Funny sentences about having no money to buy clothes

Funny sentences about having no money to buy clothes are as follows:

1. Girls find it painful to dress: there is nothing to wear when the season changes, and it feels like running naked in the last season.

2. When the season changes, I feel like I have no clothes to wear. I want to give up as soon as I clean the house. The grass on the wall is nothing more than that.

3. My birthday is coming soon, and an old friend came to ask me what I am missing. I lack nothing but money and love.

4. Husband, I want to buy clothes. Are you obedient? Don’t listen, don’t listen, don’t buy. I'm obedient, obedient, I don't buy it.

5. Don’t tell me to take care of yourself and wear more clothes when it’s cold. Either take care of me or buy me clothes with money.

6. I am suddenly looking forward to the weather next week, which is cool and autumn-like. The only drawback is that the season has changed and I have no clothes to wear.

7. It’s cold and I want to buy clothes, but I have no money. I want to eat shrimp, but I have no money. I'm still up so late, I don't want to go to work tomorrow, no. Look how pathetic I am.

8. Me: Are you willing to give me money? My dad: Of course. Me: It’s getting cold, I want to buy clothes. Will you sponsor me? My dad: No!

9. Recently, I got a very serious disease. I feel sad and about to die. Pathologically this disease is called: When the seasons change, I feel like I have nothing to wear.

10. Online banking is really convenient. You don’t have to go to the bank on a cold day. You can just turn on your computer at home and check that there is still no money in your bank card.