Humorous jokes that make people want to laugh.

Humorous jokes that make people want to laugh.

Not long ago, our community donated books to a school in a poor area.

An old lady came running with a bag.

She panted to the community workers. Comrade, I haven't found any big books at home for a long time. Do you think these little books can be donated?

The staff took the old lady's bag and was overjoyed. There are more than a dozen instructions for household appliances in it.

I parked the taxi on the side of the road and fucked a lady.

The lady's mobile phone was dead, so she borrowed it from me, and I handed it to her reluctantly.

The lady called a man and talked endlessly.

I reminded her: To make a long story short, my mobile phone is running out of money. ?

The lady nodded and said into the microphone. To make a long story short, my mobile phone is running out of money. ?

Here we are. The lady got off the bus. Not long after, I got a message on my mobile phone: So-and-so successfully recharged 200 yuan for you. ?

I went shopping in a small convenience store last night.

I gave it to my boss 100 and got a 50 and a 20 back.

The boss kindly reminded: There are many counterfeit coins of 50 now. Please look carefully. ?

I thought the boss was very nice, so I checked the money carefully. It was real money, and then I went home.

When I got home, I found: Nima, 20 is fake!

When I bought a car recently, my colleague gave me a Chinese knot, saying that hanging it on the car would bring me wealth.

Sure enough, not long after I hung on the car, someone knocked on the window: Is it 20 yuan to go to the train station?

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