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Tik Tok's Most Popular Sentences (Selected 104 Sentences)

1, the robber violated the criminal law; The poet violated the grammar.

Never worry about the empty seats on the podium.

No matter what you do, amateurs enjoy it more than professionals.

There are no boring words, only boring usage.

Don't take risks unless you want something.

6. The language friction in human society is far greater than * *.

7. A real comedy won't make the audience laugh from beginning to end.

8. Many people's knowledge blocks the road to wisdom.

9. Doubt: A necessary quality for atheists.

10. People who write clearly love readers, while those who write vaguely love language.

1 1. The main function of a city is to provide the public with squeezed space.

12, always say something.

13, humor is not against logic, but puts forward different logic.

14, architecture can be humorous, but it must conform to the mechanical principles.

I believe it is not difficult for babies who speak different languages to communicate with each other.

16, the church bells awakened the believers and atheists of God.

17, the most unfortunate writer is that he writes poorly and slowly.

18. Seeing that science has defeated superstition again and again, I can't help but be superstitious about science.

19, the main function of synonyms is to show off the powerful expressive force of human beings.

20. There is no progress without summarization, and there is no summarization without neglect.

2 1, naughty children violate school rules; Lively words tease grammar.

22. The simplicity of the works has won a large number of readers and lost a lot of royalties.

23. Mothers sometimes beat their children, but never allow others to do so.

24. It is much more difficult to get rid of nicknames than to get rid of chewing gum stuck to your body.

25. Despair is better than disappointment. Never be disappointed after despair.

A good writer should safeguard the interests of the public and himself in the contract.

27. Once you feel that you are not qualified for your present position, you should be promoted as soon as possible.

Ordinary people are allowed to add postscript, but experts must have their own opinions.

29. Desire and interest desire are human bones. Too much desire is a bone spur.

Humor and seriousness are not opposites. They should complement each other and serve each other.

3 1, things in the world are always unsatisfactory and hateful!

Writers who write for the next generation have to endure the ridicule of this generation of readers.

33. Only mistakes are meaningless. You must correct your mistakes.

The saddest thing: you told a joke in public and no one laughed.

35. God is omnipotent. He can even create a large number of atheists.

36. Only by torturing readers with wisdom can writers win the greatest respect from the latter.

Most literati are modest because they want to vent their anger when writing.

38. Religious studies focus on religion; Religion regards science as the object of concern.

39. Statistical reports are very useful and can provide at least a few controversial figures.

40. Too specific description is too specific, which is tantamount to limiting his wisdom.

4 1, and listen carefully to the remarks that are not grammatical: they may contain new grammar.

42. Foresight: A torturer always advises us to give up our immediate interests.

In the eyes of linguists, politicians can be divided into two categories: grammatical and non-grammatical.

44. Mathematics makes the relationship between things very simple, which proves that mathematics is not simple.

Everyone knows numbers, but only liars and statisticians can play wisely.

46. Low-level people feel warm when climbing a high position, and once they stop, there will be a chill.

47. One of the conditions for becoming a literary master is that the number of works reaches a boring level.

I have been depressed all my life because I am always dissatisfied with my great achievements.

49. Adjectives in a language are hierarchical, and some adjectives belong to people with high status.

50. I revised my works repeatedly to make them look like random improvisation.

5 1. The difference between ordinary people and famous writers is that the former did not applaud when doodling on paper.

52. Smart leaders promise hope to their subordinates; The foolish leader fulfilled these hopes.

53. A kind writer, even when portraying villains, also contains tears of sympathy.

When your name is at its zenith in the literary world, you are a huge stumbling block.

I must keep a certain distance from my works in case others say that I am famous for my works.

56. The main feature of long-term interests is fuzziness, otherwise it is called immediate interests.

Humor: a special form of seriousness. It reminds us that seriousness is more than just a face.

58. From the hardships of writing, we can guess that the writer must have done something sorry to others in his previous life.

59. Writing as a career is an misfortune in life, but writing well is luck in misfortune.

60. You pointed out a shortcoming of the boss. He took a big advantage, and you may suffer in the future.

6 1, it is not difficult to realize your dream. You just need to lower your dreams to a level consistent with real life.

62. Historians advocate looking backward, while futurists emphasize looking forward, but the most important thing is to look left and right.

63. The significance of work lies not only in making money, but also in relieving the tension and anxiety caused by excessive leisure.

64. The reader hugs me like a star holding the moon. Of course, I know that many stars are actually bigger than the moon.

65. But around me, how many ordinary people are arguing there and how many experts are flattering each other!

Writers are willing to revise their works repeatedly, but they are always angry if others point out problems carelessly.

