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What kind of person is Xiao Yingshi?
and asked, "Wang is an eighth-generation ancestor. How do you know him?" The old man sobbed and said, "A surname is Zuo, who used to be a book assistant in the capital [province] Yang, and was favored by others. When Li Ming was in trouble, he fled, so as to avoid suffering from the ear. Because of entering the mountains to practice Buddhism, I was able to live in the world. It's shocking to Lang Jun, but I didn't know it was Wang Sun. " Then I cried. Xiao Jing is different, asking his year is 327 years. It's been a long time. Today, I'm in Suishan, and I'm out of town < P >. I don't know what to do after. (Out of "The Original Story")
Xiao Yingshi, a kung cao, often visits secretly. I once stayed at Chen Liu's inn. He is in the middle of eating. Suddenly I saw an old
leader with white temples and especially unusual eyes. He came to the door, looked at Xiao Yingshi for a long time and gave a slight sigh.
I seem to know Xiao Yingshi again. Xiao Yingshi didn't know what he meant, so he got up and asked. The old man said: "I think the figure and appearance of the son < P > are somewhat like a person, so I don't feel sad." Xiao Yingshi asked him what he looked like. The old man said, "The son is like King Poyang." King Poyang of Qi is the eighth ancestor of Xiao Yingshi. Xiao Yingshi then asked the old man in surprise, "King Qi Poyang is
my eighth ancestor. Why do you know him?" The old man cried and said, "My surname is Zuo, and I used to be Wang Shuzuo of Poyang. I was highly prized by < P > and received courtesy in all aspects. When Li Ming was in trouble, I ran away. If you drag out an ignoble existence and avoid the disaster, you will go into the deep mountains to practice Taoism. Finally was born. I was surprised to see the son just now, but I didn't know he was the son of King Qi Poyang. " So they
wept at each other. Xiao Yingshi was respectful to him and surprised. Ask him his age. He is 327 years old. It was a long time before they parted. The old man lives in Yishan now and often goes out to the world. Later, I wonder where he went.
Li Xianren, who is a high school girl in Luoyang, is more beautiful than color, and then marries Li Xianren. Immortal Li, a celestial immortal, has been married to Gao, living in Luoyang < P > for a long time, and working as a self-employed. Gao can preach his law. At the end of Kaiyuan, it was five or six years since Gao Lizhi was in harmony. After five drums in the evening, I heard Li Yi calling in the air. Putting on clothes and going out, he said, "I am a fairy." It's a small crime, and it's a human ear. Today's responsibility is exhausted, which is called by heaven. I can't live, I've been tender for many years, and I can't be sad. After I go, you should be self-sufficient in yellow and white, and be careful not to pass it on to others. If you don't
be a little refined, it won't hurt you especially, and it may not be good for your predecessors. " Words fly away. Gao's early words were followed. Most of them sold silver afterwards,
which was reported by Fangsi. When Ritchie, a Henan Shaoyin, knew about it, he explained it without asking, and the emissary summoned him, burning more than ten beds of silverware before and after. Li yi
turned to the news. In a year, both Li and Gao died. At that time, people thought that heaven punished them. (Out of Guang Yi Ji)
Luoyang Gao Wuniang, with beautiful appearance, remarried to Li Xianren. Immortal Li is an immortal who has been relegated from heaven to earth. Since she married Gao Wuniang, she has lived in Luoyang for a long time and regarded alchemy as her profession. Gao Wuniang also learned his method < P >. At the end of the reign of Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty, Gao Wuniang and Li Xianren had been married for five or six years. One night, after five drums, I heard
a call from the air for Li Xianren. Li Xianren put on his clothes and went out to talk to people. After speaking, I came back and said to Gao Wuniang, "I < P > am an immortal in the sky. I was relegated to the world because of a small sin, and now my responsibility for me is over." As
from heaven called me back, I can't stay any longer. After many years of harmony between husband and wife, it's hard to part. Can I not be sad? After I'm gone, you
only need to refine gold and silver to be self-sufficient, so be careful not to pass it on to others. You can't give others more practice, otherwise, not only
it will damage yourself, but also it will be detrimental to others. " Immortal Li said that and flew away. Gao Wuniang initially did as he told her, but later she sold too much silver and was reported by Fang Si. At that time, Ritchie, Shaoyin of Henan Province, knew about her, and let Gao Wuniang go < P > and was released. Later, she secretly sent someone to summon Gao Wuniang. Back and forth, Gao Wuniang burned more than ten kiln silver < P > wares for Ritchie. Ritchie told this to the dignitaries of the dynasty. In less than a year, Ritchie and Gao Wuniang both died. At that time, people thought it was last
day to punish them.
