Fuzhou cold joke

It's a brain hole. Very interesting. I like it. I probably thought of a few scenes and briefly described them.

The first scene:

I was chasing a drama, and when I got to the most exciting part, the TV suddenly set off a big wave. I can't make TV realistic and normal, so my mind is hot and I reach out to take a photo of a big-eared melon seed on its right half. Suddenly, the TV flew into a rage, stared at the stars and grinned at me: "Shoot you&; % # @……& amp； *&Yes, Grandpa, I'm too tired to smoke. You can't see those eyes. You are blind! You are so blind that you can only watch the big waves and wash the sand! "

The second scene:

Recalling the horrible accompaniment in the darkroom, at that moment, Zhenzi suddenly threw herself in front of the TV and rushed at me. I covered my eyes and screamed. At this time, the TV suddenly went black. I saw Mako's lower body still stuck on the other side of the TV. At this time, I heard the TV and said angrily, "I'll drill you% * $&; ……& amp； ..... the sound of an electric drill. Grandpa, I'm stuck with you. I really have no eyes to see what I'm drilling. What? You said that this is the setting given to you by the screenwriter, and I will tell you that I will card you once you come. "

If the object in my life can talk, I will definitely say to myself when I am infatuated: "If you don't turn on the camera to see yourself, then I won't let you use beauty!"

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