I am in a bad mood now. Who can tell a joke to make me happy?

1. I want to buy a handbag for my girlfriend. A man said to the salesgirl.

"Sir, how big is your girlfriend's handbag?"

The gentleman thought for a moment and said, "What she said is a handbag the size of a palm."

The salesgirl quietly held out her hand and said, "Sir, do you think it should be this big?"

The gentleman held the hand and looked at it again and again. "well! So big. "

So when the clerk wrapped the handbag and handed it to the gentleman, he said, "thank you, sir!" " What else do you need? "

Mr. Wang quickly said, "I also want to buy a pair of underwear for my girlfriend."

A collector is receiving his foreign friends. The foreigner is not proficient in Chinese, but he can understand a few words. The collector said, "This is the mahogany table of the Tang Dynasty, this is the cedar chair of the Qing Dynasty, and this is my precious ivory chopsticks! Foreigners began to wonder, "Why does everything in China have a" son "?

At this moment, the collector's wife came over and foreigners saw her wearing a watch. To appreciate it, he quickly said, "Oh, what a beautiful watch!" " "

A man who left work early came home and found his wife making out with a strange man in bed. He said angrily, "You bastard, I will make you pay for this."

"Nonsense," replied the stranger. "I paid for it when I came in."

A young rich boy gave Nana a luxurious mink coat. Nana walked home with a new coat, thinking about what to tell her husband when she got home.

Think, think, finally have a way. She pushed the door into the house and said excitedly to her husband, "Dear, I am so lucky that I found a storage ticket as soon as I went out." Let's go to the railway station. Maybe there is something good? "

The husband went out with the ticket. Not long after, the husband came back and said to his wife in dismay, "I ran away for nothing, nothing good!" " There is only an old bag with some rags in it. "

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The next day, Nana was surprised to find that her husband's female secretary was wearing that mink coat to send a message.