Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - Is TVXQ!! Is it true that Tofu Tofu and Xiu Mi Wang Dao spoof the Queen Fairy?
Is TVXQ!! Is it true that Tofu Tofu and Xiu Mi Wang Dao spoof the Queen Fairy?
evidence
Pink details:
1. Tofu pudding at a concert in Thailand: While singing other tracks, I seem to look at Yun Hao from time to time during the concert. During many dances in the first half, two people don't know whether it is intentional or how they always bump into each other. Hit yun-ho and jumped away. At the end of the concert, I sang drive and shook hands with my fans. Then I saw Yun Hao immediately hug his waist in the middle and realized that he was going back.
2. When a performance goes to the front of the meal, Huahua is unstable and is about to fall in the audience. Bean bag immediately grabbed Huahua's hand and pulled him back.
3. In July 2005, Shenxing China, the hotel, walked into the elevator with Hao Yun and was pulled to the middle by fans. Hao Yun stepped forward, seriously pulled the fans away, and then took them into the elevator. Similar things have been seen by fans more than once.
4. Han Fan said that Yun Hao likes to sit in the middle of the class. When he is on the show, he always habitually watches it, and he also likes to watch it and answer questions.
5. Yun Hao: "Our family is very powerful at school! I wanted to sing solo, but I lost playing with scissors, stone and cloth in the park, so I sang in the park. I also like that song in middle school. I will sing this song next time. "
6. When changing clothes, the mouse comes out first, and then the rice comes out: "Ah, I'm sorry." Yun Hao said, "What are you doing? Why are you so slow! " Then I touched XXXXX rice; Rice can't be said that Xiu Xiu and the children came out at this time, and the last one came out in the middle; Yun Hao walked into the middle of the classroom and immediately asked, "What do you think of the word' waiting'?" Yun Hao walked into the middle of the classroom and casually asked such a question, but he didn't answer immediately. As a result, the mouse said, "Everyone has been waiting for us to wake up. Thank you very much. "
7. Because the mouse said that rice and biscuits are the flowers of our family, it looked at the mouse with an ugly face, and then the mouse immediately said, "Of course, our family is great at school!" " "
8. I don't know which activity it is. The mouse put his left hand on Huahua's shoulder and handed the microphone to Huahua's mouth with his right hand. Then Huahua smiled and took the initiative to approach the mouse. Reach out and take the mouse's shoulder; When the mouse was excited to see Fan, he laughed and wanted to say something. Let the mouse talk like this. Let the flowers be called mice. When the mouse saw Huahua's hand and microphone on his shoulder, he smiled a little nervously. Then the Korean rice said that Huahua seemed very happy.
9. Do you know what the mouse and the flower said on the cut of the school uniform? Huahua did not lean on the mouse and was supported by the mouse. Then the mouse smiled and said, "It's really heavy! Huahua was exposed: "Gee, I'm still heavy." With such an expression, the mouse saw such a flower and said, "I began to love me slowly in the park." (An honest video took this paragraph with subtitles. . )
10. Five gods and another guest served four servings of spaghetti; The mouse said there that two copies were not enough; And then two more copies. That's funny. After six portions of noodles are served, eat noodles under the gaze of fans. Then Han Fan began to ask questions, asking Xiu Xiu whether the spaghetti here is delicious or his father opened it. As a result, Xiu Xiu said nothing but laughed, and the mouse answered for him. The mouse said this place is delicious, and Xiu Xiu's is delicious. Then Huahua said that he had been there, but he didn't eat spaghetti. The mouse said that he had been there. Xiu Xiu's shop seems to be in Incheon. Huahua was surprised and said, "When did you go?" Who did you go with? Didn't I go with Mi Xiuxiu last time? "Then the mouse said," I have been there, too. "
1 1. On a program of the second album, Yun Hao said: "My hair is dyed in full color, and it feels like a girl. I like it very much."
On 12. MNET Project, it is said that Xiu Xiu and Mi are his daughters, and Xiao Bing and Dou Bao are his sons. As a result, Dou Bao immediately replied, "You are my wife."
