cold joke

The earliest one: a man ordered a side dish and was served!

A penguin traveled to the North Pole and saw a polar bear plucking, plucking and plucking .......................................................................................................................................................... . Penguin sees it, pull it, pull it, pull it. ............................................................................................................................................................

There is a candy walking on the main road, walking. . . . Suddenly my ankle sprained, and it turned into fudge!

There was a banana walking on the road. Suddenly he felt very hot, so he took off his coat and fell down!

A fat man fell from the 100 floor ... and became ... a fat man!

A long time ago, a bird passed by a cornfield every day, but unfortunately, one day there was a fire in that cornfield and all the corn turned into popcorn. After the bird flew over, it thought it was snowing and froze to death. ...

Three rabbits poop, the first one is long, the second one is round and the third one is triangular. Asked how it did it, it replied: I pinched it with my hands.

Once upon a time, there was a white cat and a black cat. One day, the white cat fell into the water and the black cat saved it. What did the white cat say to the black cat? What is that?

The answer is "Meow!"

There is a duck named Xiao Huang. One day, when it was crossing the road, it was hit by a car and shouted, "Gung!" " "Since then, it has become a cucumber.