Did bin Laden say that he would not offend China?

Al Qaeda sent seven terrorists to attack China. Results: A man lost his head when he bombed the Xizhimen overpass in Beijing.

A person didn't get on the bus when he bombed; When a person was bombing a supermarket, the bomb remote control was stolen;

A man was beaten by the security guard when he bombed the government building, mistakenly thinking that he was petitioning for salary: "I told you to ask for salary, and I told you to petition." One person successfully bombed the mine, killing and injuring thousands of people. After sneaking back to the base, he didn't see any news reports for half a year, so he was executed by Al Qaeda for "lying".

A man once tried to bomb Guangzhou, but Noichi was robbed as soon as he got out of the train station, and he didn't recover for a long time. A person went to bomb Tieling, the northeast iron and steel base, and the result was fooled by Zhao Benshan;

Recently, another female terrorist was sent to bomb Henan and cheated into a daughter-in-law! !

Bin Laden heard that China publicly denied the rumor that he would not raise the stamp duty on transactions. Yesterday, he brought $50 billion into China A-share market and bought more than 65,438+000 stocks. Unexpectedly, in the middle of the night, China announced that he would raise the stamp duty on transactions, and the stock he bought would drop a little. As a result, it lost 49.99999 billion yuan, leaving 65.438+0 dollars. The man bought a pair of underwear at the stall and walked back to the base.

Al-Qaida is determined to train a China-based terrorist and has been attacking China since childhood. I didn't expect the child to encounter "melamine" soon after birth.

Bin Laden lamented that "this is the real terror, and I can't afford to hide." , I took it! ! ! !

So it was just a joke many years ago. I remember seeing it when I died laughing.