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"Lotus Lantern" is a 35-episode new large-scale ancient costume myth TV series broadcast on June 1, 2005. It mainly tells the story of Erlang Shen who endured humiliation and heavy burdens to help his nephew Chenxiang. The following is what I prepared for everyone, I hope you like it!
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1. Ding Xiang to Zhu Bajie: If you have anything to say, please speak it. Can you please take off the pig head on your head first?
2. The drama behind "Transferring Love"...
But I am in love Who? -----------
Ding Xiang stared at Long Ba...
Ah~~~~. If you have some enlightenment...
Long Ba nodded
Zhu Bajie is a monk
3. Lao Sun: I didn’t kick Roaring Sky Dog in the face, it was him who used his face Kicked my feet
4. Zhu Bajie wore agarwood and shaved half of his bald head and said to Erlang Shen: "This half belongs to Buddha, you can't touch it."
5. Zhu Bajie wore agarwood Chen Xiang went to worship Sun Wukong as his teacher
Sun Wukong refused and Zhu Bajie said: If you don’t agree, I will scold you.
Sun Wukong replied: You go ahead and scold me. I, Old Sun, are just trying. Test your concentration after practice
Zhu Bajie scolded: You Bi Ma Wen, who do you think you are? You really treat yourself like an onion
6. Zhu Bajie wants to keep cloves Taking one of Xiaoyu as a hostage, when the Eighth Prince finally decided to stay, Bajie said: "If you stay, I will have to take care of you!"
7. Liu Chenxiang asked Dingxiang about the Three Holy Mothers... < /p>
Liu Chenxiang: "Tell me quickly, where is my mother?"
Ding Xiang: "The Third Holy Mother has a son? Why didn't I know?"
Most Silly words Liu Chenxiang: "I am really my mother's son!"
8. Zhu Bajie talks in his sleep: "Long time no see, Miss Gao. The sweatshirt you gave to Lao Zhu is worn out. , the old pig didn't want to throw it away, and kept it in the box..."
9. From the dialogue between Zhu Bajie and Roaring Dog: "Zhu Bajie, how many pig heads do you have!!! How dare you Acting against nature~!!!!!!" Zhu Bajie: "Pig head~~~~~Pig head, I'll smash your dog's head first!!!"
10. A bamboo shoots at the Xiaotian Dog. It scared me, I thought the dog was going to die
Who knew that a note appeared in front of me: If I don’t ask you to come over, please come over
11. Sun Wukong is the most handsome One sentence is that after quarreling with Erlang Shen at the entrance of the cave, he said: You guys can play
12. "There is a tree there, you can hug it and cry!" from Ao Chun
13 , The Meishan brothers with pigtails said, "I'm worshiping..."
The Meishan brothers with cockscomb heads said, "It's obviously the etiquette of the Golden Lantern Festival, but I think about worshiping the church all day long."
14. Zhu Bajie is always sleeping, and Dingxiang shouts: "Fire."
15. Agarwood~ If I don't seek revenge from you, I swear I won't be a dog.
16. Ne Zha’s sentence: How sage the Jade Emperor is, how kind the Queen Mother is. I repeated it three times in a row, and the funnier it became. He was not allowed to face the wall for 5,000 years, and he even shouted: "I quit!"
Nezha’s character can be summed up in his own words: “I don’t dare to be a thief, Nezha is a born rebel!”
Li Jing: If the king asks the minister to die, the minister will not die. For disloyalty.
Nezha: Who said this, I will destroy him. A classic! Nezha really has a lot of personality
17. In the first episode, Teacher Chenxiang stared at the hornet's nest for a long time, wondering in his heart, and said: "Who makes such a big steamed bun?!!! p>
18. Chenxiang: I hate this ant, otherwise I can hold you for a while longer.
Xiaoyu: Okay! If you let this ant go, I will let you. Hug for a while longer
19. Bajie: I smell the monkey’s urine.
Agarwood: Could it be another monkey peeing?
Bajie: Other monkeys don’t pee so smelly.
20. Erlang's immortals were seriously injured, lost all their magic power, and were bullied by the mountain gods. They sighed sadly: "Only today I know what it means to be bullied by dogs when the tiger falls in peace!" The barking dog next to him looked at it sadly. He: "Master, I am also a dog."
21. Hei Wuchang: Save the ghost
22. Xiaotian Dog: Even you admire eating dog meat, do you? You Do you admire it?
Zhu Bajie: I admire it, I admire it, I admire it, so what? Why can’t I eat dog meat, ha! Just because you are a dog, don’t let others eat dog meat. That day There are many more people out there who eat pork than dog meat. Did we say anything? Are we constantly destroying other people’s temples? Ah?
