Please make a little joke.

The beauty went to a grave and said, "Dad, open the door, I'm back." The lewd man ran away in fear.

The beauty smiled proudly for her cleverness, but the laughter did not fall. A gloomy voice came from the grave and said, "Daughter, why did you forget your key again?" Scared the beautiful woman to run away screaming.

At this time, a grave robber climbed out of the grave and said, "It affected my work and scared you to death." Suddenly, he found an old man carving a tombstone with a chisel in his hand and asked curiously, "What are you doing?" ? The old man said angrily, "These unworthy sons carved my tombstone wrong and asked them to change it themselves." Hearing this, the grave robbers started to run in fear.

Looking at the back of the grave robber, the old man sneered: "It scared me to death to grab business with Lao Zi." Inadvertently, the chisel fell to the ground. The old man was about to bend down to pick it up, but he saw a hand sticking out of the grass. At the same time, there was a cold voice: "Oh, dare to change my house number", which scared the old man to run away.

A scavenger climbed out of the grass, picked up the chisel on the ground and sighed, "It takes such a great god to pick up a piece of rotten iron these days."