Who knows a funny joke?

0. The latest news from Xinhua News Agency: In order to strengthen party spirit training, the Central Organization Department is determined to spend10 billion yuan this year to arrange for 40,000 bureau-level cadres to take the Long March again. Once the news was disclosed, it caused a heated discussion among netizens. People expressed that they didn't want any remuneration and volunteered to play the role of national army and local warlords to chase and intercept, so as to ensure that the Red Army would not arrive in northern Shaanxi alive.

1, Niu Ren was stopped by the traffic police: "Comrade, you pressed the line."

The driver looked down at the line and cursed: "I didn't run it over for you!" "

The traffic police fainted, and the cattle man refueled and slipped away.

Soon, another traffic policeman stopped the cow. After the cow got off the bus, the traffic police said, "Comrade, you drink and drive."

The driver sneered: "Does beer count as wine? So you say soy sauce is also oil? Japanese are human, too? "

The traffic police fainted again, and the cow ran away.

2. After watching the black 100 meter run, an old lady said with tears that she was scared to death! Several coal diggers knelt in a row and were shot, but they fired without aiming. The children ran in fear, and the rope couldn't stop them!

3. Take a taxi with friends to meet netizens.

When time is running out,

A friend pointed to an ugly girl not far away and said to the driver,

"See that woman?"

"See, stop here?"

"No, kill her! ! ! "

4. A brother likes to eat fish.

Wal-Mart has a kilo of perch 9 yuan.

If you die, it's 7.20 on ice,

As fresh. A brother got off work,

I rushed to buy it, but I was often bought.

Some brother is waiting in front of the fish tank,

Sometimes they don't die for a long time.

A brother fished it in with a net and hit the fish on the head with his hand.

The waiter couldn't take it anymore,

To tell this brother:

"Sir, fainting is not ..."

5, big brother, stop touching! You touched the top and the bottom, and your hair fell out. Such tender skin, you have touched all the water! How do you want me to sell it later? These peaches are all fresh, so don't buy them.

6. Chief: Hello, comrades! Soldier: Hello, sir! Chief: comrades are all tanned! Soldier: The leader is blacker! The chief patted a soldier's chest and said, how well this muscle is trained! Soldier: Sir, I'm a female soldier.