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Is there anything funny about subject three?

When learning to drive, everyone experienced several months of inhuman destruction such as "rubbing the garage" in the heat. Until the final road test, everyone was rubbing their hands and nervous. Facing the traffic police examiner wearing official clothes and big hats, it is more like a mouse seeing a cat, so it often makes mistakes because of excessive tension. 1. Before the road test, as usual, candidates stood in front of the driver's seat and reported, for example, "Report to the examiner, student Wang Fugui asked to get on the bus." The examiner should answer: "permission to get on the bus." As a result, an unfortunate girl said, "Report to the examiner, student xxx requests _ to go to bed." Small goods and big goods are mostly tested by students and coaches. At that time, all beings laughed together. More importantly, the examiner listened to the music and replied, "Allow. V-bed Which one do you think is appropriate? " Speaking of irony in driving school, I think every friend with a driver's license will experience it more or less once. It's like hell training. The coach raised people as sons, and many of them were scolded and cried. Perhaps this may be because of the professional relationship, after all, people who learn to drive will need to be guided slowly. Maybe the Tang Priest will be angry and curse all over the street in this situation. ? Get to the point, talk about the irony of learning to drive. I clearly remember that it was subject three. Before the first exam, I practiced less because of my work. Then I took the road test of subject three with confidence. To tell the truth, I haven't experienced such a big scene for a long time, with a large number of people, bursting with confidence and anxiety. Finally, I was at a loss. This is because my brain is thinking about steps and actions repeatedly. The road test is divided into individual cars. I was ranked second in the fixed test road form. That's the feeling that ants on hot bricks can't sit still. ? Because a classmate in front was too nervous, he was quickly passed by the accompanying examiner, and soon it was my time. As soon as I got on the bus, I glanced at the examiner. Seeing his face that others owe him money, I thought to myself that today must be an extraordinary day. I didn't think of so many things at that time. I quickly thought of steps and results in my mind ...? I completely forgot. Because I used to drive only at the construction site, I was born wild, so I was used to it. Remember the beginning. After listening to the rules, I looked in the mirror and left. It was stopped by the examiner at the beginning, but it was over before it started. Every road test has two chances, so I started the second time, because the previous mistakes reminded me of something. I finished the steps carefully and the car started to drive. When I faced the first question, driving straight? I'm at a loss. Before, a friend told me to drive in a straight line without moving the steering wheel, so I was a dead horse and accidentally passed by. Finally, I got off the bus and said thank you politely. My face is as green as watermelon skin. ? After a long time, I once again embarked on the journey of subject three. This time, I came prepared and confident. I passed the exam with a score of 100, which means that my last exam with a score of 100 was in kindergarten, with a gap of 25 years. The examiner is very serious. When he got on the bus, he said he wouldn't let others watch mobile phones, including friends behind him. When we finished reading and were ready to go back, a girl passed the exam, unable to restrain her inner excitement and joy. She picked up her mobile phone, sent a WeChat message at the back, and smiled. At that time, it was discovered by the sharp-eyed examiner. Without saying anything, he instructed the students to pull over and let which woman get off, and threw it halfway. Maybe some friends don't quite understand, so they won't give up their little daughter halfway. In fact, the examiner is from a fair perspective, and he is also worried that the students who have finished the exam will affect the students who are taking the exam. I was very excited at that time. If I want to say which woman is also, I have already made a statement in advance, and I dare to publicly provoke the authority of the examiner. She will surely remember this lesson.