish flavor. 12, Oriental Middle School, hold up the sun tomorrow. 13, fatigue can rejuvenate the country, and closing your eyes can restore your energy. 14, the king covers the ground and the cat catches the mouse. 15, when will there be a bright moon? Look up for yourself. 16, a plate of pig's head meat, 22 pairs of tempting. 17, the mountains cover the day and weed at noon. 18, Tianma Meteor Boxing, here is a pack of salt for you. 19, Riverside Scene in Qingming Festival, River Demon in Baota Town. 20, potatoes, potatoes, I am beef. Chat code Daquanfunny 5 1, titanium dog eyes, chastity has been used up-embarrassed friends really have no chastity. 2. Once in the section, it is as deep as the sea. Ever since, I have been a passerby. 3, weeding at noon, rats everywhere. 4. Duan You: King Gaihudi! Me: I care about connotation! 5. Pour a glass of wine on the table. Who else but me? Dear, today is your 30th birthday. Happy birthday, great wife. I wish you can be a cow and a horse for your favorite wife all your life! 7. The wine newly baked by green ants has a hint of red in the quiet stove. 8, the breeze blows the willow, dare to ask is a friend. 9. If you are in trouble, I will help you. I live next door. My name is Wang! 10, if the theme of a world is meeting, then a heartbeat. The theme is to miss you. If the theme of a period of time is knowing each other, then a sincere theme is to love you, dear, you are the theme of my life, and I love you. Happy birthday, dear! 1 1. There is no goddess, and a large group of female friends are going to protest. 12, otaku looking for rotten women, rotten women have husbands-tragedy, this is life. 13, diaosi becomes a wolf, and wolves become hooligans-human evolution. 14, there is wine today, drunk today, and worried tomorrow. 15, in the storm, I will wait for you in the connotation section. 16, the breeze blows willow, dare to ask you? Beer crayfish, the connotation is family! 17, cigarettes, beer and betel nut, melon seeds, peanuts, ham sausage! 18, just because the dream is too short, get up and wash your face-work is too tired. 19, the river demon in Baota Town, and the queen mother put pepper. 20, don't drink sanhua, when?