Funny copywriting from sand sculpture to explosion

One. Twenty is not confused, only thirty, I am stuck in the middle, confused.

2. Many times you don't push yourself, and you don't know that you still have the ability to screw things up.

3. After studying in cooking school for many years, others are proficient in frying everything, but I am so bitter and sweet.

God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my grandson!

The reason why the Monkey King is so thin is that he burned his calories in the blast furnace of Taishang Laojun.

6. Young, but heavy. The balance is not much, but I want to buy a lot. Ugly, but beautiful.

7. Girls who love to laugh. Not too bad luck. Girls who love to take selfies, the mobile phone will not be too bad!

8. Young people should never despair because they have no money, because you should know that there will be many days without money in the future.

People say you are young and like a student, not because you look small, but because you are dressed dirty.

10. A friend told me that she would come to see me after she lost weight, which made me very nervous. Perhaps this is the most tactful farewell.

1 1. There are generally two reasons why inviting a girl out to play fails: one is that she is too lazy to put on makeup, and the other is that you don't deserve it.

12. The biggest difference between owning a cat and keeping a dog is that owning a cat feels like falling in love with a love rat, while keeping a dog feels like that love rat.

13. Don't ask me why I can sleep so long. I was born in the early morning, and I was born with insufficient sleep!

14. Don't mess around if you don't look good: some people spend a lot of money to iron delicate princess rolls, which don't look like princesses, but like Newton.

15. No matter where I go, I always put a photo of my wife in my wallet, for no other reason than to remind myself how the money is missing!

16. I don't have any outstanding advantages, but I have a special eye for girls. The girls I chased all married good people in the end without exception.

A passerby stopped a taxi and asked the driver: How long does it take from here to the airport? Driver: It will take a long time. Passerby: How long will it take at least? Driver: It takes longer to ride a horse.

Eighteen. "Your fans actually have 1.2 million, which is amazing!" "What? 1 10,000 are all bought. " "Isn't there another 200,000?" "Buy 1 10,000 and send 200,000!"

19. When I was a child, my father told me that I picked it up by the trash can. From then on, whenever I am unhappy and sad, I will sit next to the trash can because it smells like home.

Twenty. If I 18 years old, I can say quietly that I like you very much. If I am 28 years old, I can tell you loudly that I love you very much. Unfortunately, I'm only five years old. I can't give you anything. I have to go to kindergarten.

Twenty one. When I was a child, people always said I was ugly. One day, a group of gangsters called me ugly. I didn't want to go up and fight them at that time. Since then, I have never heard anyone call me ugly, because I was called deaf by them.

22. Men on the wine table frequently call their wives. "Honey, I will go home soon." Everyone got goose bumps all over the floor and laughed at him for being afraid that his wife would steal from his family. The man replied with a sad face, "It's much more terrible than that. She is at home Taobao! " "

23. Be kind to your wife. Because one day, when you are lying in a hospital bed, it is not necessarily the doctor who dominates your life, nor your buddies who drink and drink, nor those fourth graders, but your wife. Only she has the right to sign "continue to rescue" or "give up treatment"!

24. There is a female man in the class who believes that arm wrestling is invincible in the world and always competes with boys. Call him the boy's grandson every time he wins, and let the boy call himself grandma. The last boy won, and the boy screamed excitedly: "I finally won once, called grandson!" " "