Why did the scholar mock the middle and late Tang Dynasty? He tasted and bought a roll of ancient yellow paper books and read them. In the volume, the hair is curled, and the gauge is four inches, such as endless.
the irony is absolutely gone, and the dripping water at both ends of the broken part rises, and it is burned to make it angry. Those who satirize words in Tao say, "Wow! You can't be feathered when you meet
, and you will die. According to the immortal scripture, "the octopus eats the immortal word three times, and then it becomes this thing, named pulse hope;" At night, the mid-star in the day
is reflected, and the star makes it stand down. You can ask for Dan, take this water and take it, and immediately change your bones and rise. " Because of reading ancient books, there are several omissions
, and reading them for meaning is all immortal words. The sarcastic side sighed. (out of "The Original Story")
In the last years of Jianzhong in Tang Dezong, the scholar He satirized and once bought a roll of yellow paper ancient books. How to satirize it, and get a hair
volume in the book, which is four inches round, like a ring without a head. He sarcastically broke it at will, and more than a liter of water dripped from both ends of the break. Burn it with fire. It smells like hair. He Yan once told a Taoist about it. The Taoist said, "Alas! You are a mortal, and when you meet this thing, you can't soar to immortality. This is fate! According to the immortal scriptures,' the octopus changes
into this kind of thing after eating the word "immortal" printed on the page several times, and it is called Maiwang. At night, use this thing to illuminate the mid-star of the day, and the star emissary will come immediately, so you can get Dan back < P >. Take the water that flowed out when you just broke the pulse, and then take it. At that time, you will be reborn and soar to immortality. "He
ironically listened to it, so he took the ancient books to search, and found that there were several places bitten by moths, all of which were" immortal "by comparing the literal meaning before and after. What irony is convincing.
Huang Zun's teacher lives in Maoshan, and his Taoist skills are exquisite. Those who have a salary get dozens of pieces of ancient books in the caves, calling themselves fairy books. For the sake of Huang Jun,
please learn from me. Huang Jun received his book without saying a word. He sent 5 bundles of firewood every day, but it was a little late and the number was insufficient. He scolded and hit it with a pestle, and there was no resentment. One day, the two Taoist priests played chess on the rocks, but they didn't notice the sunset and returned empty. Huang shengda scolded and scolded him, and gave him twenty sticks, asking him why
. It is a statement. He said, "There is no one in the mountains. Where can there be a chess Taoist? Fruit is human language. " Then he kowtowed and said, "Sure, I'll
catch him tomorrow." When I went there, I saw the chess game again, but I pretended to look ahead and caught it. Two scholars merged and rose in the room to climb the high tree. Only got a few pieces
. The Taoist priest laughed and said, "The immortal teacher who preached the word, obeyed and accepted the law." Because of the chess pieces, I know what it is. Huang Gong laughed, but
sent a bath, trying to spread the law. I don't know the end of my resignation. (From Yi Shi)
Master Huang lives in Maoshan, and his Taoism is profound and mysterious. A firewood seller found dozens of pages of ancient books in a cave, and thought they were fairy books, so he sent them to Huang Zun's teacher and earnestly asked him to be a teacher. Master Huang accepted his book,
but said nothing. I just sent him to chop 5 bundles of firewood every day. If he came back late or the quantity was not enough, he shouted abuse and beat him with a stick, but he didn't show any resentment. One day, he went up the mountain to cut firewood and saw two Taoist priests playing Go on the rocks. He just watched them play chess, and before he knew it, it got dark, so he had to come back empty-handed. Huang Zunshi was furious, scolded loudly and hit
him with twenty sticks. Ask him why he didn't cut wood, and he will tell the truth. Master Huang said, "There is no one in the deep mountains, so there will be Taoist priests playing chess in < P >. It really is a lie. " He kowtowed and said, "What I said is really true. I will bring those two monks back tomorrow." When he went the next day and saw the two Taoist priests playing chess there, he pretended to be < P > and went to watch the chess game, taking the opportunity to catch it. Two Taoist priests abandoned the chessboard and soared into the air and climbed the tall tree. He only got a few
pieces. Two Taoist priests smiled and said to him, "Send a message to Master Huang Xian, who will teach you the Dharma Record." So he came back to
with a chess piece and told the story in detail. After listening to the laughter, Master Huang told him to take a bath and change clothes. I taught him all the dharma records, and the firewood seller left after learning the dharma records. I don't know what happened to him in the future.
