Who will send some humorous jokes?

1. Boy: "I want to watch the moon and count the stars with you."

Girl: "With your IQ, we can only watch the stars and count the moon together."

2.

I just watched the episode of Li Xian ascended the throne in The Secret History of Wu Zetian yesterday.

It is said that Tang Zhongzong Li Xian is the most awesome emperor in history. Why is this?

Because he is the emperor, his father is the emperor, his brother is the emperor, his son is the emperor, his nephew is the emperor, not to mention his mother is the emperor.

So history gave him a glorious name: Liuhuang Pill.

3.a: "We agreed yesterday that you would come to my house to fix the lamp at night. Why didn't you come? "

B: "yes, but there is no one at home!" " "

A: "Why don't you know anyone? I didn't go out all night. "

B: "When I came, I saw your house was dark and left."

4.

A drunk was walking unsteadily.

He asked a girl who passed by him, "How many bags are there on my head?"

The girl was shocked and quickly said, "There are three bags."

The drunk said, "Oh, there are only four telephone poles from home."

5. An Englishman and an China went to visit the grave. English people bring flowers, while China people bring food.

The Englishman asked the China people, "When did your ancestors come out for dinner?"

China people replied, "When your ancestors came out to enjoy the flowers."