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1 There is a vampire who wants to be reborn. God asked him, "Do you have any requirements?"

The vampire said, "I want to have a white body and white wings, but I also want to suck blood."

God said, "Then you can be reincarnated as a sanitary towel!" " "

A Japanese is eating in a restaurant in China. When the waiter brought a panlong shrimp, the Japanese asked, what should I do with the remaining shrimp shells? ""Of course, "said the waiter." Don't! Don't! Don't! "The Japanese shook his head and said," In Japan, leftover shrimp shells are sent to factories, made into shrimp cakes, and then sold to you in China. "After a while, the waiter brought another plate of fruit. The Japanese pointed to one of the lemons and asked," What should I do with the remaining lemon peels? ""Of course, "said the waiter." Don't! Don't! Don't! The Japanese shook his head and said, "In Japan, the leftover lemon peel is sent to the factory and then sold to you in China. "When checking out, the Japanese asked the waiter with a smile while chewing gum," What should I do with the remaining gum? ""Of course I threw up, "said the waiter." Don't! Don't! Don't! "The Japanese shook his head and said proudly," In Japan, chewed gum is sent to the factory, made into condoms, and then sold to you in China. The waiter asked impatiently, "Do you know what to do with used condoms in China?" "Throw it away, of course. "Japanese humanity. The waiter shook his head and said, "No! Don't! Don't! In China, used condoms are sent to factories, made into chewing gum and then sold to you.