in Pei Lao's Tang calendar, there is a member Wang who is good at Daoism. Although he lives in the imperial court, he is a guest in cloth and clothes. Once there are several Taoist couples in the hall,
Wang Junfang talks about clapping his hands harmoniously, and he will get rid of Pei Lao and bring dirty tools to Wang Jun's service. I snickered at the guest's words. Wang jun, servants and envoys are all
strange. Little things, when Pei Lao finished his work as a servant, Wang Jun will board the board and meet indoors. The whole dress seems to be white. Why do you ask? Gradually, he said,
"It's a great way to be a member." Wang Jing said, "I really pay attention to this." He said, "It's good to know that members are cool outside, but nothing has happened. It's suitable for two guests in the hall, < P > it's mostly mundane, but the guests want to eat and drink. " Wang Jun has been different for a long time. His wife shouted abuse: "As a court official, I made friends with this filthy Han, so I sent someone to drive him away." Wang Jun said, "Naive Tao, don't choose where you are." Pei Lao, please go. Wang Jun invited calmly. It's been a long time to make a promise. Say, "Will you come tomorrow?" He said, "No, I'll come the day after tomorrow." At that time, Wang Jun cleaned the other room and waited. The wife shouted:
"An You is so close to the toilet!" Wang Jun said, "I'm afraid I won't care." After a while, the cloth robe dragged the staff, which was quite secluded
. Wang jun sits in the language, and the tea and wine are more advanced. Pei Lao's words are clear and clear, and there is no appearance of lotus filth. He said, "It's not really good to be outside, but to love
medicine ears. There are also fewer points. When someone comes, don't you want to be tested by the fire? " Wang Jun kowtowed and said, "I am cool and addicted. If I dare not, I will pray
please." Pei pointed out that the iron box could weigh more than two catties, saying, "There is fire left outside. Divide the box into two pieces, put it in it and cover it with fire."
in a short while, Pei Lao untied a small capsule at the corner of the cloth robe, took two pills of medicine, such as hemp millet, removed less charcoal, twisted them on the box, but burned them on the pile.
After eating, Mr. Pei said, "Done." Those who make Wang Jun's servants strong will be held out with fire sticks and thrown to the ground. Wandering around is like putting on a golden box
, and the color is like a cockscomb. Wang Jun bowed down, bowed down and thanked Chen. Old Pei said, "This is one tael of gold, and the enemy is three taels. However, you don't need to keep it outside, so you will give it away." Don't go and say, "I'll never come back." Wang Jun bowed down to beg, saying, "A layman who is not a scholar would like to study hard. < P > He must live in Xianbo Mountain and have a living ceremony." Old Pei said, "Why use this?" It's about the third watch, and I'm looking for it in the West Garden of Lanling Square. Wang Jun also returned to the future. When he saw the small door, he detained it. The yellow-headed slave asked, "Isn't it Mr. Wang?" Then he brought a Hu < P > bed and made him sit outside the middle door. After a while, the small hall was very clean, and Pei Laodao was degraded. There are ten maids and children, all of whom are beautiful.
