Homophonic jokes like pork liver and bamboo poles.

One day, a county magistrate with a strong hometown accent went to the village to give a report: "Rabbit, shrimp, pig tail! No pickles, pickles are too expensive! ! 」

Attention, comrades and villagers! Stop talking and have a meeting now! )

After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Sausages and pickles, please!"! 」

Now, please talk to the township head! )

The township head said, "Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk!" 」

Comrades, that's enough for today. We are all big bowls! )

No pickles, I'll pick up a piece of shit and lick it for you …

Don't talk, I'll tell you a story. ...

Concentrate on licking, dog shit is easy to lick, and then pick it up for others to lick.

Listen attentively, the story is very nice, and then tell it to others.

One day, a rich businessman went to buy a car and took a fancy to a good car, but the rich businessman disliked that there was no Geely license plate number in the store. The manager said, what do you think of this license plate number? If I try 00544, no one will dare to bully you. But something happened the next day. The rich businessman got off the bus angrily, and he was dumbfounded to get off. The license plate number of the car that hit him was 44944. Just try it.

Taoyuan dialect is very strange and has a high ending. For example, "ju" is pronounced "pig".

Go to the propaganda department of the county party Committee first and contact the personnel bureau for an interview. The propaganda department called me to make an appointment and put me on speakerphone.

Propaganda Department: "Hello, are you a pig? (Personnel Bureau) "

The other party: "No, you are mistaken. I am not a person, I am a pig (Personnel Bureau) and my mother is a pig (Grain Bureau). "

I tried to hold back my laughter and my stomach hurt.

The next day, I attended the briefing of the county government. Roll call before the meeting.

Moderator: "Which units have arrived?"

So the participants signed up one by one:

"I am a wild boar (Public Security Bureau)."

"My name is Pig (Education Bureau)."

"I am a pig (post office)."

One day, the company office needed to be stamped, and Xiao Wang couldn't find the inkpad. Ask a colleague, "Do you know where Indy is?" Colleague: "Southeast Asia".

After a day's haircut, I met a friend downstairs. The friend said, "Hey, young man, I am very energetic today." I smiled and said, "No, I just had a cool haircut!" " As soon as the voice fell, a girl on the second floor leaned out and shouted at me, "Who picked out her pants?" Take it out and see if it's the one I lost. "

Two country girls came back from the city. It is getting late. When they saw a truck coming, they waved to it. The driver leaned out and a girl said, "Comrade, can we be your wife (car)?" The driver said angrily, "Who wants you to be my wife?" Another girl quickly said, "It doesn't matter, we are very close." The driver was so angry that he drove away and thought, "Who will go with you?"