Eating jokes

The ancients said: "Food is the first necessity of the people."

I very much agree with this sentence. I am such a person who loves to eat. When I see delicious food, I will I couldn't help but salivate.

One day my second aunt came back from the south and brought me a lot of things, including cold and delicious ice cream, crispy and delicious big biscuits. Sticky dark chocolate, in short, everything delicious and delicious. I was looking at it with fascination, and my aunt suddenly asked me if Tianmao wanted to eat it! I nodded and said, "Yes, I really want to." eat.

My aunt smiled and said: "Hey, I bought this for you originally, you can take it away now."

As soon as I got to my room, I I started to feast, first with chocolate, and then... After a while, I finished all the food. At this time, I went to the restaurant to eat bread and milk before I was full, and finally I was full. < /p>

When it was time to eat at noon, my mother served a big dumpling, which made me greedy and drooled. Hey! But how could I eat anything? I could only look at my father and the others helplessly. Eat those big and delicious dumplings.

This is me as a glutton.

I like to eat peaches the most, because I am a monkey.

No, my mother bought me a big box of peaches today.

These peaches look very cute.

Its shape is pointed at the top and round at the bottom. It looks like the face of a newborn baby.

The little face is pink and round, and it has a strong fruity fragrance.

It is unbearable. I just wanted to pinch it and take a bite.

It was so tempting!

So, I rushed over with a "swish" sound, picked up the peach, and started eating it.

I ate more than half of it in a short while, my face was covered with peach juice, and my belly became round.

My mother was frightened when she saw it, and she quickly told me. : "Stop eating, if you eat anymore, you will look like a peach!" I protested loudly: "Just eat! Just eat! Just eat!" I argued with my mother endlessly, and in the end, my mother had no choice but to ignore me when she got angry. .

Just when I was feeling complacent, I suddenly felt a pain in my stomach. It was over, and I finally had diarrhea.

Although peaches are delicious, you can’t overeat them.

< p>I think this is how you should be a human being. You must not be too greedy.