13. In Hao's mind, the players rank first. Once on the show, a man told Hao that he was a vase and the lead singer of the show. Hao was unhappy on the spot, and returned a long speech to make the man have nothing to say, and then the atmosphere was very bad. As a result, Jiang Hudong came out to make fun of what you said about TVXQ!! . Do you want to die? The artist said he was there, and the fans said he was another host. After all, there is no such video, so even if it makes a big noise, it can be said to be a joke.
14. When his middle foot was injured, Yun Hao was carrying a notice in the middle of the road.
15. Yun Hao's contents in the interstellar file: ... Self-management: having the advantages of neatness and real man, like a father in the team. I care more about how to manage Kim Jae Jung than myself. In the morning, I can often hear him knocking at the door to buy medicine to go to the Chinese pharmacy. Living in SM's dormitory, countless money is carefully managed. Enthusiastic and diligent, they have a strong desire to assign roles in order to become protagonists.
16. It's still noisy and cute when shooting MV. There were not enough people lighting the lights, so the director asked Changmin to light the lights in the movie. The director was dissatisfied and said that the light was distorted in the process, but Yun Hao seemed to care. He immediately ran to the director to look at the machine and asked the director to delete those and remake them (Korean directors are better tempered than each other). The director doesn't like it. Later, Hao Yun helped light the film, and then filmed the MV for Dongfang and SJ. It's a headache to shoot so many people in the shed. The shed was a mess, and the director shouted several times and didn't quiet down. I just said something unpleasant to Junxiu (right next to him). Yun Hao came forward to accompany him, but the director was still angry. Yun Hao was embarrassed and seemed angry. Pulled Hao Yun into the dressing room, and then talked to the director in the room.
17. She was thin in the movie. Once, the director asked her to take a photo in the movie, but she couldn't find it for a long time, only to see Hao Yun standing beside her. Later, I found him standing behind Hao Yun all the time. ...
18. Yun Hao seems to be very serious about strangers. Once, I don't know if it was a fan or a staff member. I played a joke on him and accidentally hurt him. Everyone else only cares about him. Yun Hao seems angry.
When tofu pudding is resting in the background, Yun Hao will sleep in the park by rubbing it, whether he wants to sleep in the park or not. ...
19. When the first mouse went to the college entrance examination, the host asked him "Your lucky number is 3", and he replied "I believe the number 3 will bless me". Think again about the shooting tidbits of balloons in three DVD series. A flower chose the number 3 and kept saying that the number 3 was good.
20. Now I say it doesn't matter who makes fun of me. Don't make fun of players and their families.
2 1. There is an uncertain message. Regarding the personnel changes in 2004, Hao personally went to the administrator, hoping that they would help at the event, that is, gather fans. It is said that Hao knelt down like them.
22. The two always wait for each other at the airport and always do it together on the plane. After getting off the plane, Yun Hao always protects the crowd. . . (yd's airport. . )
23. First of all, after Ming Xiu learned to sing that sentence in Korean in X-Men, one voice was not cut clean before the camera returned to Hao Yun. It was really sung by Hao Yun's voice. Four syllables, BUDILAWO~, I don't know Korean. Open the Korean version of MV to watch Chinese lyrics. Let me be your sweet and warm bed, oh baby (just singing to Hao Hao). The following sentence can gently hold you in my arms (.
There was a detailed analysis, but now I can't find it. Please add what you know ~)
24. At the end of filming, Yun Hao put on a warm coat. Yun Hao was very moved, holding it like a coquetry and saying, "It's best to be in a movie ~"
25. Take care of Yun Hao before and after running when his middle leg is injured. At that time, it was the busiest and most tired time for every player.
26. Yun Hao was gentle when he helped the wheelchair in middle school, but he was the most irritable child among the players.
27. During the rehearsal, Yun Hao was so tired that he sat on the ground, clutching his sleeve with one hand.
28. No matter what kind of interview, I will look at Yun Hao and their captain clearly in the interview.
29. Hugs sung by xman, whether deliberately arranged or not, their smiles.
29. Shooting advertisements outdoors, Yun Hao skateboarding, and looking worried in the game.
Yun Hao gave him a comforting hug when the Japanese earthquake happened suddenly.