67. I classify literati according to their backbone: some have backbone; Some have obsequiousness; Some have anti-bones.

68. The ideal state of fairness is that everyone is most satisfied with himself, but a little envious of others.

69. Su Shi is a successful writer and a failed politician. Gan Long is a successful politician and a failed writer.

70. In the past, people discussed the difference between Yan characters and European characters. Now let's discuss the length of natural codes and Wu Bi characters.

7 1. By observing the reverse side of the tapestry, I come to a conclusion that most exquisite things can't be seen from behind.

72. Be careful in two situations: First, the boss is going to promote you; Second, the boss is not going to promote you.

Another disadvantage of cronyism is that once relatives and friends oppose you, you can't stand it at all.

74, can't just look at the superior's face. Face is determined by many factors, which often can't really reflect the intention of superiors.

75. An ambitious writer usually has only two ways out: to achieve what he wants or to become a writer.

76. Different industries have different pleasures: performing can become famous; Business can make a fortune; Writing can be poor.

77. The launch of a spaceship is an important event in the history of human thought: human beings are no longer afraid of the sun, the moon and the stars.

Since everything in the world is in the hands of God, what we say and do must be completely in line with his heart.

79. Complexity and simplicity seem to be enemies: whenever I am simple-minded, I always face very complicated problems.

A sense of humor can't solve practical problems, but it can help us look at the problems that need to be solved with a happy mood.

8 1. If your work is misunderstood by readers again and again, congratulations, brother. This is a signal that they are about to enter the classic platform.

82. Experts and scholars Some scholars have never put forward any novel ideas; Some scholars have never put forward any views.

The disadvantage of being a foreigner is that local people can laugh at your local accent, but you can't laugh at their local accent.

84. When experts agree, ordinary people are the object of education; When experts disagree, ordinary people are the object of struggle.

85. The functions of philosophy, religion and myth are very similar. They all told us to nod and say something we couldn't see or touch.

86. Science has changed our lives: I used to read inspirational aphorisms when I was in a bad mood, but now I go to the hospital for hematuria check-up.

87. It seems a bit unsightly: we point at the little people and nod to the big people. But who can design simpler and more practical actions?

When lies race with facts, victory is always a lie. It is impossible to run too fast, because the facts bring the time, place and people of the event.

89. The main elements of humor are pleasure and pain. Humor masters must be able to see pain from other people's happiness; Or see happiness in other people's pain.

90. Not only great men make mistakes, but also people make mistakes. When the people are right, writers should shout for them; When people make mistakes, writers should yell at them!

9 1, ordinary people can be divided into palms and soles according to their shapes, but experts must distinguish them according to the texture, size and hardness of the skin, and refer to the smell appropriately.

92. Statistics: A very practical science. We can draw the same conclusion according to different data, and we can also draw different conclusions according to the same data.

93. What topics a writer writes varies from person to person: those with good memory can write interesting stories about their childhood; People who escape from reality can write about ghosts and gods; Those who are ready to change careers can write a job advertisement.

94. Nothing created by human beings is as attractive as language. The charm of everything else depends on language, which has the right to keep the most beautiful words for itself.

Linguists say that every Chinese character is an information-rich integrated circuit. I have known thousands of Chinese characters, but I still don't know what an integrated circuit is.

96. The law of the workplace: in a certain position, if you are competent, you will keep it; If you are not qualified for this position, you may be promoted to a higher position.

There are two kinds of experts in the world: those who praise the public and those who criticize the public. They opposed each other and attacked each other. In a sense, they are really close friends.

98. Conservative speech contributes to language stability, while radical speech contributes to language expansion. Language needs stability and expansion, so it likes to be conservative and radical.

Kindness and incitement are two characteristics of vernacular Chinese. Translating a person's autumn into vernacular Chinese means treating individualism as autumn wind sweeping away leaves; Think of spring as the warmth of treating comrades.

100, subordinates should always cooperate with the boss: if the boss pats you on the shoulder with a smile, you should immediately shed tears of happiness; If the boss thinks hard about a problem, you should slip away gently.

10 1. Every writer is embarrassed when he is called a famous writer at first; In the future, they will gradually adapt to this title; In the future, if others stop calling them famous writers, they will feel embarrassed.

102, some works have only literary value but no commercial value; Some works have only commercial value, but no literary value. Some works have achieved a high degree of unity of the two: they have neither literary value nor commercial value.

103, everything written by great writers is commendable: if they write great works, it proves that they are great; If they write small works, it proves that they are modest; If they don't write anything, it proves how great their modesty is.

You can't be a great writer. You must learn to wait. Many great writers have been unknown all their lives, and their works are basically unknown. It was not until one or two thousand years after their death that people began to hesitate to study them. Preliminary results show that they are not worth studying. It usually takes 3500 years to overturn this conclusion.