What are the sentences with the same sound but different words (funny)?

1, during military training, the instructor shouted: Count off! ? A classmate turned and picked up the big tree behind him. (Count off-Count off: bào shü)

2. One day, the boss visited and asked a donor, "How are the people now?" The donor quickly replied, "There are only two white apricots, but there are quite a few red apricots." The boss said, "I asked Li Shu?" The donor palace replied, "Although there are many pear trees, the results are quite few." (Li Shu-Lishu: Li Xu)

3. A woman was taking a bath in the room, and a man went in, but it doesn't matter, because she was washing dates. (Bathing-jujube washing: x ǐ z ǐ o)

4. A shy boy finally got up the courage to ask his beloved girl: What kind of boy do you like? The girl said: hit it off. The boy asked the same question again and had to say sadly, can't you have a flat head? (Affinity-Head Ring: tóu yuán)

One day after class, the teacher hurried into the classroom and said, "Two people, I want class flowers." Everyone thinks it's interesting, especially the boys. They are very excited and active. After some twists and turns, they finally chose two beautiful girls. The teacher waved his hand and said, "Come and move flowers with me to the Academic Affairs Office." (Ban Hua-Dong Hua: bān huā)