Positive, healthy and uplifting humorous jokes.

1, father and son saw a luxurious imported car. The son disdainfully said to his father, "People who ride in this kind of car must have no knowledge in their stomachs!" "The father replied airily," People who say such things must have no money in their pockets! "

2. There are two Taiwan sightseeing groups traveling to Izu Peninsula in Japan. The road conditions are poor, and there are potholes everywhere. A tour guide repeatedly said that the road was like pockmarked. Another tour guide said poetically to the tourists, "We are now taking the famous Izu charming dimple avenue."

3. Students who are also in the third grade of primary school, their future wish is to be clowns. Teacher China denounced it as: "Without ambition, you can't teach a boy!" The foreign church said, "May you bring laughter to the whole world!" "

4. A bus full of passengers is running fast on the downhill, and a man is running after it. A passenger stuck his head out of the window and said to the car chaser, "Dude! Forget it, you can't catch up! " "I must catch up with it," the man panted. "I am the driver of this car!"

The little boy asked his father, "Does the father always know more than his son?" Dad replied, "Of course!" "Who invented the electric light?" "Edison." "Then why didn't Edison's father invent the electric light?"

6. There is a strong big lock hanging on the gate, and an iron bar took a lot of effort, but it still can't be pried open. The key came and his thin body got into the lock hole. With a slight turn, the big lock opened with a bang.