Humorous quotes from English teachers

Introduction: Some students are not composing, but committing crimes. The words they write are uglier than people, which makes people sick for a long time! The following are humorous quotes from English teachers for your reference. Everyone reads and learns from it.

1). I really envy you. I envy you that you can meet such an awesome English teacher like me. If only I could be my student back then!

2). We Is it easy to be a teacher? Because of you, I can’t even guarantee fifteen hours of sleep every day!

3). Learn English - you must shout it out boldly. It doesn’t matter if you don’t pronounce it well, it’s painful anyway. It's not you.

4). I am wiping the blackboard now. Don’t be idle. You can take a look at my beautiful back!

5). The students sitting in the first row are so happy. Not only can you hear my voice for the first time, but you can also regularly smoke some chalk dust to replenish calcium.

6). If you don’t get full marks for this kind of essay, there are only two possibilities. Either the marking teacher is jealous of you, or he mistakenly thinks that you plagiarized the sample essay!

7) Notes Why are you writing so neatly? You can draw what I draw on the blackboard and what you draw on the notebook. After class, look at your messy notes and think about the teacher's clear thinking. Basically, you will never forget it in this life.

8) Today is the last test. Please don’t have any ideas, lest you make a mistake and end up regretting it for eternity. My habit is that it only rains but never thunders. Once I find you making a little move, I will silently write down your name for the sake of settling accounts in the future. Don’t think that I usually have a good relationship with you. The biggest advantage of me is that I can Kill relatives for justice!

9) Father’s hope will always be placed on the next generation, but which generation will it be? It should be you, because you are still young, have responsibilities, and still have the opportunity to change Regarding the fate of myself and my family, in the future I will not say to my children, "I just rely on you." I will tell him with confidence: "Your dad is very good, and you should be very good too!"

10) Although there is no big difference, when translating, try to translate the passive voice into active meaning, so that it sounds more like human speech. We say "shaobing with tenderloin" every day, but we can't say? Is the tenderloin sandwiched by sesame pancake?!

11). Even if your composition is "sloppy", you should try to make it "gold and jade" on the outside. Writing and writing are like the first thing on a blind date. Impression is really important!

12) Memorizing words through root affixes is very efficient and can often kill two birds with one stone. If the bird is pregnant, there will be unexpected gains.

13). The sentences I wrote have high gold content, wide range of impact, and strong lethality. Memorizing the sentences I wrote can definitely achieve the effect of doing ten things with half the effort. If you can blurt it out fluently, even if your mind goes blank during the exam, , you can also solve the questions with your cerebellum!

14). Some students are not composing, but committing crimes. The words they write are uglier than human beings, making people sick for a long time just by looking at them. !

15) Why do you keep your notes so neatly? You can draw them on your notebook just like I draw on the blackboard. After class, look at your messy notes and think about it? The teacher’s clear thinking, Basically, I will never forget it in this life.

16) When you feel sleepy in class, you should try to restrain yourself. If you can't hold on, you must also ensure that your sleeping posture is correct. The upper part of the body and the desk top should form a 90° angle. It is best to achieve? A state where the head is erect and will never fall, even if the water pours from the corner of the mouth.

17). I often tell my colleagues that if you want to be happy, come and listen to my class. It will definitely cultivate your sentiment, purify your soul, and improve your realm; if you want to be upset, just go Looking at the perfect score essays written by my students will definitely give you a strong sense of inferiority.

18) When you feel sleepy in class, you should try to restrain yourself. If you can't hold on, you must also ensure that your sleeping posture is correct. The upper part of the body and the desk top should form a 90° angle. It is best to achieve a 90° angle. A state where the head is erect and will never fall, even if the water pours from the corner of the mouth.

19) Failure is not necessarily the mother of success. If you don’t learn lessons and sum up, failure may become the grandmother of success. It is also possible that your failure will cause infertility from now on and you will never have children. No success.

20). Take one last look at this word, because it belongs to the category that you wait for once in a thousand years. Once you see it, you may say goodbye to it forever. Don’t spend time memorizing this word. It’s not affordable to grow words.

21) Memorizing words through root affixes is very efficient, and can often kill two birds with one stone. If the bird is pregnant, there will be unexpected gains.

22). The sentences I wrote have high gold content, wide range of impact, and strong lethality. Memorizing the sentences I wrote can definitely achieve the effect of getting twice the result with half the effort. If you can blurt it out fluently, even if your mind goes blank during the exam, , you can also solve the problem with your cerebellum!

23) When learning English, you must shout it out boldly. It doesn’t matter if your pronunciation is not good. Anyway, it’s not you who is in pain.

24). It is best to get up at 5 o'clock in the morning to read English. If you really can't get up, I can introduce you to a tried and tested method - drink two large glasses of water before going to bed every night. Of course, brothers sleeping on the upper bunk need to be cautious when using this method.