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I didn’t bring any paper when I went to the toilet

1st floor, I forgot to bring any paper when I went to the toilet. I only had my girlfriend’s photo and 100 yuan in my pocket. Which one? Who can tell me?

2nd floor, use your fingers! Rinse clean with water!

On the third floor, it costs 100 yuan. Don’t you think it hurts to use photos? The photo is too hard.

On the 4th floor, use one hundred yuan, wash it and spend it after use.

On the 5th floor, take the one upstairs. The things you bought after washing still smell good.

Floor 6, haha, let’s just use what others have used in the wastebasket. (This answer is really stupid)

On the 7th floor, you should just pick up your pants and leave after using the toilet. (Dude is so cool)

8th floor, crying, I’m eating!

9th floor, lying, you don’t even have shoes? Scratch it with your shoe. (Damn, brother, how do you shave?)

10th floor, simple, reluctantly give up, use your own underwear.

On the 11th floor, just use your hands and remember to wash your hands.

12th floor, use socks! (It’s similar to using shoes.)

13th Floor, you probably didn’t post this post in the toilet... To be honest, what were you using at the time...

14th floor, India does not use paper.

On the 15th floor, tear 100 into 5 equal parts and use one part, haha, you still have 80 yuan left, which is a lot of money! I'm a woman, so of course I can't use photos of my boyfriend! (Jie girls are so financially savvy)

On the 16th floor, I use both, because one is not enough to wipe (sweat)

17th floor, call for help!

18th floor, with the photo facing inward, let your girlfriend carry you on her back, and then shave, so that you can compare yourself. (Awesome)

19th floor, tear the photo into two thin pieces!! Use the side without the pattern to wipe!!! (More awesome)

20th floor, really He ** found a hair dryer to blow it off. If you really can’t do it, stick your butt out and let it dry! Don't bother me with this kind of problem next time. (Sweaty)

On the 21st floor, don’t you know how to call 110?

Floor 22, stupid! There must be a faucet in the toilet. Go out and get a water pipe, plug it into the faucet, and squat down to wash it.

On the 23rd floor, these are two unbearable things. Absolutely, then tear off the girlfriend’s head in the photo as a souvenir. Let's rub PP again, it's 100, keep it for use.

Floor 24, what did you do? I think you should pull your brother over and flush it with your own urine!

On the 25th floor, climb to the female WC and see if there is any.

On the 26th floor, after finishing the large size, lift up the PP, and then start shaking it wildly for 5 minutes. Use centrifugal force to shake off the poop remaining on the PP, and then you can do it. It is time-consuming and expensive. A little tired.

The hips on the 27th floor and upstairs are really strong.

Don’t the toilets on the 28th floor have walls? Rub against the wall!

On the 29th floor, take a breath and spray out the remaining residue on the PP. It cannot be inhaled. (Go, where are you practicing?)

Wait a minute on the 30th floor. I’ll wipe it for you.

31st floor, be generous! Be more generous! Block the toilet! When the time comes, if someone else wants to come in and make repairs, you threaten them: No paper! I swear not to go out! ! ! Isn’t that enough?

On the 32nd floor, stick the chewing gum in your mouth and stick it clean. If there is still some sweetness left and you can’t bear to throw it away, just keep chewing it (you are the worst offender)

33F. Blow with your mouth. Once it is dry, you can pull out the shell.