3 1. Whenever something goes wrong in the process, Yun Hao's face becomes tense, and a mistake ~ ~ The mouse taps Huahua's head lightly ~ ~ but it shows a very gentle smile ~
32. In the book, I said I was the mother of the team, while Yun Hao said you were my wife.
33. When the reporter asked who was the most emotional, Yun Hao replied that he was in the middle and would cry when reading cartoons.
Yun Hao suddenly interrupted his father's interview in the classroom and said "Hello, Dad".
35. Before her debut, Yun Hao and her middle school mother went to the park and took a family photo.
36. If you were a girl, who would you choose to associate with? You can't hide your clear eyes, which has exposed his choice. When choosing whether a girl would like to associate with Yun Hao, Yun Hao said "thank you" gently. [The first interview, the feeling is:
Rice actually wanted to choose Xiu Xiu, but it was "cut off" in the "misunderstanding"
Xiu Xiu was angry, so he simply pushed the boat forward and said, Anyone will do! ]
(It seems that Xiu Mi and his wife are having an affair ~ ~ ~)
In order to escape the feeling of being afraid to face it (I guess he has subconsciously chosen to be present and is sure that he will speak for himself), Yun Hao officials said: Anyone will do. (escape, escape ~)
Kutcher is the victim of this struggle. In order to comfort Xiu Xiu's broken heart, he succumbed to the eyes of rice and chose Xiu Xiu ~ (compensation for handsome guys)
And we "heartless" flowers, from the moment we heard this question, began to seriously think, and all the emotions were written on our faces. I won't say much about shyness and determination.
But one thing I have to mention is that after hearing the question, his first reaction was to look at Yun Hao, and then while sketching a beautiful blueprint, he giggled twice ~ ~ (Xunhua didn't know how to hide it ~) until the rice was ready to say the result. Halfway through the conversation, Rice was just in the direction of the reporter, and she got up the courage to think about what she wanted to say. The flowers we smoke are idiots. (Parents see for themselves)
Note: when he "cuts" rice and "Hu", he has a relaxed and teasing attitude.
Hua added that "it's good to want to be alone" is obviously meant for listening. David moses also consciously turned to listen.
Here, I praise Yun Hao once. Although he doesn't want to expose his true feelings because of choosing flowers, it's not bad to say other names in principle to cover them up. It is different from dinner, it has the foundation of infatuation seeds.
Key comments:
1. Time: This interview is after the famous "Paula Island" incident that shocked the whole beancurd industry. Sky interview.
2. Feelings: At present, the first half is lively and the second half is lifeless. Mouse, smile or not, the transformation is too obvious and too simple.
3. Eyes: "derailed" eyes, you come and I hide my eyes to pursue the beginning of the war.
4. Tofu pudding stage: flowers love Hao, and Hao loves flowers, and the prototype has existed. Flowers are straightforward, regardless of any factors, while rats are in a fierce ideological struggle.
The second interview, the feeling is:
There are too many pink ingredients this time, and it is difficult to digest tofu pudding rice at once.
There is only the link of "choosing a boyfriend".
First of all, I don't comment on the pink couple between my daughter and son-in-law (Douhua is my king, forgive my partiality).
Before, because the pink color of our daughter's son-in-law was too attractive, we couldn't see the expression present.
However, the first thing he said was: "I once thought about being with a member when I was lonely." (The original sentence "I once wanted to be with a lonely person" is probably due to improper word order adjustment in translation, and people who have studied foreign languages should understand this.
Situation. I'll adjust it here. )
The point is, when our rice son-in-law heard this, she uttered a meaningful "Oh ~ ~ ~ ~" with a strange porridge voice. (Note that rice made a bright smile before putting in the sentence with Hua Er. Great, listen to one.
You know half the rest. ) doesn't this just explain a problem? -rice, everyone else next to you clearly knows who this element is talking about! ! !
This situation is better than this: for example, when I was young, a boy named John Doe in my class was identified as a couple, but the teacher didn't want them to do "pairing" exercises in public. And both of them are just delicate, so all the strange noises are boos! )
Park Dao is a bad boy who makes a fuss ~ ~ ~
Moderator: "Want to know him?"
Then our flower said, "Yes, I like that man very much."
