British low-level jokes

Dialogue between roommates.

Can you wash your feet?

Why don't you wash it?

What did you wash? Not this month, but last month. Last month, your feet were not wet at all.

B: Then I can't do it this month? Didn't my feet get wet once this month?

Yes, your feet were wet once this month, but not like this. Did you get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and pee on your feet?

I drink a bottle of milk every day, so I go to the supermarket to buy a box of milk every once in a while.

Once I ran out of milk, I went to the supermarket to buy it. I happened to meet a classmate, a woman. She saw me and greeted me: shopping?

I answered without thinking: weaning.

3. In Chinese class, the teacher asked: Who can explain what it means to transfer troops back to South Korea? Xiao Ming immediately replied:? This means losing the battle. ? The teacher looked puzzled and asked? Why do you say that? Xiaoming:? They all went back with the bodies and were not defeated. ? Teacher.

Husband and wife are chatting at home, and chatting reminds them of childhood. Husband said:? When I was 6 years old, I played house games with girls in kindergarten. ? The wife asked:? Did you give the girl three sweets? The husband was frightened and asked, how do you know? ! ? Wife is furious:? Damn, there are two pieces of candy with stones in it!

5. "I am pregnant!" "Well, I always want to throw up. Life is worse than death." "I will teach you a happy one. Who did not like it before, now it's time for revenge. Just look at him gently and you will vomit, face to face, and then leave and say "..."

6. Hold a coin in your hand and then answer this question: Is there a number greater than 1? The other party says "yes"; Ask again, is there anything that exceeds 10? The other party said: "Yes"; By the way, is there anything over 100? The other party said: "Yes"; And so on; One last question: Is there anyone more stupid than you? The other party will be very alert. Say "no"

7. There is a handsome boy in the dormitory. Accompany him to the canteen for dinner the day before yesterday. When he was cooking, he saw a table of m-girls chattering at us. After dinner, the handsome boy and I just sat down, and there came a girl (looking like pp), only to see her walk up to the handsome boy and say, Hello, classmate. Our teacher assigned us a task. Let's ask five strangers for their phone numbers. Can you help us? ? Handsome guy was honest, so he gave her his mobile phone number. The girl got her mobile phone number and left excitedly.

I was dumbfounded when I looked at it, and I felt very inferior. Why don't you ask me the number of five people? .....

8. Some people are good at using laptops. I heard my friend say that the mouse is better than the trackball, so I borrowed one from my friend and tried it at home. He electrocuted his friend because it was meaningless. A mouse is more difficult to use than a trackball. It took a long time to move a little, and the buttons were behind, which was very inconvenient. ...

9. After class in the evening, I go to the parking lot to pick up the car. The parking lot is a bit big, and it is a clearing at night. It's hard to find a car. Seeing a classmate coming in the distance, he found the car in front of me and took out the key to unlock it. When I unlocked the door, she hadn't opened it yet, and she was still swearing. I saw a senior standing beside her for a long time and asked with concern? Can't open it?

That classmate didn't look up. Yeah, right?

The senior replied politely:? That's good. This is my car.

One evening 10, the teacher was talking about the importance of electricity and gave several examples to the students. The teacher said: electricity is very important. For example, there will be some disadvantages if there is no electricity now. For example, we can't have classes now. ?

At this time, the following students shouted: this is the advantage! ?

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