5 jokes suitable for primary school students

The five jokes suitable for primary school students are as follows:

1. During an exam, the invigilator said to the candidates: If you have anything to report to me, don’t do other things secretly, otherwise the exam will be cancelled. qualifications. "Report" A candidate slowly stood up. The invigilator said, "What's the matter?" The examinee asked cautiously: "Can I fart secretly?"

2. Once I went to the cafeteria to eat and saw a young couple. Suddenly the man saw rice grains on the woman's face, so he asked: "You have rice grains on your face, can I help you remove it?" The girl blushed and said, "No, unless there are a lot of them." So I stood up, pressed the girl's head into the dinner plate, and floated away. Come on, junior, seniors can only help you so far.

3. Once I took my niece to the Polar Museum to see penguins. The little girl asked me curiously: "Auntie, why are all the penguins here boys?" I said: "How do you know? There are female penguins in there." She curled her lips unhappily and said: No, female penguins all wear bows on their heads!

4. Xiaoli, who is in the first grade of primary school, took a new school bag home. She said to her mother: This is the prize the teacher gave me. Mom asked Xiaoli: Why did I give you a prize?

Xiao Li said: "Because the teacher asked how many legs the horse has, I said five." But a horse only has four legs. Mom said. Xiaoli said I know. But other students said that horses have six legs, and I was the one closest to the correct answer.

5. Xiaofang, who is in second grade, is very cute and is often pestered by the boys in the class. One day, Xiaofang came home and said to her mother: Mommy, Xiaoqiang proposed to me today and asked me to marry him. Mom asked casually: "Does he have a regular job?" Xiaofang thought for a while and said: He is responsible for wiping the blackboard in our class.

6. Son: "Dad, shall we go to Beijing to watch the Olympic Games?" I replied: "We don't have to go to Beijing. We can watch TV at home and broadcast it live. The effect is the same." "Dad, Let’s go to Beijing, watching TV at home consumes too much electricity!” said the son seriously.