Looking for good brain teasers and answers

1 Do you have a dog that runs fast! have. ——You are more powerful than a dog! No. ——You are worse than a dog! As fast. - You are just like a dog! Once upon a time, there was a father and son. One was called Laozi and the other was called Xiaozi. One day, the old man and the young man went to play in the mountains. When they saw a pile of shit, the old man asked the young man to go home and bring the dog to eat. But the young man brought the dog here. When the pile of shit was gone, who ate this pile of shit? Question 4: Do you know which animal likes to ask why? Answer: I don’t know. Answer: Pig. Asked again: Why? ......... Three puppies, one barks at the top, one barks at the middle, and one barks at the bottom. Once, the poop given to the three dogs disappeared, and neither the top nor the middle ones ate it. Who ate it? Answer: Next (admit it is myself) 5 Forest Conference, the tortoise and the hare, with the little pig as the referee, who will win the game? Answer: Whichever one you answer, you will be the referee (Little Pig) 6 One day, when you were at home, there was a sudden power outage. As a last resort, you lit a candle and went to find a flashlight, but because the window was open, a gust of wind blew out the candle. You bumped into the table in the dark and it hurt a lot. In this case, do you blame yourself for not being careful or the wrong placement of the table? To put it simply, are you a weirdo or a monster? Answer: weirdo or monster 6 Once upon a time there was a fool who would always say "no" when asked anything. For example, if they asked him if he had eaten? He said "no". Have you gone online? He said: "No." By the way, when you were reading my story, was the leader beside you? Answer: No, that is a fool. 7 There are three children going to the toilet. The first child is called "him", the second child is called "you", and the third child is called "me". And the only ones who came out were "him" and "you". Who fell into the toilet? Answer: "I" (the respondent's answer means that he/she fell into the toilet) 8. There is a piece of ham and a sausage in the same wok. Why don't they chat? Because they are immature 9 The black cat and the white cat were crossing the road together, and the white cat was hit by a car. What was the first thing the white cat said to the black cat? Meow~ 11 Use male, female, he, she, me, Love, six words in a sentence. If the other party says he doesn't know, tell him: He loves a girl and he will ask: Where is "me"? You say: It's none of your business. 12. How do you pronounce the word "金" before the Japanese raped Chinese women? Answer: (Jin) I raped Chinese women today!