Tell me some jokes about donkeys! Thank you very much

One day, Wang Laohan bought a donkey from the market. On the way home with the donkey, two thieves quietly followed. A man untied the donkey's rope, put it around another thief's neck, and then took the donkey away.

When he got home, Wang Laohan looked back and found that the donkey had disappeared, followed by a young man.

"Where's my donkey?" Wang Laohan asked in surprise.

"That's the way it is." The thief replied. I was not filial to my parents, and the gods turned me into a donkey. I met a kind person like you and bought me. The gods turned me into a man again.

"Let's go!" Wang Laohan untied the rope and said, "I can't be filial to my parents anymore, or I will become a donkey."

The next day, Wang Laohan came to the collection again and accidentally found the donkey he let go yesterday. A man is selling it.

Wang Laohan went over and said loudly to the donkey's long ears with his mouth, "Young man, no one can save you this time!" " "

Father and son went to town together. The father rode a donkey, followed by his son with a whip.

Someone on the roadside saw it and said, "I am riding a donkey." Let the children follow, I am really concerned! " Father listens.

After the trip, he quickly helped his son get on the donkey and followed him. Listen to the road while walking.

Someone said, "It's outrageous, my son is riding a donkey, and I'll drive!" " "Hearing this, the father hurriedly crossed again.

Vote on the donkey? Are you Huang? ψψ ▼ψ ▼ ψ ▼ ψ ▼ ψ ▼ ▼ Hey? Reef? Br> people ride, I'm afraid the donkey will die slowly! After hearing this, the father hurried off the donkey and took his son to catch the donkey.

Let's go Suddenly someone said, "It's strange to have a donkey that can't ride!" " "The father gave two there is no way, only

We need to find a hate rope to tie the donkey up, and the two of them will carry the donkey into the city. Because the donkey is too heavy, I am afraid that people will get in the way.

Walking and shouting: "The beast is coming!"

There is no such clever donkey.

A wise man was walking in the country and saw a donkey grinding in a mill with a string of bells hanging around his neck. So the wise man said to the miller,

"Why do you want to hang a string of bells around the donkey's neck?"

The miller replied, "When I doze off, the donkey often slacks off. After hanging the bell, it doesn't ring. I know this beast is lazy again. "

The wise man thought for a moment and then asked, "If the donkey stays where he is,

Just shake your head and you can hear the bell, and it doesn't ring. What should I do? "

The miller was shocked and said, "Sir, how can I buy a donkey as smart as you!" " "

I am a donkey

A large number of people on the street are buying "welfare lottery tickets" and drawing lottery tickets on the spot. Anyone with animal designs is a winner. The bigger the animal on the design, the bigger the bonus and the more expensive the bonus.

Someone opened one carefully and saw that he had won the first prize. He couldn't help laughing and shouting, "I am a donkey!" " I am a donkey!

A man next to him repeatedly chanted and said angrily, "What are you yelling at? As long as it is an animal, there will be prizes! "

The joke of the old farmer and the donkey

An old farmer drove a donkey into the city, and the donkey ran a red light and was fined 10 yuan. The old farmer drank the donkey: "You think you are a military vehicle! Dare to smash the red light. "

After a few steps, the donkey knocked down another fruit stall and lost 20 yuan. The old farmer was even more angry: "Do you think you are an industrial and commercial city manager?"

The old farmer led the donkey home and passed a meadow. The donkey chewed the grass and was punished in 30 yuan. The old farmer was very angry and scolded, "Do you think you are an inspection team going to the countryside? You can eat anywhere. "

After the old farmer scolded, he led the donkey to the river to drink water, but the donkey was stubborn and refused to drink. The old farmer was angry: "You think you are rich and don't drink without a young lady." The donkey turned and ran.

A fishing net was drying on the shore and the donkey broke it. Fishermen claim compensation from 500 yuan. Tears welled up in the old farmer's eyes. "Do you think this is China Telecom? Does it cost so much to surf the internet? " The donkey turned and kicked the old farmer. The old farmer scolded helplessly, "do you think you are the stationmaster?" Kick whoever you want? "

The donkey was very angry. He ignored the old farmer and became very silent. The old farmer said, "Yes, you see, you think this is a QQ group. You can ignore it and be invisible! "