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1. I never leave my name when doing good deeds, only my business card.

2. Don't look at me as fat, but when it comes to losing weight, I'm a set of things!

3. If you think I'm fat, just say so, and don't beat around the bush and say, "You really walk one step at a time!"

4. Some people say that I am ugly. I am very sad and feel sorry for her. I went blind at a young age.

5. My friend's family ate hot pot, and at the end of the pot, there was nothing left. My friend kept fishing, but his father couldn't stand it anymore and said, "Why don't you pull up your trouser legs and go fishing?"

6. I went to the bathroom and pulled a very long piece of toilet paper. When my mother saw it, she casually said, "Why, three feet of white silk went in and hanged herself ..."

7. I found the right person, grew old romantically all my life, and found the wrong person, and talked about swords all my life!

8. There can really be pure friendship between men and women. As long as one kills and doesn't say anything, the other plays the fool to the end.

9. If life deceives you, don't be sad, and don't be impatient, because life will not only deceive you, but even hit you next.

1. If you like a handsome guy, please don't take immediate measures. You should get to know him slowly first, and before long, you will find that his friends are more handsome.

11. My mother looked at the beautiful daughter of a relative's family and said to me: Her face looks like she's done it, and yours looks like she's been sitting on it!

12. I once threatened at the high temperature of 38 degrees that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog. Until today, I was frozen into a dog, and I didn't understand the beautiful promise because I was too young.

13. "Mom, don't worry, you have to believe that there will always be someone waiting for me." "terrifying?"

14. The closest I was to 5 million was in an afternoon, when I was stuck side by side with an armored car.

15. Although I am a little fat now, I think I was only six pounds when I was the thinnest.

16. If the whole world doesn't want you. Please remember, there is me, and I don't want you either.

17. Remember that no matter how estranged we are in the end, a red envelope can go back to the beginning, and we are still the best sisters who love each other!

18. I just want to thin into a lightning bolt and kill those who say I am fat. As a result, I am fat and become a wall, blocking their sight.

19. The cold air is coming. Do you have any good clothes to recommend? Under 1 thousand, about 3 yuan.

2. Is ugliness the only reason for being single? No, not only are you ugly, but you always think others are ugly!

21. In the past, horses and chariots were slow and letters were far away, and only one person could be loved in a lifetime. Now the traffic and information are so developed that I thought I could love more, but I didn't expect it to be worse than before.

22. "I usually ask you to wash your hair often. Look at your dandruff all over your head!" "What do you know? This is the ashes of the fire of wisdom."

23. At the age of flowers, some people grow into roses, some people grow into lilies, and you grow into fleshy ones.

24. I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend recently. I hope you can recommend any good boyfriends. Thank you.