23. Sun Houhou said to Taibai: Is the Jade Emperor being raped by me? I was frightened when I sneezed
24. The Jade Emperor said: Quickly announce Erlang Shen and let him lead the heavenly soldiers and generals to capture all the eight thousand ducks
25. Lilac vs. Eight The prince said: "Why don't you become my brother!" Seeing that the eighth prince didn't respond, Lilac called out: "Myna~~~~~~~" The eighth prince was silent for a moment!~!~~"There's still a parrot~" < /p>
26. Zhu Bajie: This is a plan to lure the pig away from the mountain!
27. The Eighth Prince said to Chenxiang: Can your eighth uncle let you spend money?
28. Erlang Shen blocked the immortals from saving Baihua Fairy.
Later, he was defeated by the immortals and lost all his magic power. That episode.
The Jade Emperor knew that Erlang Shen was resisting the heavenly soldiers,
He ordered that the Temple of the True Army should be changed into a duck pen.
A soldier asked: What about the original duck pen Qitianfu?
Another soldier replied: It was changed to a chicken pen.
29. The Eighth Prince asked Nezha: "Damn! It's so cool! Where did you buy your pulley?"
30. Goudan was beaten to death, and everyone was there When he was grieving, Goudan suddenly stood up: "I have to go back to see my mother^^^^^^Agarwood, you are busy first"
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1. Jade Cauldron: The poor Taoist is a disciple of Yuanshi Tianzun, and he is the real person of the Jade Cauldron in Jinxia Cave in Yuquan Mountain
The Jade Emperor’s son can’t count
September 9 is already over and it’s still so hot
p>
I don’t know how to learn anything, I, Master Yuding, am the best master in the three realms
This truth is so profound, I have to write it down
2. Too B: The secret must not be leaked
It’s not a trouble, it’s not a big trouble
I’d better drink some water. Why am I so thirsty today
I’m getting older and I can’t be sure.
Oh my god
3. Conversation between Yang Chan and Master Taiyi:
Yang: Does Master know Master Yuding?
< p> Taiyi: Master Yuding? What are you asking him for?Yang: My second brother wants to become his disciple
The tea in Taiyi’s mouth spurted out
Tai: Become your teacher?!
Yang: I am familiar with Master Yuding
Tai: Too familiar
This person is Master Yuanshi Tianzun's disciple is very senior in the Three Realms. Even a poor Taoist has to call him senior brother.
Yang: He must also be a god with great supernatural powers.
Tai: He has great supernatural powers?
This person is exceptionally gifted and has a photographic memory. He can recite any book by heart after reading it once. Therefore, my master admires him very much. It’s a pity.
Yang: What’s a pity?
Tai: It’s a pity that he only knows how to endorse it. He has been practicing for three thousand years and still has no strength to tie a chicken. He can’t even climb a cloud.
Yang: How long does it take to learn to climb a cloud? Ah
Tai: Do you know how long it took Nezha to learn cloud climbing from Pindao?
Yang: I never asked him
Tai: Ten Nian made a sign of the cross with his fingers
Yang: Then my second brother is going to worship the wrong master
4. The conversation between fifth brother and fox sister:
Fifth Brother: Listen to me
Fox Girl: Why
Fifth Brother: I am a man
5. Conversation between Nezha and Master Taiyi:
p>Taiyi: Why did you come up the mountain again?
Nezha: Apprentice, apprentice is here to protect you.
Taiyi: Protector? Did you cause any trouble down there?
Nezha: I didn’t cause any trouble, but I was beaten to death if I wasn’t careful. The third prince of the Dragon King.
Taiyi: Oh my god, the cup spilled
Nezha: Master
Taiyi: I’m old, I can’t hold it steady anymore, it’s okay, that’s it It's not a big trouble.
Nezha: What kind of trouble is this? Then Ao Guang went to heaven to sue me, but I stopped him outside the Nantian Gate and beat him up. He never dared to go to heaven again.
Taiyi: Of course, this is not a big trouble, right? Then what?
Nezha: Then, I slipped into the Yaochi and turned into a bumblebee, stinging The Jade Emperor was covered in bruises. .......
Taiyi: They didn’t find you, right?
Nezha: They didn’t find me. Then I saw the Jade Emperor wanted to kill his nephew and niece. , I robbed the execution ground. . . . . . .
