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Cantonese swearing sentences should be classic, not too swearing.
You have seven heads.
Hey, pendulum boy.
Crazy root, low B (offspring), low energy (offspring), jumping off the street (offspring), including property, extinction, prison and so on. Eat shit, stupid pigeons, stupid pigeons.
Begging to curse in Cantonese.
family possessions
Puni steet
Seven heads dead
A complete collection of slang in Guangdong vernacular
Open the film (group fight, use force with a knife. ) shine shoes (kiss up)
An ant (a trouble) and a pot bubble (a chaotic metaphor)
One bite of iron pot boiled (metaphorically, everyone suffered) a burden (half a catty, half each)
A chicken's hands are hard (compared with those who run amok) (compared with those who have a lot of power)
Catch a dead chicken (feel cheap) and break your glasses (miscalculate and miss your eyes)
Bleeding (big price reduction, no money to return) touching the doornail (closing the door)
Kick your feet dry (busy) and eat dead cats (with black holes on your back)
Wave-throwing (bragging or scaring people to show their prestige and show off)
Pull the cat's tail (act like a pair of spring, go along with others), stubborn (neurotic)
Ghosts hit the wall (one of us hits one of us, derogatory) firecrackers neck (hot temper)
Stand your ground (speak ill of others behind their backs, report others) put down the plane (stand up on purpose)
One servant and one post (stumbling), three mouths and six sides (in front of others)
Three aunts and six grandmothers (nosy women) The chaos of the Seven Kingdoms (a mess)
A good man and a good sister (a good man) woke up from the beginning (a strong understanding, as soon as you say it)
Wires and roads (in an orderly way), in vain (fabrication, out of thin air)
Dead snakes and rotten eels (motionless, metaphorically lazy) make up their minds (make up their minds)
I decided to lift the oil (calmly) and wander around (doing nothing, wandering around)
The quiet river (quietly, quietly) flies to the ground (unfortunately, bad)
Ghosts, horses, horses, and six (cunning and eccentric) are all wet and sweaty (sweaty)
Strange (strange) theft, er, kidnapping (fraud)
Do something for no reason (for no reason) fly thallium (for example, never come back)
Bask in the sun all day (clouds are clearing away, making people feel happy)
A complete book is old (seeing new things with old eyes)
Ten questions and nine answers (repeated questions and repeated answers)
People are afraid of danger ngei 1, and fans are afraid of screening (people are afraid of being asked)
Be careful when sailing in old age.
Finger sticking out without getting stuck (figuratively, helping outsiders rather than helping one's own people)
Count back, return the road (human feelings return to human feelings, the number should be clear)
There are ten tricks left (figuratively speaking, things are far from successful)
Strangers are timid.
Every flower comes into its own eyes (carrots and vegetables, each to his own liking, beauty is in the eye of the beholder)
Look at the time by hand (metaphorically speaking, the scope of work is small and clear at a glance)
When the wind blows, it's all earned.
Have a head and a tail (anticlimactic)
When you fall to the ground, you must dig up the sand.
Be in a hurry.
There is a bowl of words and a dish of words.
A man who only eats one car baa baa (wants people to die)
Eat the noodles and lean against the bottom of the bowl (metaphor for ingratitude)
Kindness is struck by lightning (ingratitude, kindness is regarded as malice)
Piglets should be eaten in the market.
People with broken mouths should avoid breaking bowls (people with defects should avoid similar things)
Chickens (eggs) will give birth (if people don't know, things will always be exposed unless they do something)
Stealing the chicken and not eating the rice (metaphor not only does not take advantage, but suffers)
A bachelor met a beggar (tried to extort money but met a poor man)
What are the swear words in the vernacular? Swear. I want to hang your father.
Eat pu xianjie and eat shit
You flatter me! To contain 7!
Smell your mother! Take your fortune!
Crazy lines. No lesbian wants me to tease you.
Hold on when you are full. Do something.
You're useless until you die. .........
It's better to have barbecued pork than to have you (used to scold handsome guys)
There is no shit when you have a baby (there is no shit when you have a son)
You blew me up and pulled me up again.
Throw 7 you-(emphasize * * * you)
I knew your mother until I knew her-I didn't recognize you until I hit your mother.
Rotten spring buns-curse each other's (male) genitals to rot.
Jump into the street-curse each other down and out.
Mustard, ginger and lettuce-clumsy and fresh again and again
Servant street! Shit? -(Damn it! It's raining too hard
Let's have some classic swearing dialogues. Please give me the classic. Ten yuan is good.
And Stephen Chow's Tang Bohu with Chou-heung lit. When he is paired with the king of kings, it is also very classic.
English classic swearing sentence 1 stupid bitch,
Damn you,
3 son of a bitch,
4 stupid beast
You fucking beast
6 *** u (Su Wei's classic sentence)
7 black people
What a bitch
What an asshole
10 Lick your mother with my kitten.
Your father is a fucking eunuch.
12 pervert bastard
13 fucking loser
14 u freak
In a word, I can't translate every sentence here, or I will get lost in the river.
Just asking questions, if not, please adopt.
Beg to call names, but don't waste air by calling names. Death is a waste of land. Waste RMB to death.
Even amoeba can't survive on the keyboard you touch.
We did see this when we did the stool test. ...
If you were asked to swear, what sentence would you use? Classic is sick!
What a psycho.
Classic joke, not too much. I have an unknown poem, which is unknown all over the world. Only me and the idiot know that the idiot is watching.
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