What are the funny jokes in football?

Being the first to tell the story of Tuoniu and his daughter, Torres' humorous conversation with his daughter made people deduce a lot of funny jokes. Torres said to his daughter: Once upon a time, there was a player from Spain. He didn't perform very well at the club and scored very few goals. He was not even the main player of the national team, but he was able to play at the last minute of the final and scored a goal. Finally, the player lifted both the big ear cup and the Laudney cup! Slapped the person who laughed at him severely! The daughter said: Who is this, with such good luck? Torres replied: ... This is your uncle Mata! Torres said to his daughter: Once upon a time, there was another player who left Iberia to travel to the Premier League alone. Since then, he has been wearing a red shirt and has been wandering in the middle reaches, but he has never gained anything. Even in the lowest valley, I can still follow the powerful matador to win all the champions on the cold bench, and break all doubts, which perfectly explains the organic combination of soy sauce and greatness. The daughter covered her mouth and replied, Dad, you are so great! Torres said angrily, Shut up! This is not me! It's your uncle Reina! ! The origin of the nicknames of Arsenal's four great talents. Who are the four great talents of Arsenal? Fan Ambition, Loyalty and Affiliation, Self-interest and Song Gongming. Fan Xiongwei was originally named Van Persie because when he left Arsenal, he said that I didn't leave here because of money, thinking that I always had an ambition to win the championship, so fans nicknamed him Fan Xiongwei. The reason why Fabregas is called the loyalty method and the inversion method stems from his great loyalty to Professor Wenger, and the inversion method is a bit interesting. He once inverted the transfer fee to join Barcelona! The name of "upside down" is famous for this; Nasri, who is self-interested, is just the opposite of Fan's ambition. How poor Arsenal is after leaving for high salary! In order to get higher honor, Alexander Song joined Barcelona, seeking fame all his life! People send Song Gongming. The third article is the origin of Pique's nickname Pi Tou: In a game, Pique once vowed that all the fake actions and attempts of C Ronaldo could not escape his own eyes and he could see through everything, but when he really got to the game, Pique was always swayed by C Ronaldo and shot many times. This is Pique Tou. The origin of Pickenbauer: Pique became famous when he was young, and with his great talent in football, he was once considered as the first heir to Emperor Bei, hence the name Pickenbauer. The origin of Pi Qixi: I think that when Barcelona's defense leader Picco led the team to be crushed by Bayern 7- in the Champions League, Pi Qixi lived up to expectations! The origin of Piqila, this is a bit of a joke, because Pique's wife is Shaqila, so she rides it ~ Although the nickname is very unscrupulous, it is also a manifestation of the care of every player in the fans ~ Don't spray if you don't like it! Ha ha! The fourth article Drogba, who is known as Warcraft in Andy Lau, Africa, is Andy Lau in Africa. This is completely as famous and influential as Andy Lau, so Andy Lau in Africa is not worthy of the name. The fifth part tells a few jokes about the national football team. The investment skills in the national football team: If you can start from 199, at every national football competition, as long as you take out a small amount of 1 yuan money, the more the better, don't buy and win, just bet and lose! Then you will be a millionaire now, and about 4.59 million yuan will be remitted to your account. What stock, bank financing? Believe me, these are not as stable as the national football! Not every kind of milk is called Telunsu, but one team can lose. National football financing is worth having. I have seen that the national football can come back to life: everything is relative, and others are spraying the national football! I want to thank him for saving the life of a buddy of mine. My buddy was in a car accident last year and was hit into a vegetative state. He has been in a coma in the hospital, and the doctor said that there is no hope of waking up! Even so, one day a little nurse happened to turn on the TV when she came to take care of him. At this time, the national football game happened to be playing, and my buddy miraculously woke up! Just get up and turn off the TV!