Taiyi: Did they send people to arrest you? How many people did they send?
Nezha: Fifty or fifty thousand.
Taiyi: Oh my god!
You are frightened, you are my master, you are frightened...
Nezha: Master, what about you? Are you so afraid?
Taiyi: Who have I been afraid of? Who have I been afraid of, your master?
The Jade Emperor is here, and I...
I’m not afraid of him. Who am I to be afraid of?
He dominates the three realms, and you sting him all over. You, you, look at you, you, you...
Me , I'd better drink some water. Why am I so thirsty today? . . . . .
Taiyi: Who did they send in command to arrest you?
Nezha: The son of the Jade Emperor.
Taiyi: Just one.
Nezha: No, three are here.
Taiyi: Oh my god...
6. Conversation between Master Yuding and Erlang Shen:
Yuding: I know Tianpeng can’t catch up
Erlang: Why?
Yuding: Because he is too fat...
7. The roaring dog chases Nezha and the Three Holy Mothers , panting from exhaustion, complained:
"Nezha, Third Sister, what are you running around for? Are you walking the dog?"
8. Yang Tianyou "God is right. I’m so kind, give me a beautiful fairy and a house”
Yao Ji: Yes, God is your brother-in-law
9. Fox Sister: Yang Jianhuan It’s a dog
Fifth brother: Woman, the dog is still that dog. It has grown up
10. The Dragon King said: Wait until I play the Ming Jade Emperor...
Nezha said: Then I will beat you first, and then you beat the Jade Emperor
11. Yang Tianyou: Our wealthy young man molested a good woman like this...you molested me again
12. Xiaoyu’s mother: Let’s rob that man too
13. Er GG: It’s you, that fat man, come here~~~
14. Brother Tiger: “ There is too much noise, we are not worthy of it."
15. Every time the Golden Crow comes out, others will say: It's so hot
16. Taiyi: Drink water, drink water... …
17. Nezha also said: "If you lose your life, you will lose your life"
18. Jade Emperor: Stay away from me, you will burn me to death
Dajinwu: ....Infinite embarrassment
19. Jade Cauldron: Keep quiet to the extreme of emptiness...
Yang Jian: ...What? What do you mean?
Yuding: I don’t know~~~~~...Hey, you can figure it out yourself slowly!
Yang Jian was shocked:...This is all fine. ......
20. Tianyou: What I want to do with her is better than thinking about my donkey.
Yao Ji: What, I’m worse than a donkey?
Tianyou: It’s hard for her to hear me.
21. After Taiyi deceived three Golden Crows: Young man, the city is too shallow
22. Yuding: Ah, I can figure out such a complicated problem, ah ~~
Xiao Tian Quan answered: I, Master Yuding, am too smart
23. Master Yuding: What do you want to do?
Fox Girl: We want to accept them You are my disciple
Master Yuding:...
Brother Fox: Shut up, I won’t let you talk nonsense, I won’t let you talk nonsense, hehe, she is a woman who has never seen the world and talks nonsense. What we mean is that we want to accept you as your disciple. Please accept us as your disciple!
24. Jade Emperor: This is the price of mortals seducing gods. I want the three worlds to know that mortals seduce gods. Sin Yutian, let’s see who will ignore the rules of heaven in the future... Sigh~ When I heard this sentence, water almost spurted out of my mouth! I laughed~ I can actually seduce mortals?!
25 . Nantianmen rolling curtain to the Jade Emperor: The little god is willing to ask His Majesty to think twice
Jade Emperor: One word roll!
The rolling curtain is speechless
26. Jade Cauldron : If you don’t come back, I’ll stew your dog and make soup
Roar: Woof~~~~~~
ErG: I’m afraid he’ll stew you Make soup to drink
27. Roaring and cursing the jade tripod: You are so stupid and can’t figure it out, you deserve to be angry to death
28. You are not allowed to look at the body of a boy!
29. Zhu Bajie: Third Princess, you have such a kind heart!
Cun Xin: Not as good as Chang’e
Zhu Bajie: He is good, and so are you
30. Well, here again It’s so insightful to inadvertently say a wise saying!
31. Yuzi! Ahahaha
32. Three-headed Jiao: What’s wrong?
Yuding Zhenren :Nothing, the dog is crazy.
33. Fox sister: I want to find my fifth brother.
Canopy: Is it the one who runs faster than a rabbit?
Fox Girl: Rabbits don’t run fast.
Canopy: The ones that don’t run fast are rabbits.
