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What did your roommate do in your dormitory life that made you laugh your teeth off?

Dormitory life, everyone's habits and personality are easily exposed to the eyes of roommates, everyone has a deep image, and there are always one or two teasing people doing something very funny in the dormitory. We also have such a roommate in our dormitory. She likes playing mobile phone very much. Once she watched a TV series and ate melon seeds while watching it. Then when the episode was over, she found that she had been throwing away the melon seeds and eating them. God, I can't even eat melon seeds. I haven't found them yet.

Another reason is that she burps loudly every time she eats, comparable to Michael Chen. Later, several people learned to burp loudly every time they were full, such as me. Then every time I eat garlic, I love to fart, which is super smelly and has all kinds of sounds. She often forgets to flush the toilet, so everyone thinks she is funny.

She also has a killer, that is, she often says the wrong thing. It's not that you can't speak, but it's always wrong to use words, order and call others by their names. There are six people in our dormitory, and she often miscalls. It's not that she doesn't know other people's names, but that she knows them, but she has called them many times, and everyone's name can only be called once.

We are studying Chinese medicine, and they all say that her spleen is not good, so let her replenish it, but this ghost eats everything well and has a very good digestive ability. So people have been wondering what caused her to become like this. Although she is in a daze, everyone especially likes her, because she looks clean and her personality is very likable.

But in the dormitory for more than two years, I always thought I was a very good person, with some small shortcomings, but I was good to everyone, but I was given a cold face by everyone, including hers. I don't understand or why. But you should stick to what you think is right, and then embrace the sunshine in your life.