Living Buddha Jigong 2 shocking lines

Jigong, the living Buddha starring Chen Musheng, plays Jigong. Among them, "Gongzi" is a classic, citing the network buzzwords at that time, which can be said to be a breakthrough. Of course, TV dramas are like this now. Let's look at the classic lines:

Right away, right away, right away, I have to.

Lingchan Zi: And you are? . . Dougie: Does it look familiar? . . . Lingchan Zi: Oh. . . You are uncle Long Jiang.

Doggie: Yes. . . . . . Who is your uncle? . . .

Bon voyage, missing halfway, crazy return!

To Chen Liang: I just counted my fingers. Your mother is waiting for you to come home for dinner. ......

It's simple! I added that gesture when I said this sentence, which reminded me of a scholar. )

Only soluble in the mouth, not in the hand, stretching his legs and staring at the pills, this is the only one, no semicolon. Snow White (to zhou wenbin) said: You are even worse than an animal ... You are even worse than me. ...

When I heard this ... I vomited blood and laughed ... Don't call me a holy monk, he will be jealous ... ("He" means Liang Guang) I don't care about eternity, I only care about having ~ yes ~ ~ less and healthier (Doggi said to Liang Guang) Doggi: What I want to ask is whether 120 will knock him down?

Biqing: What you said is also reasonable ... I have an idea! (suddenly yelling at Zhong Qing) Just knock 1 19! ! !

Knife Ji fell to the ground ... Bi Qing said to Dong Zhongqing, "Oh, I'll go. You're a man. You can't walk with long eyes. You'll die. You hate it, you smelly rascal. What do you want!" Laugh wildly ... go to the cat for a while.

Monk, I can't compare with that game Snow: (to Yu Lian) Actually, I am Xiaobai. ...

Zhao Bin: infatuation ~ ~ ~ Don't be infatuated with me, I'm just a legend! Your mother calls you home for dinner ~!

Monk, I am very angry, and the consequences are very serious.

Bon voyage, missing halfway, crazy back to the temple! Dougie: What's your team? So imposing? Chen Liang and them: Lingyin Temple Team! I like what Doggi said to Hu Huahua: Sincerity lasts forever and consistently. I prefer the way he said this. Don't be infatuated with me. Brother is just a legend ... there are beautiful women in Jia's house, both beautiful and charming.

Sitting in every house waiting for my lover to laugh me to death, your mother is going to eat in prison. This sentence is also super funny. I am very angry, and the consequences are very serious and simple! I added that gesture when I said this sentence, which reminded me of a scholar. ) stretch your legs and stare at the pills, only this one, there is no other home. Bon voyage, missing halfway, crazy return!

Come on! Ok, dougie!

Don't be called by the old monk, the monk is under great pressure! Nothing can compare with what had to be cleaned up last night.

Oops ~ I'll go! ~ if a tree is not peeled, it will die, and shameless people are invincible. It's Liang Guang. Then whose sentence' Oh, I'll go ~' is so interesting! Lingchan Zi: And you are? . .

Dougie: Does it look familiar? . . .

Lingchan Zi: Oh. . . You are uncle dragon general.

Doggie: Yes. . . . . . Who is your uncle? . . . Biqing: "Oh, I'll go ~ ~ This is really beautiful ~ ~"

Liang Guang: "Why do you call your name? Just look at his back and you will know that he is really beautiful. " Dao Ji: This black wind array can only be said to be too fake. Sigh, sigh, sigh ... protect wild animals ...

Monk (when the fire bead is going to kill the spirit) I love freedom and madness. Monks with reasons, I like to travel around.

Crazy for a reason.

Pursue fame and gain.

It's hard to stretch your legs

Life is fate.

Ask why?

I don't know tomorrow today.

Worry, worry, and worry should not be.

Go, go, go.

travel and tourism

..... to the cat: Hey ... you're the only one who took my leg-stretching pills! !

If people don't mend their mouths, I won't mend my heart. Have you ever heard of "wine and meat wear the intestines, but the Buddha's heart stays"? ! It seems that I am really going to see the Buddha this time ... The following passage makes me feel distressed. ...

Jigong was seriously injured and lying in the street, and no one saved him. When he woke up and found a circle of people watching him, he sneered at everyone: Hehehe ... Am I like a strange animal? What is there to see?

(Everyone: Why is this person like this? ..... Go for a walk, ignore him ... Go for a walk, go for a walk ...)

(Jigong smiles and accepts)

Jigong: It's really a cold world ... Seeing me like this, no one can save me, alas. ...

The above is my heartache. The following sentence makes me vomit blood. ...

Jigong: Hey ... It's really tangled ... Fire Zhu Ling: People should live. ...

Ji: You should sleep after eating, and you will be as fat as a pig ... (Hao Min looks like a pig) Listen to your nonsense ... Don't call me a holy monk, it's very stressful. Get out of here Jigong and Zhao Bin are in the cave ... it's very cold ... they are meditating. ...

Zhao Bin: Why do you feel like Yang Guo and Little Dragon Girl? ...

(Ji Hong immediately slapped him ...)