Everyone: "Oh ~" (It seems that everyone can accept the word huahua, or they all know the situation, just meet the needs of the speaker here and pretend to be surprised! The reason is that for this topic, the real
Surprise won't just be this moderate intensity. )
Flowers, flowers, just say it. Why are you looking to the left? (Note: There are vegetarian mice and biscuits sitting on the left. All: wordy ~ ~ say it quickly! ) Don't tell me, you're telling Min that you killed all the tofu pudding rice.
None of us will believe it.
But also the classic "big" eyes! (Basically, I speak from the left.)
"I don't know why, I want to be with Mickey ~" Is this sentence beside the point? It's a leap-forward thinking!
However, look carefully, my friends, Hua said this sentence with a little self-deprecating joke. (Hehe, Hua, I don't know, I feel like I can't say it ~)
Wait, how did you answer the same question in the last interview? "If it is a girl, will choose to associate with Hao Yun. The reason is that Yun Hao's character is more masculine! " Implication: I think he is very manly and attracts me.
At the very least, I admire this man. Besides, I envy him very much. He is more like a man than I am. Have you forgotten what you said last time? Still afraid that I will be politely rejected if I say the last answer. They are all rats.
No, the damage to Huahua was too deep before. I finally took the initiative, but you threw cold water on it. That flower is just "once bitten, twice shy"!
Back to the point. After Huahua said the reason for choosing a certain day, everyone, including a certain day, froze and stopped awkwardly for a few seconds, and then everyone began to "smile" in the laughter of you coming and going.
Interestingly, one day I made an interesting observation about Zaizai. (It's a bit like our little sister knows that watching anonymous flirt with a man and throwing it in front of her, "prude, are we still?
I don't know what you are thinking. "A glance is enough."
Now we are smart enough to use this look. (Flower: Why rice? Oh ~ Just "eyes" can be used as a "cover", which should be more convincing. [A flower who thinks she's smart])
The host uncle probably couldn't accept this reason and asked, "Just for the eyes." (No, it's far-fetched; By the way, didn't you say you chose rice because you are handsome? How inconsistent! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~〈
The host and anonymous's thinking is a mess ~ >)
Next, in a consistent and wonderful confession:
Day: Please line up my eyes! Am I interesting? I've been very cooperative! )
Flower: Come closer ~ No matter what girl faces the boy's meal, there will be surprises! (The performance is over. I'm throwing caution to the wind I don't even know what I'm talking about ~)
The torture began:
Moderator: What, are all five not handsome? I'll tell you the hard truth and see what you say about the golden flower.
"prisoner" flower: (nervous, consider ~ ~) because he can dress up ~ ~
Xiu Xiu: I dress up, too. Well, I'll force you to confess for my dad this time. ~ ~ It's true again, see how you justify yourself. )
Rice: (Not good! ! Silly flower can't hold on! Looks like I'm the only one distracted. What I'm thinking about now is actually participating in the program. In fact, I am beautiful when I cry! ~ ~ ~ (continue to be careless)
Attention, everyone: at the beginning of this topic, has anyone heard the mouse? Hehe, he is dumb ~
The flowers have reached the limit, and the rice has diverted everyone's attention. I occasionally secretly look at the expression of the mouse ~ ~ ~ (if I can't see the mouse, I will start to be in a daze ~ ~ ~).
(Photographer: No, Jinhua is in a daze again. Switch pictures ~ ~ ~)
Poor rice, no oil and no salt, go on, not careful. Xiu Xiu has secretly looked at the "parents" side, I see, can't play any more, and began to take food carelessly.
At this time, the mouse finally came back to life: (I am still alive) ~ ~ (omit him, no oil and no salt nonsense)
- Related articles
- The ending of Takeshiro
- Write an essay on the topic of medical painting
- What are the short sentences praising the motherland?
- "I don't like this world, I only like you"
- Five essays on friendship in college rooms
- The subway met a beautiful woman in Hanfu, and the guy was caught taking a sneak shot. What happened?
- Find ~ ~ ~ in the novel
- Chen Er Dog Classic Quotations
- Sa Beining, who went to Peking University, lamented the title of the exam in Hello Life. Who are the artists who left directly?
- Ten pieces of furniture, a white spoon, children and children, wholeheartedly, people are playing the name of a song on the two sides.