Make you laugh in 40 short words.

Joke Daquan just 40 words laugh to the belly.

Just 40 words make you laugh: Girl: When will you pick me up? Boy: There is no place to put it now. I don't feel at ease in other people's homes. I'd better leave it at my mother-in-law's house.

I want to ask: we all paid money at school, shouldn't we let the teachers listen to us?

2) In the world, some things are difficult to recycle. Like used toilet paper.

3) Parent-teacher conference is the same as mistress, aiming at destroying family harmony!

4) A buddy got up the courage to express his affection to MM on QQ, and MM later replied: I'm her mother, and I'm here to steal food.

Chapter 2: A complete set of jokes 40 short words make your stomach break 1. At KFC in front of the railway station, a customer asked the waiter: Is there a power supply here?

The waitress said quietly, I'm a waiter.

Customers. . .

2. What is illiteracy? It's terrible. That is, you removed the CPU fan and found that the heat dissipation layer was not working, so you went to the store to buy it. The boss asks you, are you repairing the fan or breast enhancement?

I said, feng, your grandmother's mouth, Lao tze but all the fans!

The boss said TM is called silicone grease, not silicone!

A merchant's mistress is pregnant.

Businessman:? Whose?

Xiaosan:? Not yours! ?

Businessman:? Even if it's not all mine, I should have some shares! ?

Chapter 3: Jokes and jokes 40 short words broke your stomach 1. When I saw a MM wearing red socks in the morning, I joked with her: What year were you born?

Her eyes suddenly widened. Have you seen my underwear?

At the gate of the supermarket, I saw a big brother who delivered the courier and just started the motorcycle.

Listen in less than three seconds? Bang? He and the car fell to the ground with a bang.

I saw him get up silently, take out the key and unlock the front wheel of the car.

3. Teacher: Who can poetically name his first teacher?

Xiao Ming got up and said, there is a well in Cangshan called Kong.

Teacher: Get out. . .

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