if you ask me more questions, the wind instrument is qualitative and different from before, if there are more than 4 people. The fruit of tea wine is very rare, the room is strict and clean, and the medicine is refined < P >. At night, Wang Jun went, and Pei Lao sent him out. Ten days later, his house has been rented by others, and Pei Lao doesn't know where to go. (The History of Yi
)
During the Dali period in Tang Daizong, there was a member Wang who loved Taoism. Although he was a man of status, he dealt with Buyishan
guests every day. One day, several partners in Taoist circles were discussing in the living room, clapping and laughing with Mr. Wang. It happened that Mr. Pei, who had cleaned the toilet, took the toilet-removing equipment to Mr. Wang for dispatch. By the way, he heard the conversation of several guests. After listening to this, Mr. Pei secretly
laughed at them. The servants outside Wang are all very strange. In a short time, Mr. Pei finished his work, and Mr. Wang was going to go to the toilet, where he met Mr. Pei. When Mr. Wang tidied up his clothes, he saw that Pei Lao seemed to have something to say, so he asked Pei Lao what happened. Mr. Pei slowly
stepped forward and said, "You are very fond of Daoism!" Member Wang said in surprise, "I really pay attention to this." Mr. Pei < P > went on to say, "I know Mr. W is very fond of it, but I didn't meet the people I needed. Most of the guests in the living room just now were ordinary people, just tricking Mr. W into asking for some wine and food." After listening to this, Mr. Wang was amazed for a long time. At this moment, his wife called for scolding < P > and said, "As a court official, you should make friends with such a dirty worker. Send someone to get rid of him quickly." Member Wang replied, "A true
person makes a close mouth." Pei Lao asked to leave. The behavior and actions invited by Mr. Wang are very sincere. Pei Lao thought for a long time before
promised. Member Wang said, "Can you come tomorrow?" Pei Lao said, "No, come the day after tomorrow." On the date, Mr. Wang was waiting for Mr. Pei in another clean room. His wife shouted, "How can you be so intimate with the toilet cleaner?" " Member Wang said, "I was afraid he wouldn't visit me!" " After a while, Pei Lao came, wearing a cloth robe and holding a cane. < P > He was a hermit. Mr. Wang asked Mr. Pei to sit down and talk, and tea and wine were offered alternately. Pei Lao's witty remarks are nothing like the
rude man who digs out dung. Pei Lao said: "I don't really like Taoism, but I just like refining Dan medicine." There are also a few. Since I'm here, do you want to verify the effect of furnace fire training? " Member Wang kowtowed and said, "I like it very much, but I dare not make a request casually." Mr. Pei pointed to an iron box of about two pounds and said, "I'll take more fire here." Pei Lao divided the fire into two pieces with an iron box, put the box in the middle of it, and then covered it with fire. After a while, the iron box burned red, and Pei Lao took off a small pocket in the corner of the cloth robe and took out two pills from it, like hemp seeds. Remove some charcoal fire from the iron box, crush the pills and sprinkle them on the box. He also burned it on the pile. After about a meal, Pei Lao said, "It's done." Let those servants outside the king who have the strength
be picked out with fire chopsticks and thrown on the ground. In a short time, it became the best gold box, and the color was like a comb. Member Wang
came down the steps and bowed down again, kowtowing and thanking him. Pei Lao said, "This gold is worth three taels of ordinary gold. However, you don't need to keep it outside the staff
, so change hands and give it away! " When Pei Lao said goodbye, he said, "I will never come again." Member Wang
bowed down and begged, saying, "A layman at the end of his studies is willing to give a piece of sincerity and look forward to the mountain where Xianbo lives, so that he can wait for
sooner or later." Pei Lao said, "How to use this?" So I agreed to look for him in three days behind the west garden of Lanlingfang. Miss Wang
is due to go. When I got there, I saw a small door and knocked at it. A yellow-haired servant came out and asked, "Are you Mr. Wang?" When he learned that the visitor was Mr. Wang, he brought a folding chair and let him sit outside the middle door. After
a while, I led Mr. Wang outside and inside, and there was a small hall that was very quiet. Old Pei greeted him from the lower level in a Taoist robe, and served ten girls, all of whom were graceful. Pei Lao comforted and greeted at the banquet, and his manners, appearance and temperament were obviously different from those before. It seems to be the
appearance of people in their forties. The fruits of tea and wine used are precious and exotic, the room is very clean, and the costumes are exquisite and gorgeous. In the evening, Mr. Wang left, and Mr. Pei walked out the door. Ten days later, Mr. Wang came again. Pei Lao's house had been rented by others, and Pei Lao < P > didn't know where to go.
Li Yuxin believes that Li Yuan of Zhou is worried about the outside world, and he has tried to travel to Huashan with the scholar Yang Leng, and he has searched the rock valley in poverty. Shi ligongwei
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