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Into a line
1, in one word: fuck!
2, two words: hit him!
3, three words: all down!
4, hahahaha, the battlefield of real men is coming! (Kill the enemy)
5, fighting can bring feelings closer! Hey! Let's make out!
6, board axe, more than three!
As a caring person, you shouldn't mistreat small animals. (provocative)
8, the just impact of the axe of love!
9. Hobbies ... hmm (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... Does cross-dressing count?
10, shine! Glory of sweat!
Hero background
Compared with the feats of brave generals, they are more famous as "the patron saint of the weak in the empire" It doesn't match the muscular physique of bodybuilding. There is a feeling that hot-blooded men are always in tears, and there is a small hobby of dressing up quickly. In Chang 'an, even children will stop crying when they hear Cheng's name, and ask grandma to tell another story about him.
Cheng is full of sympathy for this weak person. When he was young, what fascinated him was not killing, but a natural and peaceful life. In his view, superb martial arts and strong muscles should be born to challenge nature.
One day, a traveler came to the village where he lived. No matter how he runs, jumps or shows unusual strength, the traveler is not behind at all. They became friends at sunset.
But the next day, a mob broke into the village. They came to capture the legendary white tiger. In the flames and smoke, women and children gave cries of pain. Cheng is angry.
"If there is a dark corner in the world where the sun can't shine, let my muscles and sweat shine!"
The thugs fled before the axe. But it will come back soon, and it will be more organized and bigger.
The traveler stepped forward. For the first time, Cheng saw a power more powerful than muscle and strength, and that was originality. Together, they defeated the mob. When the traveler left, he put forward the requirements of accompanying him:
"Only martial arts is not enough to defend my hometown. When the sun shines on every corner, there will be real peace. "
In the next fifteen years, he became a famous soldier with outstanding achievements. After Wu Zetian acceded to the throne, Cheng, who was impatient with observing the strict attendance system, began to travel around the mainland anonymously and took on the secret task of patrolling by the way.
When he accepted the invitation of the then traveler and now General Li Jing to come to the north, he quickly perceived An Lushan's unusual movements with amazing intuition like an animal.
It seems that the muscles and sweat will glow again.
"One word: dry!"
Note: This story is pure fiction and has nothing to do with real history.
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