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What should I say when I make a speech five minutes before class?

What should I say when I make a speech five minutes before class?

Mainly depends on the teacher's requirements. Generally speaking, we can talk about the following topics:

Talk about current affairs news.

Tell a philosophical story.

Tell a little joke to enliven the atmosphere.

Talk about people and things at school or around you.

You can also find a topic to chat with everyone.

Philosophical story:

A surgeon told his students that being a surgeon requires two important abilities: one is not disgusting, and the other is strong observation. Then, he reached out a finger, dipped it in a dish of disgusting liquid, and then opened his mouth to lick it. He asked the whole class to do it, so they had to bite the bullet and do it again. The doctor nodded, smiled and said, ladies and gentlemen, congratulations on passing the first level test. It's a pity that you didn't pass the second level, because you didn't notice the finger I licked, not the finger I dipped into the dish. Have you carefully observed whether there are any shortcomings in the work you are doing now? It's never too late to adjust in time. A serious person must also be a wise person.

There is a small flower that looks very fragile and grows under a towering pine tree. Xiaohua is glad to have a big pine tree to protect her from the wind and rain and sit back and relax every day. One day, suddenly a group of loggers came, and after two or three efforts, the whole tree was sawed down. Xiaohua was very sad and cried and said, Oh, my God! I lost all protection; From then on, those arrogant winds blew me down, and the rainstorm knocked me down! Another tree in the distance comforted her and said, don't think so. On the contrary, without the block of trees, the sun shines first and the rain moistens. The weak body will become stronger, and the blooming flowers will be presented one by one in the bright sunshine. People will see and praise this lovely little flower. It's so beautiful! When you lose something you think you can rely on for a long time, you will naturally feel sad and give up, but there are infinite blessings and opportunities hidden in it. When you look back in the future, you will be surprised that the traces of your growth are so clear and obvious, even full of joy.