A miser's funny joke.

A miser wants to give his friend a New Year present. He went to the gift shop for a long time and found it too expensive. He looked into the corner and saw a broken glass vase. He thought to himself, "If you send this thing, my friend will think it was damaged in transit. . . "So he bought it with little money and said to the clerk," Please send it to this address. " Line feed (grass). . . A few days after the line was changed, a friend wrote and said, "I'm glad to receive the vase you gave me." But that's very thoughtful of you. Each piece of the vase is packaged separately. Thank you very much! "

The father who doesn't want to be an abbot is not a good Taoist! If the disconnection (grass) can't stand it, just bear it again! Sleeping means getting up tomorrow ~ ~! ! When I was a child, I dreamed of being the master of the landlord's house. The land was fertile, with thousands of hectares. I am in a daze all day, and it has nothing to do with leading a group of dog slaves to the streets to flirt with good women! Line change (grass) I swear I will never swear again! I am short of money and women, but I am not fucking wicked! Line change (grass) stands high and urinates far. Half of my life is unlucky, and the other half is dealing with unlucky things. Start with your heart. Women's tears are the most useless liquid, but you make women cry, which means you are useless.

1X chess: everything is to stay handsome. Change the line (grass) 2X Mahjong: Calculate the opponent, only for your own success. Line feed (grass) 3X Go: Everything is black and white, and anything is possible. Line Feed (Grass) 4X Military Chess: The official level is overwhelming. Line change (grass) 5X acrobatics: tossing and turning is actually for stability. Line change (grass) 6X martial arts: posture is scary and rarely comes in handy.

He stood in front of the mirror.

He stood in front of the mirror, his hands slowly moving towards him from behind. Cold hands suddenly covered his eyes. "Guess who I am." The voice was cold and terrible, and he was calm and expressionless. "You are a ghost." "Oh, it's boring. You guessed it again. "

Before marriage: line off (grass) line off (grass) him: long live! Finally! I can't wait! Disconnect (grass) Disconnect (grass) She: Can I go now? Broken line (grass) broken line (grass) He: No, don't even think about it! Broken line (grass) broken line (grass) She: Do you love me? Broken line (grass) broken line (grass) He: Of course! Broken line (grass) broken line (grass) She: Will you betray me? Broken line (grass) broken line (grass) He: No, why do you think so? Broken line (grass) broken line (grass) She: Will you kiss me? Broken line (grass) broken line (grass) He: I will. Disconnect (grass) She: Will you hit me? Broken line (grass) broken line (grass) He: Keep going (grass) Broken line (grass) She: Can I trust you? Break the line (grass) and look up after marriage.

You peed in an empty Sprite bottle while driving, ran out of the car in traffic jam, tried to put the bottle in the trash can, and was stopped by a respectful policeman. "What's in the bottle?" "Leftover Sprite?" "Then take a sip and show me!" Line change (grass) line change (grass) line change (grass) think about your feelings: cooking without salt; Apples should not be too sweet; Smoke less; Forgot to bring money when shopping. I will miss you when I have time, and I will miss you when I have no time. If I really can't spare the time, I will-do nothing but miss you! The symptoms of a broken line (grass) man having an affair: the company works overtime every day, never touches housework, turns off the mobile phone when he gets home, deletes it after sending a text message, snores loudly when sleeping, and often wears underwear backwards. By contrast, three cases were suspected and four cases could be diagnosed. Line change (grass) line change (grass) line change (grass) panda birthday. After blowing out the birthday candles, his friends asked him what he wished for. The giant panda replied, "I have two biggest wishes in my life, one is to cure my dark circles, and the other is!" " I just wish I could take a color photo. "

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