There is a joke that tells you a story of right and wrong.

A primary school student participated in the school recitation competition for the first time and was particularly nervous. The teacher encouraged him for a long time, but his palms were still sweating. It's finally her turn. Pupils gritted their teeth and walked a few steps to the center of the stage: "Teachers and classmates, the topic I recited is: Red leaves are crazy."

~ #￥**.

The second one:

As a primary school student, I am particularly envious when I see my classmates who are assigned to read the composition by the teacher. I always hoped that the teacher would let me read it. The opportunity has finally come.

"So-and-so, read your composition to everyone!"

Pupils suddenly stood up: "My teacher". Teacher, I am more like your mother.

The third one:

My family often plants green onions in pots in winter to keep them fresh and tender.

My sister saw it when she came home for the Spring Festival. She said to my mother with joy, "Hey! Mom, that's too rough. " My mother and I both laughed.

The fourth one:

There is a neighbor named "Auntie" who goes to work by bike every day.

I met her at the door early in the morning. I smiled and said politely, "Aunt, big class."

Bah! I want to bite off my tongue.

The fifth one:

When I was a primary school student, I made a resolution at the general meeting of the whole school: "We should learn from the revolutionary spirit of the Red Army in climbing snow-capped mountains and crossing grasslands." Since then, I have been deprived of the right to political speech for life.

The sixth one:

In high school, the teacher asked the deskmate to read the text. This girl has always been famous for her vivid reading. On that day, she was still reading aloud with a textbook in her hand. He stood on the sentry in the snowstorm, clutching a steel gun in his hand.

What we heard was.

He clung to the sentry in the snowstorm and held a pen tightly in his hand.

There was silence in the class, the teacher fell down with laughter, and then the classmates fell down.

Seventh:

I take my son to feed the ducks. He ran after the duck while scattering bread crumbs, and I ran after him with his apple (he didn't like it, so I had to take a few bites when he was distracted). He kept running, and I kept calling him, "Come and eat an apple and chase the duck!" " ! After repeating this sentence, I finally shouted, "Come and have a bite of the duck." Then I skillfully braked the car.

Eighth:

I remember when I was in primary school, there was a text called Waterfall. In the middle, it is said that the author turned a mountain and saw a waterfall hanging in it. When one of my female classmates was reading aloud, she was also reading aloud: I was shocked when I climbed over this mountain, and there was a rag hanging on the mountain.

The whole class was stunned.

The ninth time:

There is a sentence in the article extracted from the novels of Russian writers: all the houses here belong to the lords (referring to the rich). As a result, one of my male classmates read aloud: All the houses here belong to old men. As soon as the voice fell, our Chinese teacher asked him doubtfully: Where do the old ladies live?

Tenth:

There is a pupil who always reads "bank" as "good". One day when he was studying, he read that the people in China are very good and the business in China is also very good. .............................................................................................................................!

1, fell down on the stairs and said it was bad luck. Get up as soon as possible. Looking around, fortunately no one saw it. Suddenly, I found a problem. Was I just going upstairs? Or go downstairs? -_-; ;

2. I got up in the morning and went to the bathroom to wash and brush my teeth, but I just couldn't remember which one my toothbrush was. . . What about the color? . . . There are four toothbrushes, but I just don't know which one to choose. . . Shit. . . I won't brush. . +; ;

3. I went out to school in the morning and suddenly found that I forgot something, so I hurried home. When I got home, I couldn't remember what I had forgotten. I have to take an umbrella at the door. I didn't expect the sky to be clear in Wan Li that day. . . I have been in class all day, and there are no textbooks. . .

I made a phone call to my friend after being bored. When I connected, I found that I forgot which friend I was calling. I have to ask, "Excuse me, who are you?"

The other party: "Then who are you looking for? What a mental derangement! ! ! )"。 . .

Me: "Yes. . . I don't know. . "。 . .

The other party: "-_-; ; ; "。 . . The next day at school, a friend asked me, "Did you call my home yesterday?" . . .

Me: "? . . Really? (It turned out to be your home) ". . .

Friend: "Besides you idiot, who else in this world calls himself and asks who the other person is!" " "

5. Go to the ramen restaurant, and you will find Lamian Noodles when you go out. After eating, I always find that there are 7~8 pieces of pickles in the bowl, only one bite. . .

6. I went to school in the morning, but went home several times. The reason is.

"Mom, my watch."

"Mom, my wallet"

"Mom, my phone."

"Mom ..."

"What's left? ~ ~"

"Mom, today is Saturday, right?"

"yes."

"Then I don't have to go to school today."

"Collapse ..."

7. Take a taxi, and in the middle of the car, I suddenly feel something is wrong. . . Ah. . That's right. . .

"。 . Master. Just now. . I will tell you where to go. "

8. At school, I want to make a phone call and rummage through my schoolbag for my mobile phone. . . I see. Take it out and faint. . . The cordless phone at home! ? ! . . So big. . .

9. After writing the story of amnesia, click Close. The system will ask, "Do you want to save it?"

. . . I said "no" happily. . -_-; ; . . .

I had to write it again. . I really want to cut off my finger.