Daily Joke

1. As the saying goes: Once a teacher, always a father.

Xiao Ming knelt in front of his teacher’s grave and started fighting over the family property with the teacher’s children.

2. When I was a child, I had a bad stomach and often farted. Once when I was sleeping at my grandma’s house, I farted loudly. Grandma said, go open the door quickly, your uncle is back on his motorcycle.

3. Yesterday, I changed the Taobao recipient’s name to Macabaka’s trolley. The courier just called me: Are you a badass trolley?

4. Doctor: David, don’t be nervous, this is just a minor operation.

Patient: My name is not David?

Doctor: My name is David

5. In the past ten years, I have considered myself to be a person with integrity. I never drink, smoke, or flirt with girls. At the same time, I am also a man with a regular life schedule. I go to bed on time at 9 pm and get up on time at 6 am. I also have a good personality, easy-going, quiet, honest, and very obedient. Until three days ago, everything finally changed because I was released from prison...

6. One day, a group of robbers captured a couple. The robber said: If you are willing to eat each other's shit, I will let you go. After the couple was liberated, the woman said: Let’s break up. Men are confused, women: If you really loved me, you wouldn’t pull so much.

7. Walking through the dark alley again, I was smoking a cigarette, and suddenly I heard a shout from inside: Handsome boy, come and play! I threw away the cigarette butt and smiled disdainfully~ Why don’t I drive you crazy this time? I ran over and threw a coin, and the familiar song "Daddy's daddy is called Grandpa" rang out. 8. Just in the cafeteria, a girl almost knocked my rice away. I asked her if there were any boys. Friend, she blushed and shyly said no. I didn’t hesitate to put all the blame on her. She didn’t have the guts to be so arrogant without a boyfriend.

9. When he was in junior high school, he secretly took his grandparents’ ID cards to go to a black Internet cafe to surf the Internet. The two of us stood at the front desk and stretched out our heads to watch the network administrator register. Come out and let us go. Before he left, he asked if his ID card had expired, and the network administrator laughed even louder.