Do you have any funny jokes? Good songs are also fine (preferably Jay Chou’s)? tell me!

Songs: "Fireworks Easily Cold", "Sea of ??Flowers", "I Weep, My Emotions Are Fragmented", "Preface to Orchid Pavilion", "Qili Xiang", "You Are My OK Band"

(" "Trajectory" is very nice!) "Nocturne" I can't get enough of many of Jay Chou's songs. I recommend Xu Song's songs: "Fantasy City", "Our Love is a Serious Waste of Life", "Memories of Nanshan" and "Tears in Love"

Joke: My mother went shopping with a watermelon and a nipple. Suddenly, the nipple was lost, so my mother hurriedly took the watermelon to the police station. The police asked: "How big are your nipples?" Mom responded: "They are as big as watermelons..."

Not bad, just give me some points!