Fox Girl: The hare can’t run as fast as my fifth brother.
Canopy: You are right.
34. The Fourth Princess: There are indeed many people in the world who are allergic to seafood
Wukong calls Xisan: Seafood sister
35. Yang Jian: The snout of the roaring dog Broken
Queen Mother: Pass on Bian Que, pass on Hua Tuo, pass on Sun Simiao!
36. Fifth Brother: Master, your eldest apprentice has a great future!
< p> Jade Cauldron: Oh? What did he do?Fifth Brother was excited: He hacked nine of the Jade Emperor’s ten sons to death!
Jade Cauldron:...
p>37. Wukong and Yang Jian PKed, and the Yang family at Guanjiangkou turned into Comrade Yang Erlang. When he met Cun Xin, he asked: The seafood rice cooked at home today?
Yuding: So You can also see the garbage and admire it!
38. Jin Chanzi:······The poor monk is not called a poor monk······
Guanyin:··· ···The poor monk·······
Nezha: Are you also called the poor monk? Dad, look, another poor monk has come
39. Erlang’s answer Ting Xin: We know that Cun Xin is dead...
Jade Cauldron said to Ting Xin: I am sorry... The last note has not been finished yet
Ting Xin said to the two of them: Cun Xin is not dead.
Jade Cauldron: Transient~~~~~~
40. Zhu Bajie said: I get up earlier than a chicken and sleep later than a dog...
Roaring Sky Dog asked: Do dogs sleep late?
Boss Kang: Who are you asking?
41. Yang Jian escorted Tang Monk to the foot of Five Elements Mountain, and after seeing Wukong free Let out a long breath:
I hope Sun Wukong can tolerate you...
42. Liu Yanchang: The whereabouts of scholar Liu Yanchang
Fourth Princess: Then you are there Where did it fall?
Liu Yanchang: Chang'an
Fourth Princess: I'm asking you, where did it fall after being blown away by the wind?
Liu Yanchang :East China Sea
Fourth Princess: Ha~ I went to my house
43. Nezha: Yang Jian has done two things in the past few hundred years.
Queen Mother: What is the first thing?
Nezha: Hunting...
Queen Mother: What is the second thing?
Nezha: Quarrel with the Third Princess
44. Yuding: You tricked me... Ever since I took Yang Jian in, I have been worried all day long, and I can’t eat or sleep well~~ Bah , I can’t eat well, and no one can sleep...
45. Yuding: I know clearly that there has been no one here for hundreds of years, but you didn’t even make a sound when you came, which made me jump.
Dog: There has been no human figure for hundreds of years? Then you are not a human?
Jade Cauldron: I am a real person
46. Yang Jian who looks like a roaring dog : Don’t kill him!
Roaring Sky Dog that looks like Yang Jian: Master, can I ravage him?
47. Jin Chanzi: “The Taoist way is to overcome hardness with softness.”
Roaring Sky Dog: "It's so insightful!"
Tianpeng: "One sentence can eat up the three worlds!"
48. The Queen Mother's Purpose
p>Yang Jian said: Use it as an insole
49. Sun Wukong: There is a seal on it, with six characters written on it, "I have coaxed you"
Tang Monk: Om mani padme hum? Hehe~ Why did I coax you? This monkey at the foot of the mountain can’t read~~ The post has been exposed. I didn’t coax you, you coaxed me... ...Hey, it’s not you who coaxed me, it’s Om Mani Padme Hum~~~~
50. Medicine King: What does it smell like?
Xiaoxiao: I don’t smell it. Come out...
Medicine King: Smell this again?
Xiaoxiao: Still can’t smell it...
Medicine King: Smell it carefully again !
Xiaoxiao: Ah... I smell it!!!
Medicine King: Ah? What is it?
Xiaoxiao: Sesame oil!!!
Medicine King: Hey!!! Zhenjun, I have no choice, please ask someone else!!!
Second Brother: Thank you, Medicine King.
Yuding: Hey, let’s go, stop pretending.
Xiaoxiao: Ah! Stinky tofu! You’ve slandered me to death!
Yuding: Yeah, yeah, can you take it out to eat?
Xiaoxiao Xiao: No! I remember there was a roast chicken just now!
Yu Ding: There is no roast chicken, just eat your stinky tofu.
Xiaoxiao: Yes! It’s right here with you!!!
Yuding: Disciple, watch your dog, okay?
Xiaoxiao: Put it on Give me the roast chicken!
Yuding: No, no, no roast chicken!!!
Second brother: Hehehehe....
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