Very sad, super bad mood, someone told me a joke.

1, in the cold winter, a classmate went to class in a daze. When he arrived at the door of the classroom, he felt that his scarf was about to fall, so he caught it with one hand and threw it back smartly. . . Why is it a pair of autumn trousers? What's more, this road is all around this long trousers? ! I had some problems with my uncle some time ago. Later, I sincerely repented and bought something to make amends. When I arrived at my uncle's house, my uncle opened the door. Me: "Uncle, I was wrong." Uncle: "Uncle, I don't have an uncle like you." A man had a car accident and was taken to the hospital for emergency treatment. His wife stood by the bed and asked the doctor, "Is he badly hurt?" The doctor replied, "I'm afraid he's dead." Hearing this, the man quickly moved his head and said, "I'm not dead, I'm still alive!" " "The wife quickly stopped him and said," Be quiet, the doctor knows more than you. "4. The female colleague across the street wore a mini skirt, which made Xiao Li feel uncomfortable for a long time. The female colleague said: "I heard that wearing mini skirts affects health. Is it true?/You don't say. Xiao Li said, "Yes, my blood pressure rises as soon as I see the mini skirt!" " ""joke collection-original joke contest is waiting for you to win a thousand yuan prize. . . . You said you would give it to me. I know you must have laughed. Don't pretend not to laugh. Don't cheat

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