Long children's humorous jokes

Dragon children's humorous jokes 1:

1. My husband bathed his 3-year-old daughter. Just put her in the basin, the daughter shouted, "Mom, look, dad is picking up girls."

2, there is a saying that a hundred sentences are writers, which is literary talent; There is a saying that ten sentences are professors, which is learning; There is a saying that a lawyer is a lawyer and is cautious; Ten sentences are said by politicians, which is called calculation; There are a hundred words about a monk, called mystery.

In the evening, they lie in bed and discuss life.

Boss: Life is like sperm. You will be eliminated if you don't work hard. Only the fastest runner has a way out!

Second child: even if it is successful, maybe it will be aborted?

From this we can draw the conclusion that life depends not only on strength, but also on luck!

I wanted to drown my sorrows by drinking, but I didn't expect to learn to swim alone.

5. When a man has cigarettes and wine, he has a story. When a woman is rich and beautiful, there will be tragedy.

Dragon children's humor joke 2:

1. Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.

2. There are no windtight walls and no hanging beams.

I don't like to tidy my room. They all call me a room-messy hero.

Hope is like fire, disappointment is like smoke, and life is like seven fires and eight smoke?

You said you would wait for me, but you did. You found someone to wait with.

6. A celebrity is someone who nobody knows who he is before he becomes famous, but doesn't know who he is after he becomes famous.

7. My world suddenly began to snow, my God! Please don't comb your hair next to me.

8. I like making friends, especially girlfriends.

9. Fools sit and wait for money, while wise men sit and wait for money.

10. A fat man actually claimed that he was not a clown.

1 1. I envy you for knowing me so young.

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